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[–]timmg42 180 points181 points ago

3PO, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.

[–]phishroom 38 points39 points ago

But, Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly...

[–]borno23 10 points11 points ago

Just, tell them.

[–]Aids_by_Google 1 point2 points ago

Making a right tit of himself again

[–]fraudster -1 points0 points ago

Given the option, I too would travel like that.

[–]RockintheShockin 93 points94 points ago

The guy in the front does not look amused by this shit.

[–]docious 59 points60 points ago

the others are clearly ecstatic though

[–]ciggy622 17 points18 points ago

"This some bullshit..."

[–]Echoman1992 0 points1 point ago

Young Reezy

[–]PrinceWilliam13 6 points7 points ago

He was quickly beheaded soon afterwards.

[–]CitizenPremier 3 points4 points ago

Man I don't even need this job.

[–]mynameisrichandiama 1 point2 points ago

The only jobs available to these men are on foreign ships. The people of Tuvalu are very poor, but some of the happiest and, no doubt, most fulfilled I have ever met in my entire life.

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

Even if they have a toothache?

[–]mynameisrichandiama 1 point2 points ago

Yup, even with toothaches.

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm skeptical. But if it's feasible I'll try to stop by there sometime and see for myself.

It's possible they were just really happy to see you.

[–]Planex2012 2 points3 points ago

He's got cable....Knows something is not right about the whole thing.

[–]Absolute_0 0 points1 point ago

Denzel?

[–]Former_FA 104 points105 points ago

[–]kenebriated 10 points11 points ago

Slavers gonna slave.

[–]SuperSpaze 49 points50 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

The British royal family still has quite the status on some of these islands. The sun still doesnt set on the British Empire.

[–]basec0m 3 points4 points ago

I too, saw Idiot Abroad.

[–]SuperSpaze 8 points9 points ago

I, however have not. Was it any good? I saw a clip on youtube where he was at a village of little people in china however. He seems to be a bit... odd.

[–]basec0m 2 points3 points ago

Yes... it's even mentioned in your link. See here.

[–]SuperSpaze 3 points4 points ago

I know it was mentioned. I just havent seen the show. I think I first heard of it on the Vice website. Absurd and fascinating. Ill take a look at Gervais' little bald friends adventures later tonight.

[–]basec0m 4 points5 points ago

It's pretty funny... this particular episode deals with this particular tribe directly.

[–]deltarob 1 point2 points ago

it's fucking HILARIOUS seriously go download both seasons and grab yourself some snacks

[–]SuperSpaze 1 point2 points ago

I have now seen two episodes, not counting the introduction. The things that man say.. pure gold. So much wisdom and ignorance in one round little head. Loving it.

[–]mynameisrichandiama 0 points1 point ago

Tuvalu is part of the British Commonwealth, however, it is an independent country. Unfortunately, 90% of GDP there is provided by foreign aid.

[–]boredco 57 points58 points ago

As an ordinary British Serf I am always deeply honoured whenever it's my turn to carry one of my Lords

[–]Testiclese 26 points27 points ago

stiffens uppper lip God save the Queen!

[–]Huronia 12 points13 points ago

First: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

Second: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

Third: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations

You may not like the image out of context, but consider that this man may be reveared as a living God-King by these people.

In other words, it may not be your religion, but it means something to these people.

That said, the classy thing to do would be to refuse such ostentatious overland transport for something more humble.

[–]thenutellamonster 1 point2 points ago

WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR UPVOTES DAMMIT.

[–]Huronia 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Thanks.

[–]mynameisrichandiama 1 point2 points ago

Hardly, the Tuvaluans are mostly Christians.

[–]dccdrang 119 points120 points ago

Nice representation of how well trickle-down theory works.

[–]SolusLoqui 180 points181 points ago

He's creating jobs

[–]Scarbane 25 points26 points ago

Slavers gonna slave.

[–]septimus03 3 points4 points ago

My credit card offers black out dates.

[–]1337p3n15 2 points3 points ago

thats deep breh

[–]Quantum_Finger 3 points4 points ago

Quick, give that man a tax cut!

[–]bottom_of_the_well 14 points15 points ago

Actually, I think it's more representative of the awesome social mobility of modern society.

[–]wordPatent 18 points19 points ago

emphasis on mobility.

[–]TheWhistler1967 22 points23 points ago

Seems like a bad PR decision to me.

[–]NotTheNews 7 points8 points ago

Better than refusing and being carried around in a pot of water and vegetables.

[–]GuyFleegman 0 points1 point ago

Whatever you say, Mel Lastman

[–]30thCenturyMan 18 points19 points ago

Old habits die hard

[–]wutanggrenade 1 point2 points ago

with a vengeance!

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes you just wanna live free.

[–]Goldenrule-er 7 points8 points ago

[–]KMAR 10 points11 points ago

He's starting to look like Willy Wonka [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8n5Cx.jpg[/IMG]

[–]cannibaljim 11 points12 points ago

Reddit doesn't use BB tags.

[–]DGCA -1 points0 points ago

Ah, the olden days. I miss Totse and LivingWithStyle, as a 13 year old hanging out with 11 to 30+ on forums and chat rooms. Shit was cray.

[–]gkx 1 point2 points ago

I have this incredible nostalgia for like 2000-2007, where I was this 7-14 year old kid on forums with people I totally should not have been talking to. The days of the BBs were incredible, and I miss them a lot. Occasionally I run across one, but they suffer from consistently dying traffic.

[–]kingofvodka 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, I haven't heard the word Totse in years.

I miss that place. :(

[–]yelhsa87 1 point2 points ago

His mother would not be impressed. Where's Mckayla ? I'm lazy. Well, drunk.

[–]spoleto 1 point2 points ago

I wish I was drunk.

[–]mh048t 29 points30 points ago

To me,There is just something profoundly wrong with this pic.

[–]pedro1191 48 points49 points ago

I know, right?! Not one of them are cracking a smile for the camera, nor wearing shirts. For god sakes, show respect and at least look a bit presentable.

[–]gojo345 11 points12 points ago

Its the old Reddit kangaroo.

[–]samsaBEAR 17 points18 points ago

That is the future King they are carrying, not some nobody!

[–]terf2004 9 points10 points ago

I think its part of the Prince Phillip Movement, some of these islands have an almost religious reverence for the royal family.

[–]bobbybusche 5 points6 points ago

Truly absurd.

[–]terf2004 2 points3 points ago

Im not going to shit over other peoples culture just because its not mine, no reason for you to either.

[–]schmidtopolis 4 points5 points ago

Wow. If you think someone saying "Truly Absurd" on the internet is "shitting over other peoples cultures"... well, it's gonna be a long, hard ride for you bud.

[–]terf2004 1 point2 points ago

Firstly, why exactly is someone being rude on the internet going to affect me in real life?

Secondly you should probably look up the definition of the word "absurd" its not complimentary and when you say it about someones cultural tradition then saying they are being negative about someones culture isnt a stretch.

[–]highlynegative -1 points0 points ago

If we're going to let the dictionary decide this, I should point out that holding religious reverence for the British royal family is definitely "ridiculously unreasonable".

[–]terf2004 2 points3 points ago

Their culture, their decision.

[–]highlynegative 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely. But taking that to mean that we can't criticize them inhibits progress that would benefit them directly. See Saudi Arabia.

[–]terf2004 0 points1 point ago

Cutting off heads publicly and oppressing women is a little bit different from a cultural tradition where you like the royal family.

[–]lloydbennett1 0 points1 point ago

No their decision - its centuries of socio-historical socialization. Not the same thing.

[–]PrinceWilliam13 0 points1 point ago

Why? I look quite pleased.

[–]m15cell 7 points8 points ago

Hey at least he's been green. I mean that's almost no emissions right there.

[–]Gabe_b 5 points6 points ago

Well, a bit of methane is inevitable

[–]mynameisrichandiama 0 points1 point ago

Kind of fucked up of you to say... considering that Tuvalu (the country he was in when this picture was taken) is considered by the UN and IPCC as the most vulnerable to climate change.

[–]angelaslashes 5 points6 points ago

This is kind of a fucked up picture. Upvote.

[–]ElPazerino 2 points3 points ago

We all saw your wifes boobies

[–]MRWJG 2 points3 points ago

[–]Evernoob 2 points3 points ago

I've seen his wife's tits.

[–]mynameisrichandiama 0 points1 point ago

link

[–]ZoomaBaresAll 4 points5 points ago

Oh imperialism, you crazy.

[–]Larsenmur 2 points3 points ago

swag

[–]conspiracy_thug 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]sophiemisfit -2 points-1 points ago

This picture makes me angry

[–]twilly_spree 0 points1 point ago

If I knew how to use photoshop, I'd put Romney's face on whitey to show the world what the US would be like in a Romney/Ryan regime.

[–]erinadic -4 points-3 points ago

What a jackass.

[–]sdawsey 0 points1 point ago

Do the English not wear wedding rings?

[–]Chambowsquared 0 points1 point ago

If men in the UK wear signet rings (usually on the left little finger) then usually not. One is able to get a ring which has been made to rest along side the signet ring. But this is not always the case.

[–]TrtlePwr 0 points1 point ago

Looking at just the thumbnail, I was hoping it was Jeremy Piven

[–]dogfart614 1 point2 points ago

Denzel is not amused.

[–]jaybone23 0 points1 point ago

Yeah Denzel Washington up there front and center looks like he is about to go "Man on Fire" on someone in point 2!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Who photoshopped the manager of my local Enterprise Rent-A-Car onto an old National Geographic picture.

And then I realized it was the future King of England.

[–]bays 0 points1 point ago

let me guess. you must be ... xerxes

[–]olafthebent 0 points1 point ago

It's good to be the King

[–]ihavenopassions 1 point2 points ago

Rule, Britannia.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this papua new guinea? They revere the royal family there.

[–]mynameisrichandiama 0 points1 point ago

Tuvalu

[–]m3aneapolis 0 points1 point ago

"Honi soit qui mal y pense".

[–]Lord_Ciar 0 points1 point ago

You might say he got...carried away.

[–]Guild_Wars_2 0 points1 point ago

If I win lotto, I am making one of these and for 3 months I will have people carry me around town while I do mundane tasks like get bread and milk.

[–]okonikinakonamba 1 point2 points ago

What he does not yet know is that hes part of a ritual sacrifice and will be tossed into the volcano.

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

If only..... I don't hate the Royals. But come on! This is 2012, and he's not king of anything yet.

[–]lordsushi 0 points1 point ago

remind me again, what is the point of royalty in the modern world?

[–]finger_of_god -1 points0 points ago

I just really can't stand looking at that bald, horse-faced mother fucker.

[–]FrostByt 1 point2 points ago

Dinner time?

[–]Slimeaux05 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the front has a look on his face that tells the story.

[–]lloydbennett1 0 points1 point ago

WTF!????

[–]lloydbennett1 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this!

[–]chilloutdude 0 points1 point ago

this is in the Solomons there were here a couple of days ago

[–]Sirromnad 0 points1 point ago

those are some... angry looking black men.

[–]ickystumps -1 points0 points ago

Potatoes gonna potate...

[–]grouchomarxist1933 -2 points-1 points ago

A modern Kurtz bearing the white man's burden.

[–]Persica -3 points-2 points ago

The white man IS a burden.

[–]Jigglez_Khan 0 points1 point ago

...Do not know how to feel about this.

[–]MONDARIZ 0 points1 point ago

Well, you voted for them...hold on...

[–]Fuguzors -2 points-1 points ago

Lovers gonna love.

[–]SoloJones 0 points1 point ago

Stupid lazy title.

[–]EnterAbyss -5 points-4 points ago

I guess they are happy being dominated by a sociopath.

[–]Rugil -5 points-4 points ago

Why the fuck is everyone recognizing that dude instantly?

[–]Marylandman101 -5 points-4 points ago

hahahhhahahahhhaahha

[–]Marylandman101 -1 points0 points ago

why the fuck would I get down-voted for laughing at something in the funny section.