This is how the Pros play the game.

TurboShorts · 2012-09-18T23:41:58+00:00

Lol, Chicago Cubs

cralledode · 2012-09-18T20:10:29+00:00

Pros? You do realize that's the Astros, right?

Generotti21 · 2012-09-18T20:04:00+00:00

They looked like a little league team

johnny45c · 2012-09-18T19:16:14+00:00

2012 Houston Astros might be one of the worst MLB teams in history

Pseudosmile · 2012-09-18T22:07:40+00:00

i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist. i am not a houstonian, the astros dont exist.

i am a houstonian, the astros do exist :(

jupham · 2012-09-18T19:54:53+00:00

Please tell me Yakety Sax was playing in the stadium for this

therootsrundeep · 2012-09-18T22:02:21+00:00

any one know the source?

rconnelly20 · 2012-09-18T22:36:29+00:00

This is how i got a home run in little league

WookieGoldberg · 2012-09-18T22:11:43+00:00

That just kept getting better.

Dragonslayer180 · 2012-09-18T21:36:39+00:00

When was this?

renton723 · 2012-09-18T22:27:24+00:00

You don't know how much your post hurts me. :(

slowitdown · 2012-09-18T20:52:45+00:00

Wow, did that count as an infield triple?

bluepunchbuggy · 2012-09-18T20:19:16+00:00

Don't worry, the Astros will have to compete with the Mariners for rock bottom of the AL West next year.

teeohdeedee123 · 2012-09-18T22:43:54+00:00

As a Cubs fan, I'm going to miss the Astros. I hope they kept the NL Central's basement clean the past couple seasons.

nymnyr · 2012-09-18T22:55:18+00:00

I like the 3rd guy charging the bunt who flails just enough to screw up the guy throwing to 1st.

earnest_turtle · 2012-09-18T22:45:24+00:00

DISATROS!!!! $5 tickets most nights, with specials that include beer, hotdogs, and bobble heads, most AAA teams can't even beat that...

Trivalodyssey · 2012-09-18T22:10:23+00:00

that was catastrophic.

lowkey69ac · 2012-09-18T22:35:44+00:00

Is there a video of this??

TheKreeperStach · 2012-09-18T22:13:35+00:00

We're not even pros anymore. We're a fucking farm team that sells ALL our fucking talent. It's a fucking shame and we shouldn't even be a team.

ittakesacrane · 2012-09-18T22:40:50+00:00

anybody else going to watch tonight just in case they get that not-elusive-at-all 100th loss tonight?

gimli666 · 2012-09-18T22:54:02+00:00

BLEEEEERN!

bwill05 · 2012-09-18T23:42:33+00:00

As a lifelong Astros fan, the current state of this team is heartbreaking. The ravaged remains of a once great team due to horribly misguided ownership and a gutting of any and all valuable assets.

Growing up in the 90s they were a perennial playoff team with loads of talent, and their success culminated in 2005 with an NL Pennant...that seems like such a long time ago now.

mohaukachi · 2012-09-18T22:35:03+00:00

Jesus, how many errors was that?

SackFulloApplez · 2012-09-18T23:06:04+00:00

They look like a bunch of retards trying to rub their cocks on the ball.

blankblank · 2012-09-18T22:36:11+00:00

needs some yakety sax

BobLoblawl · 2012-09-18T23:01:57+00:00

That was uncomfortable to watch

3rdCoast_713 · 2012-09-18T23:10:02+00:00

They'll come around, the Texans did.

I_HATE_YOU_SO_MUCH · 2012-09-18T23:11:50+00:00

That was a pretty impressive game of hot potato

dangerzonepatrol101 · 2012-09-18T23:12:39+00:00

good thing the Texans season started

wallieburger · 2012-09-18T23:14:56+00:00

lmao it's like little league all over again!

Tac50Company · 2012-09-18T23:37:27+00:00

yakety sax must be played to this.

mnemoniker · 2012-09-18T23:37:37+00:00

In other news MLB's 1,000,000th error is now projected to occur next weekend!

XpressAg09 · 2012-09-18T23:42:05+00:00

As an Astros fan, this is both par for the course, and incredibly depressing.

New uniforms next year are the only thing getting me through October.

andersonb47 · 2012-09-19T00:02:37+00:00

Anyone have a smoother version of this gif?

L1ft3d_R3s3arCh · 2012-09-18T23:35:29+00:00

Perfect song to go with this.

wtighe02 · 2012-09-18T22:41:17+00:00

I thought the catcher was going to throw it away at the end too.

jorsh175 · 2012-09-18T22:56:19+00:00

Upvoted for partial Steely Dan lyric title.

markusgarvey · 2012-09-18T22:58:45+00:00

it's the big leagues, baby!...

High_Born_Manitee · 2012-09-18T23:00:24+00:00

WTF was that 1st baseman thinking?!??!!?

finsterdexter · 2012-09-18T23:15:42+00:00

Oh man, so many memories of little league just came flooding back. Wow! So much nostalgia, now.

Kroz_McD · 2012-09-18T23:19:30+00:00

Obviously not enough ball handling going on in the showers.

ruledcards · 2012-09-18T23:20:47+00:00

Reminds me of that one scene from Angels In The Outfield where the angel make the other team commit tons of errors. Unfortunately, I can't find the scene right now. Maybe someone else with better youtubing powers can?

Choppa790 · 2012-09-18T23:38:42+00:00

Wow...I'm so embarrassed of being Texan right now.

supbanana · 2012-09-18T23:41:35+00:00

My only experience with baseball was being forced to play in grade school and I'm still pretty sure I could do better than this.

jediassassin37 · 2012-09-18T23:45:58+00:00

Reminds me of when Al messes with the ball in Angels in the Outfield.

facemelt · 2012-09-18T23:47:17+00:00

Great post title..

diyeiogt · 2012-09-18T23:52:10+00:00

Looks like D league softball, which I play. Seriously, I can't get over telling people, stop throwing the damn ball around! Better they score one run or move up a base, than do stupid shit like that.

The_Hindu_Hammer · 2012-09-18T23:56:01+00:00

It's a good thing this is in 1 fps or I might actually be able to tell what's happening!

gattofila · 2012-09-19T00:06:11+00:00

I don't understand what just happened. :/

Soylent_Gringo · 2012-09-19T00:06:53+00:00

That changed everybody's error stats eh what?

SuperJordan · 2012-09-19T00:07:28+00:00

Jag-offs.

Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi · 2012-09-19T00:11:55+00:00

What the fuck was the first baseman doing?

sehajodido · 2012-09-19T00:12:17+00:00

kind of like watching your cat chase a laser around.

Hotdogdance · 2012-09-19T00:13:58+00:00

Benny Hill theme immediately started playing in my head.

FuckingTornadoes · 2012-09-19T00:14:11+00:00

This was from a real game?

Damn...

olafthebent · 2012-09-19T00:14:54+00:00

Why do I hear Yakity Sax in my head when I watch that?

VonBrewskie · 2012-09-19T00:16:36+00:00

Has someone set this to "Yakkity Sax" yet?

severing · 2012-09-19T00:18:45+00:00

This is why I hate pugging.

metaphorm · 2012-09-19T00:23:22+00:00

the rare unforced quadruple error.

PapaJ0e4 · 2012-09-19T00:25:21+00:00

I am very surprised that this isn't the Cleveland Indians...

PieWithCoolWhip · 2012-09-19T00:27:35+00:00

full video here from MLB.com

Ad_the_Inhaler · 2012-09-19T00:28:16+00:00

astros fan here. strong urge to punch.

jawillde · 2012-09-19T00:30:25+00:00

When you're professional and do everything at a higher level than everyone else, that includes screw-ups. MLB has the craziest bad plays I have ever seen and I played for 9 years as a kid through high school.

Hygienicnerd · 2012-09-19T00:31:03+00:00

That's just a soup sandwich...chicken noodle on rye to be exact.

mermaidrampage · 2012-09-19T00:39:41+00:00

And that is why they are referred to as the Lastros

thirdgenrx7 · 2012-09-19T00:39:52+00:00

Better version

Accipehoc · 2012-09-19T00:41:33+00:00

Annnnnnnd gifsound'd.

Eric_Wright · 2012-09-19T00:46:34+00:00

That is like watching Gaving playing MLB with Geoff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnW1m_zhllY Video for those who don't get it.

MythOfLight · 2012-09-19T00:46:46+00:00

Aww, it's kind of cute lol.

DeerOnTheRocks · 2012-09-19T00:55:08+00:00

housontian here. fuck the 'stros. go texans and dynamo!

RidleyScotch · 2012-09-19T01:11:29+00:00

Clearly these men don't use steroids.

FatherThyme · 2012-09-19T01:14:43+00:00

as a former baseball player this makes me annoyed/frustrated

Hemingsworth · 2012-09-19T01:16:53+00:00

Oh ball, you so silly.

jdmCrush · 2012-09-19T01:17:47+00:00

Thank GOD that's not my team...

DaveFishBulb · 2012-09-19T01:18:17+00:00

No idea what's going on here.

zenith2nadir · 2012-09-19T01:20:24+00:00

And this is how you play the game

antblazer · 2012-09-19T01:24:41+00:00

http://i550.photobucket.com/albums/ii426/kensai808/Baseball%20-%20Fun/NoAngelsInTheOutfield.gif

mongoOnlyPawn · 2012-09-19T01:25:30+00:00

Who's on first anyway?

onlythis · 2012-09-19T01:25:49+00:00

Don't they have practices to avoid things like this happening?

Rummy_Tummy · 2012-09-19T01:26:13+00:00

i would wring my neck if i were coach for a team worse than the cubs

bigman250 · 2012-09-19T01:31:36+00:00

This is how the starters on my team played last year. I still didn't get a chance to play.

itsDANdeeMAN · 2012-09-19T01:35:13+00:00

since when did the Astros become pros? even though they did take 3 of 4 from my Phillies.... shit

ucstruct · 2012-09-19T01:39:34+00:00

I love it, it looks like the third guy is trying to dive and block it. I was trying to find this the other day after Sportcenter but couldn't remember the team.

robotusson · 2012-09-19T01:41:29+00:00

Reminded me of this in real life.

http://youtu.be/AbIVUgW0t0o

Kyzer4689 · 2012-09-19T01:52:04+00:00

http://youtu.be/bxGZrk8JQDg - found this when I was looking for the original - poss NSFW

austin525 · 2012-09-19T01:52:37+00:00

it's like a god damn Benny Hill routine

cometparty · 2012-09-19T01:53:26+00:00

Oof... that's my team. But we have been playing a lot better lately.

AaaaaaaaronH · 2012-09-19T01:59:01+00:00

This is run-of-the-mill stuff for the Disastros.

uglybabyeater · 2012-09-19T02:01:44+00:00

No, that's just how the Astros have been playing the game for the past 5 years.

sam302psu · 2012-09-19T02:06:31+00:00

Can't believe how many times the Pirates have lost to these guys.

1thenumber · 2012-09-19T02:07:14+00:00

I believe that's called "a comedy of errors."

jcpearce · 2012-09-19T02:07:55+00:00

Add soundtrack.

ScootyToot · 2012-09-19T02:08:04+00:00

The best part is yet to come.....wait until they go to the American league

Mace55555 · 2012-09-19T02:10:32+00:00

Still better than the jets.

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