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[–]GexGecko 228 points229 points ago

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 39 points40 points ago

Good god! That's even scarrier than whatever they saw.

[–]janjko 7 points8 points ago

Reminds me of Aphex Twin.

[–]famousninja 2 points3 points ago

That's it. I may be fired for this photo.

Then again, I probably shouldn't be redditing at work.

[–]itsinthebone 0 points1 point ago

Yeah right. What are you supposed to do, work? pfffft

[–]cardfan205 53 points54 points ago

[–]zzephyr 3 points4 points ago

Dad's pleasantly surprised

[–]cardfan205 3 points4 points ago

what kind of dad doesn't want his family approached by such a refined creature?

[–]DaminDrexil 273 points274 points ago

[–]Yarxing 41 points42 points ago

flying elmo?

[–]GamblinBear 55 points56 points ago

There was an image of an Elmo doll that was sort-of crucified in a department store clothing rack in /r/pics the other day, I've realized I'm just rambling on and on at this point so to answer your question... Yes.

[–]dylansan 38 points39 points ago

TIL one sentence that actually answers the question counts as rambling and doesn't answer the question.

[–]Spiffy313[!] 8 points9 points ago

Yes. Flying Elmo.

[–]arroyobass 15 points16 points ago

Those eyes!

[–]iSmite 2 points3 points ago

those rolling eyes. Superb.

[–]newaccount123what 12 points13 points ago

This is in Niagara Falls. Everything is actually Completely pitch black and you are following glimmering barely there pinpoints of light to find yourself around. Then, crazy shit happens.

Here, for instance, a set of headlights flash on to your right side and accelerate quickly towards you while a loud noise pierces the air.

I looked scared, too.

[–]photojacker 1 point2 points ago

WINNER.

[–]coolwubla 176 points177 points ago

[–]frau_chang 23 points24 points ago

i think it's his, he lost it in the early 90s

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 6 points7 points ago

Oh god, is that a penis on the mouses back?!

[–]dabockster 28 points29 points ago

[–]distertastin 6 points7 points ago

Posted at least 5 dozen times a day.

[–]wildfire2k5 5 points6 points ago

Have you never seen the episode of South Park entitled Eek! A penis?

[–]CrimsonNova 0 points1 point ago

...aaannndd that's the third time I have seen you today, SIHC. Helooo nurse.

[–]self_destruct_in_321 127 points128 points ago

[–]GerardH 142 points143 points ago

http://imgur.com/P2wrA Double the excitement

[–]dr_electrofunk 138 points139 points ago

I'm not GerardH, but I was thinking of too much Viagra

[–]sdvaletones 98 points99 points ago

this whole thread...

[–]pandapunches 68 points69 points ago

That was a wild ride.

[–]nameless88 29 points30 points ago

Thought you said wide ride.

[–]Spiffy313[!] 17 points18 points ago

Thought you said wife glide.

[–]GobbleswithRAGE 9 points10 points ago

Now this is the sort of thread i like to see!

[–]joeingo 0 points1 point ago

Thank god it wasn't Mr. Bones'.

[–]MurderousPaper 7 points8 points ago

I'm saving this post just because of this thread.

[–]DrSmoke 2 points3 points ago

Someone submit this to bestof, or whatever.

[–]Grimsrasatoas 4 points5 points ago

TRANSFOOOOOOORM

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 2 points3 points ago

Best. Thread. Ever.

[–]sometimesiwearhats 1 point2 points ago

best one.

[–]Peaness 13 points14 points ago

How many pictures of dicks did you check before you found one at a close enough angle? Or do you have a pad with 20 different dicks in it ready to go?

[–]IAmFunnyAMA 0 points1 point ago

Never laughed this hard from a thread on Reddit.

[–]OhEmGeeDubUTeeEff 32 points33 points ago

[–]ThatsNarfed 4 points5 points ago

I doubt you'd want to leave your mouth open in a situation like that.

[–]OhEmGeeDubUTeeEff 1 point2 points ago

Tis true, but fitting for the scenario!

[–]DaminDrexil 82 points83 points ago

[–]Ninjamonkillu 43 points44 points ago

She looks like he annoying facebook girl...

[–]iSmite 5 points6 points ago

Daughter's hand is on her mom's boob. I just noticed.

[–]keto4life 2 points3 points ago

It's amazing how such a minor change alters the picture from "OMG! Something really scary!" to "Ow! My ass hurts!"

[–]FakersGonnaFake 75 points76 points ago

[–]DatGye 26 points27 points ago

[–]FakersGonnaFake 43 points44 points ago

The other thread has been removed and a mod said all pictures concerning the house of horrors should be in one thread. So I present to you...

This, kiddo, is the internet!

[–]lucidenigma 18 points19 points ago

Is that...THE INTERNET??

[–]VampAly 10 points11 points ago

You better be careful with that. It should be put back on Big Ben.

[–]Malex_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

Well if it's alright with the Hawk...

[–]AdamGee 67 points68 points ago

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 7 points8 points ago

I literally heard them say "JINKIES!"

[–]AdamGee 5 points6 points ago

I wanted to write, "Thanks, SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT" but I imagine you get that a lot.

[–]Marshfellow 10 points11 points ago

Well, I wanted to write "I wanted to write, 'Thanks, SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT' but I imagine you get that a lot." but I imagine he gets that a lot.

[–]Bit_Chewy 14 points15 points ago

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 3 points4 points ago

Well how about I thank you both and be on my way?

[–]pants_on_my_head 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted you, just for your name.

[–]AdamGee 0 points1 point ago

Mind equals fucked.

[–]symbioticintheory 2 points3 points ago

I had a ghostbusters toy when I was kid that did this exactly.

[–]TheNecromancer 0 points1 point ago

Blonde guy, right? His hair kinda popped up in a block?

[–]AdamGee 0 points1 point ago

Might have been Egon.

[–]symbioticintheory 0 points1 point ago

Exactly

[–]AdamGee 0 points1 point ago

I remember those!

[–]SoGnar92 12 points13 points ago

[–]kokesh 1 point2 points ago

this is pure evil... I mean your GIF

[–]zzCitizen 44 points45 points ago

[–]BracedPolecat 5 points6 points ago

this is great, you even gave the boob a face xD

[–]Broboto 13 points14 points ago

[–]NuM3R1K 24 points25 points ago

I posted the whole set a minute ago and saw your post on this just now. If you want to, feel free to grab the set link from mine to replace yours and I will delete my post. There are a lot of good ones in there worthy of recognition and I'd like everyone to see them. This one is my favorite so far: http://i.imgur.com/eFDOD.jpg

[–]GobbleswithRAGE 20 points21 points ago

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 9 points10 points ago

The guy on the left is like 'yes...YES'

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[–]M_Kenn 11 points12 points ago

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK! DAMNIT!

I WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE NOT CLICKING/HOVERING THAT LINK!!!!

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[–]Skwink 4 points5 points ago

What was it?

[–]M_Kenn 13 points14 points ago

It was a very graphic picture of a girl on top of a guy with shit everywhere, including inside her vagina (referencing the guy he replied to).

To Quote : "Shit_in_her_cunt Fo' Realsies? [bad picture]"

[–]Skwink 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for your sacrifice.

[–]M_Kenn 13 points14 points ago

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[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 4 points5 points ago

Even with my username, that sounds horrifying, jesus

[–]imadogg 3 points4 points ago

GUYS DON'T CLICK IT

[–]GobbleswithRAGE 0 points1 point ago

Oh damn, I should of put it on imgur. I forgot that people on reddit don't trust 4chan :)

[–]str1fe 2 points3 points ago

What was the link? Pretty sure nothing on the internet can surprise me anymore.

[–]imadogg 3 points4 points ago

Some nasty picture. I'm not a spacedickser so it was fucking gross to me

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[–]thatoneguydunno[M] 18 points19 points ago

Hey, post that shit one more time, and I'll give you the boot. We like to play nice here, and your image adds nothing to the photoshopbattle going on here. Think about what you're doing here. If there's a place for that shit, it's not here.

[–]famousninja 3 points4 points ago

I happy that a record of what happened is available.

The fact I clicked on it is what I'm not happy about.

[–]GobbleswithRAGE 7 points8 points ago

[–]Ruddiver 41 points42 points ago

[–]Xelian 24 points25 points ago

Um...yeah. That was random.

[–]JimmyKeepCool[!] 5 points6 points ago

Her tongue kind of looks like a vagina.

[–]GeoKeo 16 points17 points ago

[–]nemo85 8 points9 points ago

Looks like an 80 year old amateur art restorer got a hold of the daughter. http://i.imgur.com/gWeGe.jpg

[–]GeoKeo 8 points9 points ago

[–]HaydenTheFox 14 points15 points ago

Can we do anything with this kid?

[–]MadMageMC 8 points9 points ago

I'd heard they had a new guy playing Smeagol, but damn.

[–]letmehaveago 6 points7 points ago

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

Ugh. It's pictures like this that remind me of why I'm single.

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

Why's that?

[–]HDTV_FTW 11 points12 points ago

Scared level: Titty grab

[–]Wendys_frys 0 points1 point ago

I kinda want to know what they saw in the first place.

[–]moojah 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know what it is that the screaming people see?

[–]creepy-feet 1 point2 points ago

Headlights rushing towards them with a loud noise so that it seems like a car is going to hit them.

[–]moojah 2 points3 points ago

Most helpful, thank you. Doesn't sound scary but probably is. Don't know if I would grab my mum's tit though.

[–]Mr0Mike0 2 points3 points ago

[–]Jorgemeister 3 points4 points ago

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 15 points16 points ago

There have been many threads complaining about the laziness and cliche factor of adding a Brazzers logo.

[–]Jorgemeister 2 points3 points ago

but how about the other small, almost unnoticeable change?

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 3 points4 points ago

You made me flip between tabs for nothing.

[–]nicklaus_asu 0 points1 point ago

noooooo

[–]mamba_79 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Colin Mochrie's not scared of whatever's freaked his family out...

[–]DaveyFoSho 2 points3 points ago

Really curious as to how people are getting this scared? You go in the place knowing it isn't real...

[–]Jesse_757 6 points7 points ago

It's a mildly famous horror house I believe and a car looks like it comes flying at them and suddenly stops.

[–]DaveyFoSho 4 points5 points ago

Fair enough... if a car is coming at me I may freak out. I have been known to flinch at a puck or a baseball even though I know there is netting/glass.

[–]Jesse_757 5 points6 points ago

[–]SpeedCola 1 point2 points ago

Like an elephant seeing a mouse.

[–]phoenix25 1 point2 points ago

Nightmares is actually terrifying. I've been in there a few times, it's in Niagara Falls, Canada.

[–]royisabau5 0 points1 point ago

Same thing with a horror movie... It isn't real, but it is scary

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 0 points1 point ago

I worked at a year-round haunted house and it was designed to disorient people and then scare the shit out of them. People freaked out. Some fainted. Some even pissed their pants.

[–]marash1000 0 points1 point ago

That chick on the left looks like she's taken the black meat before.

[–]DaveyFoSho 4 points5 points ago

Also worth noting the cupping action on her moms boob.

[–]wcr115 1 point2 points ago

Why is the daughter grabbing the moms boob?

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

Late to the party, but here you go. http://imgur.com/a/fJCy8#0

[–]Takaharrue 1 point2 points ago

[–]Takaharrue 0 points1 point ago

[–]GeoKeo 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't sure about this one. May be NSFW http://imgur.com/a/7CbJn