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[–]aaronaqua1 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you.

title comnts points age /r/
How it feels trying to leave Reddit 16coms 967pts 1dy funny
When I try to get off reddit 10coms 240pts 7mos gifs
When I try to get off Reddit 3coms 13pts 7mos funny
What happens when I leave reddit 1com 29pts 8mos funny
How to leave reddit 38coms 577pts 10mos funny
What it's like closing Reddit 10coms 91pts 1yr pics
What it's like closing Reddit 35coms 562pts 1yr gifs
How it feels when I close reddit 193coms 1541pts 1yr pics

[–]trigaderzad2606 8 points9 points ago

I wonder what AlastairGV would have to say about this being on the front page soon.

[–]CupofBallSoup 2 points3 points ago

Most likely fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu or something very similar.

[–]Iamurcouch 5 points6 points ago

Never trust a person who uses a '3' instead of an 'E'...

[–]Buddhist_Fanatic 4 points5 points ago

Never trust your sofa either, give me my damn remote.

[–]Iamurcouch 0 points1 point ago

But it's my turn with the TV!

[–]Darkbro 2 points3 points ago

How it feels thinking you've finally seen this fucking repost with the same title for the last time.

[–]TheDDDayna 1 point2 points ago

haha aw man this episode was on earlier

[–]jayjayace 1 point2 points ago

Should've looped it

[–]hank22594 0 points1 point ago

How it feels after you masturbate in mid day

[–]TheOnlyBoss 0 points1 point ago

I've been here a good bit, and I find it incredibly easy to just forget to check it for a weekend, or a few days. After a while you just start seeing the same stuff over and over, and then occasionally you'll see new content that makes you bust a nut laughing.

[–]kara123125 0 points1 point ago

Bust a nut laughing? I totally did that today.

Wait, I'm female.

[–]eirrac 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wildstylezz 0 points1 point ago

Why would someone want to leave?

[–]ElmoRocksLikePickles 0 points1 point ago

I almost died laughing. I woke my sister up too.