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[–]theofficialposter 399 points400 points ago

Looks like I am not the only one that saw all 700+ gifs from that gallery earlier...

[–]rand_master_fresh 289 points290 points ago

[–]Boomanchu 86 points87 points ago

THAT'S NOT A JPG!

[–]Jakio 51 points52 points ago

Yes yes, we've been through this before. The image is a .gif, but the url is simply a .jpg ending

[–]dayallnash 16 points17 points ago

Can you explain?

[–]Gergy 43 points44 points ago

Imgur doesn't care about the ending in the link, it is what it is. If you don't like it...

[–]isaaclw 8 points9 points ago

Correction: your browser doesnt care about the extension

[–]NovaX81 6 points7 points ago

GIF is just the type of file sent in the header for your browser to interpret. The server can send whatever it likes and your browser will interpret it based on the header info.

That's generally how dynamically-generated images are sent as well - the link will be something like makeimage.php?parameters=x, and the server will create the image and send the appropriate header back to the browser.

[–]Asshole_Nord 0 points1 point ago

The link says ".jpg" at the end, tricking us into thinking it will be a .jpg image, but it's really a .gif image.

[–]bo87 4 points5 points ago

[–]blackhawk465 8 points9 points ago

Just imagine all of the people like eamantite. "Oh my god the karma!" We are going to see so many of these posts popping up now.

[–]SoupOrSteve 229 points230 points ago

Only a matter of time before someone takes this gif, changes the chicken to downvotes, and reposts it.

[–]BabsonMcChonkers 417 points418 points ago

[–]avelertimetr 43 points44 points ago

Damnit, you beat me to it. This was my first gif, too.

http://imgur.com/arsUV

Edit: Also, I noticed you too used the motion blur for the falling downvotes.

[–]BabsonMcChonkers 12 points13 points ago

Haha, still a nice job! It's funny how we chose to do pretty much the same thing in regards to rotation/direction/blur.

[–]avelertimetr 7 points8 points ago

Heh, I didn't even notice that. It just felt natural. Btw, it took me almost an hour to do this, and then I see you got it done in 15 minutes. Kudos!

[–]BabsonMcChonkers 6 points7 points ago

Thanks! Believe it or not... I would have had it done much sooner. We are having a terrible thunderstorm where I am right now, and my power went out when I was near complete the first time. So I had to start from the beginning again.

[–]Broodje 12 points13 points ago

Really neat!

[–]MrRabbit 7 points8 points ago

Wow these are great!

If you can do one with Chester's scene in Hot Rod I will *love you forever!!! Upvotes EVERYWHERE!

* I will like you whenever I remember to post this gif..

[–]JakeCameraAction 25 points26 points ago

This was already done with Reposts instead.

http://sushipunk.net/Images/repost.gif

[–]MrRabbit 1 point2 points ago

Ha, love it. To be honest, I wouldn't mind seeing this in every way possible.

Upvotes, Downvotes, I just love me some Hot Rod.

[–]pdaddio2239 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to see that

[–]Ihaveafatcat 1 point2 points ago

That's so awesome man. I love the abilities of some of the people on here.

[–]neferr 20 points21 points ago

I want this to happen. Please make this happen.

[–]THIS_POST_IS_FAKE 226 points227 points ago

[–]SneakyNightman 109 points110 points ago

I was hesitant and I was right.

[–]WombatDominator 6 points7 points ago

Goddamnit. I'm an idiot.

[–]MyBlowUpDoll 3 points4 points ago

Chicken? I thought they were balloons.

[–]dan2737 4 points5 points ago

Chicken... Now I get it...

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 640 points641 points ago

  1. Nostalgia Trip

  2. Casual Racism

  3. Easily digestable .gif

Looks like smooth sailing on to the front page from here, boys!

[–]Crackdave 58 points59 points ago

As always it's quite easy to spot the posts that will reach the front page, reddit has become very predictable.

[–]Fantasysage 24 points25 points ago

Or just go Here for all your karmawhoring needs.

[–]IslandGreetings 6 points7 points ago

Shush, don't tell them the secrets.....

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[–]easyantic 7 points8 points ago

I knew someone was going to make this comment.

[–]JFK_WENT_AFK 3 points4 points ago

As always it's quite easy to guess the comments on the posts that will reach the front page, reddit has become very predictable.

[–]Udub 35 points36 points ago

Nostalgia trip? Am I the only one that never watched their stupid shows? (Not Full House)

[–]Vessix 5 points6 points ago

I think it's from a movie..

[–]Pastyourbedtime 14 points15 points ago

To Grandmother's House we Go. I have it on VHS somewhere.

[–]Diarrhea_AnneFrank 11 points12 points ago

That's hot.

[–]vivalavidacola 22 points23 points ago

Same here, but I didn't watched Full House either, it was corny, cheesy and preachy.

[–]treein303 6 points7 points ago

How old are you?

[–]vivalavidacola 13 points14 points ago

Not sure if really asking or scolding me. Anyway, I'm 34.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 12 points13 points ago

I think you're a little old for Full House. It was more of a show that parents could watch with their kids like 8-12

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 15 points16 points ago

I'm 23. I hated that stupid ass show.

[–]blackhawk465 8 points9 points ago

I'm 22. I loved that show!

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 12 points13 points ago

I don't think our two generations will ever get along.

[–]scout-finch 2 points3 points ago

I loved their movies, even through their teens. I always knew that they weren't "good" really, but they gave me an hour and 20 minutes of enjoyment so fuck it. Double Double Toil and Trouble, damnit! Fall is here!

[–]Sorgulicious 0 points1 point ago

You forgot. 4. Repost

[–]Squalor- 207 points208 points ago

If they had given him money, what would he have bought?

Food.

They just cut out the middle man.

Mary Kate and Ashley: Economical.

[–]Ethanolica 97 points98 points ago

Dude's a vegetarian, come on.

[–]SometimesRhymes 60 points61 points ago

Joke's on you, it was veggie fried chicken.

[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 26 points27 points ago

What the fuck is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!!

[–]wooden_spoon 19 points20 points ago

It's when you fry chicken in vegetables instead of oil.

[–]Syn7axError 13 points14 points ago

I... what?

[–]DR_McBUTTFUCK 18 points19 points ago

That makes it a vegetable. Just like pizza.

[–]samuelbt 3 points4 points ago

Nice try Congress

[–]AF1998 6 points7 points ago

Delicioso

[–]CatchThisDrift 2 points3 points ago

I don't think that's how vegetarianism works.

[–]SometimesRhymes 2 points3 points ago

Haven't heard of veggie burgers eh?

[–]CatchThisDrift 0 points1 point ago

There's a large difference between a veggie burger and a chicken drumstick that's been cooked in vegetable oil, which is how I read your post.

[–]schizodepressed 3 points4 points ago

"There's a large difference between a veggie burger and a chicken drumstick that's been cooked in vegetable oil"

Duh, of course there's a big difference: burgers aren't drumsticks. But if you fry a ground beef patty in vegetable oil, you get a veggie burger, and likewise with turning chicken drumsticks into veggie drumsticks.

It's pretty simple.

[–]MeaninglessDebateMan 5 points6 points ago

Beggars can't be choosers.

[–]music_user 4 points5 points ago

But buskers can.

[–]Ceejae 4 points5 points ago

Disinfectant for his beard.

[–]liebkartoffel 4 points5 points ago

Yes, and I'm sure the food he bought would have been a couple of grubby, congealing fried chicken drumsticks.

[–]Bloatys_Pizza_Hog 0 points1 point ago

Yes I agree. -Whale biologist.

[–]DoubtOfAShadow 58 points59 points ago

Were they just wandering the streets with drumsticks?

[–]interfail 113 points114 points ago

Are you not?

[–]fraudisokay 19 points20 points ago

I have a pocket-sized deep fat fryer. Do you not?

[–]RickieLambertCelebr8 27 points28 points ago

Cornballer

[–]mbnathan 14 points15 points ago

Those are illegal, man.

[–]RickieLambertCelebr8 18 points19 points ago

Not in Mexico

[–]c7hu1hu 9 points10 points ago

Yo soy loco por los cornballs!

[–]OnceAndFutureThing 9 points10 points ago

[–]OhManThisIsAwkward 14 points15 points ago

They were running away from home and since they're little kids, they did a horrible job and packed some clothes and toys and chicken.

[–]rrr_zzz 7 points8 points ago

They were just roaming the streets looking for a black man.

[–]herpty_derpty 4 points5 points ago

They've wandered off because they have no guardians. Their mom is dead, Danny's off fingering Kimmy Gibbler, Jesse's making another set of twins with his hot ass wife while the Beach Boys play at the foot of the bed, and Joey's being an idiot somewhere...probably inspiring Alanis Morissette.

[–]Wazowski 2 points3 points ago

They're too small to carry watermelons.

[–]SoulTea 96 points97 points ago

Came straight from the 700 gif folder. Good job reaping that karma.

[–]michigandalf 124 points125 points ago

[–]TheZad 12 points13 points ago

Nice, I have never seen this one before and it actually made me guffaw audibly in my cubicle. Props, G

[–]InterstellarPancake 8 points9 points ago

Reading the word guffaw always makes me guffaw.

And then I proceed to make crow noises using the word.

GUFFAW! GUFFAW!! FAW!!

[–]leftylossies 10 points11 points ago

Did people actually look at all 700 of the gifs?

[–]canuck_rob 9 points10 points ago

Am i the only one that hasn't seen the 700 gifs?

[–]matrael 2 points3 points ago

Nope, you're not. I, too, am not aware of this gallery of 700 GIFs.

[–]leftylossies 2 points3 points ago

I looked at about 5 of them

[–]wooden_spoon 5 points6 points ago

What else are people going to do?

[–]K-oda 27 points28 points ago

At least wait longer than 2 hours before you repost something, even if THAT one was a repost from a repost the week before.

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 7 points8 points ago

...and he loved every delicious bite.

[–]MrGiggleParty 12 points13 points ago

The black girl in the "Gimme Pizza" video was made to talk about putting fried chicken on said pizza, was she not? Mary Kate and Ashley, subtly racist pro's...

[–]Thewhitemexicangirl 6 points7 points ago

Gimme pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A! I used to love that video.

[–]rumdiary 27 points28 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Imgur roulette finally payed off! Pay that black man with fried chicken, goddammit! 5coms 86pts 8dys WTF
Racist? 165coms 784pts 8mos funny
The single most racist gif I have ever seen 76coms 782pts 9mos gifs
That's not how you tip... 4coms 21pts 1yr funny
Racist little bitches... 3coms -1pt 1yr pics
fried chicken? 1com 30pts 7mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]fiction8 3 points4 points ago

8 days...

[–]TheUncomfySilence 6 points7 points ago

That chicken would grease up the inside of the case. I'd be pretty mad.

[–]bigskykb 4 points5 points ago

I bet that was Saget's idea. I saw on a documentary that he used to suck dick for coke.

[–]coyote1284 5 points6 points ago

Half-Baked was a documentary?

[–]Jman513 38 points39 points ago

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 49 points50 points ago

[–]GramarBoi 3 points4 points ago

Never realized the little bone on her head

[–]RedPhalcon 19 points20 points ago

It's a boy. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOU!

[–]otm_shank 4 points5 points ago

I believe that's a boy.

[–]Yenegonme 5 points6 points ago

Mary Kate and Ashley are creepiest motherfuckers in existence.

[–]norealpurposehere2 4 points5 points ago

That one post with over 300 gifs opened up a can of worms... been seeing a few from that post already.

[–]The_Iron_Dentist 12 points13 points ago

I'll never understand the racial overtones that black people like fried chicken. Dude, fried chicken is awesome. Everyone likes fried chicken.

[–]FictionZeroZeroOne 1 point2 points ago

He didn't look disappointed

[–]yangx 2 points3 points ago

Hey the reposting from that 700 gifs folder already began.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

So you went through all 700 gifs too?

[–]lmw1985 4 points5 points ago

I watched that movie last year around Christmas and it sure is a lot different watching it when you are the same age as the mom in the movie instead of the kids. I couldn't enjoy it the way I used to.

[–]naughty_scottie 0 points1 point ago

I knooooooow. I used to LOVE that movie. Now when I watch it, I get anxiety attacks and locate all the children in my life.

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

I'm not much for racism, but that one made me laugh.

[–]Party_Frog 2 points3 points ago

Why were they walking around with drumsticks?

[–]sbannon 3 points4 points ago

Those drumsticks didn't even look good.

[–]CactusInaHat -1 points0 points ago

comment for later

[–]StarCraft 2 points3 points ago

This is from To Grandmother's House We Go. Growing up my sister had one MK&A movie and it was this. She watched it all the time and because we only had one TV for a while I watched it all the time too. My sister always won the TV battle thanks to my parents.

[–]dogboyboy 0 points1 point ago

So all day today we are just reposting old gifs from the guy who posted 700 old gifs? I think we have reached repost-inception.

[–]justsaysblackpeople 4 points5 points ago

black people

[–]GeeShepherd 3 points4 points ago

That's not racist. It's stereotypical. Racism is hating of another race. They gave him chicken. So obviously means that they don't hate them and are just trying to help a brother out. Lol

[–]Jeremymia 6 points7 points ago

Actually racism doesn't necessarily imply hate or anything negative.

Racism is a subset of prejudice where you assume things about people based on their race. "He's Asian, so he's good at math" is racism.

rac·ism/ˈrāˌsizəm/ Noun:

1) The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as... 2) Prejudice or discrimination directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief.

[–]treemoustache 4 points5 points ago

...so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior. Food preference doesn't make someone inferior or superior, so is not racism according to that definition.

[–]Jeremymia 4 points5 points ago

It looks like you're 100% right. I looked at a few more definitions and most of them require that said prejudice is used to see a race as superior or inferior in order for it be racism.

Whether or not the term has evolved to include what I'm saying is a different question, but the definition I linked doesn't support what I said.

[–]red321red321 3 points4 points ago

I bet they got that chicken at Chik Fil A too. Homophobes.

[–]rita292 2 points3 points ago

i'm confused... no one is calling fake. did they really throw fried chicken in his saxophone case in the original?

[–]AyChihuahua 5 points6 points ago

Yes.

[–]purplepeach 4 points5 points ago

Come to think of it, I think they did.

[–]Arsenio_Billingham 3 points4 points ago

You think Mary-Kate and Ashley are racist?

What you gon' do bitch?

[–]makai456 0 points1 point ago

Part of my childhood innocence just shattered.

[–]Ephew2 0 points1 point ago

Fried chicken ain't racist.

Ask an Asian how they feel when someone makes a joke about eating cats.

[–]rebelreligion 1 point2 points ago

Well, perhaps the writers and other adults associated with the show may have been. But it does point out when racism starts...by teaching the children.

[–]hostclub 0 points1 point ago

This gif is as old as the internet

[–]barton100 -1 points0 points ago

This has been reposted so many times, its just one big blur..just a giant pixal

[–]hydrox 1 point2 points ago

Fried chicken brings people together! A brother's blowin sax tryin to earn a dime and a couple of white sisters just bring some fried chicken for lunch.

[–]FutureNoir 1 point2 points ago

What a fucking shitty move.

I don't care how old those girls might be, that's down right insulting. And the way they throw it in his suitcase like he's supposed to eat it from the fucking ground. Wow.

Where's the nearest embassy?!

[–]jaundiced_meme 1 point2 points ago

The video this was taken from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM

[–]ithouherenow5150 1 point2 points ago

how is it racist to give a musician chicken?

[–]refused99 1 point2 points ago

Those were the true racist twins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue

[–]FattyMcPatty 0 points1 point ago

At least they gave him food

[–]YourMombadil -1 points0 points ago

If you click on one link today, make sure it is this one.. It is Doc Future's take on MK & A's problematic racist past.

If you have never before seen Doc Future, congratulations. You've just taken your first step into a larger world.

[–]rmperson 0 points1 point ago

i loved this movie!

[–]npech001 1 point2 points ago

Black or white I would love it if someone just randomly gave me fried chicken, because that shit is delicious.

[–]Stack_jungles 1 point2 points ago

This is a stereotype, not racism.

[–]DiscoDev 1 point2 points ago

Good show. Aunt Becky...haaaaave mercy.

[–]sm0ki 1 point2 points ago

[–]adawg58 2 points3 points ago

[–]Lasallexc -1 points0 points ago

I, too, saw the 700 gifs in that album earlier.

[–]Rikkety 0 points1 point ago

For a second there I thought the sax player was Carl Weathers.

In which case he almost had a stew goin'!

[–]IAmAlmostCame 0 points1 point ago

As a non-black person, I have to ask, "why?! what do you get out of this?! why are you doing this?! D:"

[–]duckman273 1 point2 points ago

I like that swagger they walk with before they drop the drumsticks. Like little Kanyes.

[–]Anticlimax1471 -1 points0 points ago

Is it my turn to post this yet?

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Not racist.. stereotypical

[–]ieatbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Awh Hell naw!

[–]Blacks_Aint_People 0 points1 point ago

Nuff said...

[–]Godwantsustowait 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting until someone used this from that hoard of 700 post.

[–]playboywillis 0 points1 point ago

This was funny when I saw it on Tosh 3 YEARS AGO

[–]jimx117 0 points1 point ago

This was posted as a youtube link like, 8 months ago, at least, and it's got 2200+ upvotes? COME ON, REDDIT, you're slackin'!

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

Mary Kate and Ashley: Repost

FTFY

[–]This_isR2Me -1 points0 points ago

i came here to find this http://imgur.com/xV3sl

[–]spc1979 -1 points0 points ago

[–]sccrstud92 0 points1 point ago

Inb4 chicken wings are upvotes.

[–]Almostharry 0 points1 point ago

Were they actually being racist or did the chicken have something to do with the movie or show or whatever from earlier on? I hope it's the first thing.

[–]WaffleChef 1 point2 points ago

I thought they were grenades...

[–]JDtheMiz 0 points1 point ago

Danny Tanner would be proud

[–]5hredder 0 points1 point ago

Prince William DID do it right if you ask me.

[–]Vassago81 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's the Prussian Blue girls

[–]roflcraptor 0 points1 point ago

EAT THE CHICKEN, DAMMIT!

[–]dissss 0 points1 point ago

And I thought Bob Saget was a good dad.

[–]octopusthe 0 points1 point ago

LMFAO

[–]Lanksative 0 points1 point ago

what movie is this from? i use to watch it as a kid lol

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

slowly counting the days until one of them od's.

[–]lousku 0 points1 point ago

Fried chicken is automatically racist now. :| Fuck you, Americans.

[–]scales82 0 points1 point ago

I don't get the racism bit. Seriously...... We don't have whatever is going on there in Australia.

[–]WheresUrHeadAt 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't stop laughing

[–]asdfghjkl92 -1 points0 points ago

so, what's with this american fried chicken is racist thing? is it cause it's cheap and there are a lot of black people in poverty so they eat it more or something? cause over here everyone i know of every race eats fried chicken.

[–]goxilo -1 points0 points ago

You don't understand what racism is.

[–]YoDelHey -1 points0 points ago

Nigga whatchu throwin wings fo

[–]SllikkillS -1 points0 points ago

This is brilliant, how does this have over 9000 downvotes?

[–]DaddyReefer 0 points1 point ago

That is the funniest thing I have seen all day

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

food is just as good as money when you're poor

[–]MendoGreen 0 points1 point ago

Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[–]xcgirl95 0 points1 point ago

[–]dnl_yoon 1 point2 points ago

haha i laughed pretty hard

[–]Robb_gnarLee 0 points1 point ago

Brother for sale

[–]meijerbrantm 0 points1 point ago

GIMMIE PIZZA!!!!

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

more like racist parents

[–]SHE_HAS_BIG_VAGINA 0 points1 point ago

What's so racist about throwing a couple of small brown detached penises into a street busker's basket?

[–]TopUn1ty 0 points1 point ago

Damn...

[–]JNGeezy 0 points1 point ago

"put down the pizza and bring me some chicken."

[–]FattyMcBiggens 0 points1 point ago

SHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTT

[–]poopface9000 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing to happen to reddit since my cat taught herself to play fetch

[–]Jomihoppe 0 points1 point ago

Hey dude its John

[–]ThatWeirdNewGuy 0 points1 point ago

Kids learn everything from their parents

mfw Danny Tanner is a racist

[–]Nickk_Jones 0 points1 point ago

TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO. That was my shit as a young lad.