When my buddies ask why I can't go to the Strip Club drunk with them anymore

HardlyWorkinDBA · 2012-09-18T18:39:32+00:00

I had a friend hand me his wallet before heading in the club once. Apparently he once spent his rent money to see the waitresses tits. A room full of tits and all he wanted was the ones he couldn't see.

unspoken_lies · 2012-09-18T17:16:18+00:00

What is the recommended amount of money to "make it rain"?

TAC0001 · 2012-09-18T17:56:29+00:00

I actually tip the waitress more than the dancers.

Homer69 · 2012-09-18T17:15:14+00:00

That's like $1.25 in US dollars.

Norsak · 2012-09-18T19:29:01+00:00

So now we'll see every gif from that "700+ gif thread" reposted through out the day, right?

Squalor- · 2012-09-18T18:33:24+00:00

VIDEO

Robot_Tanlines · 2012-09-18T19:21:45+00:00

I came here expecting funny strip club stories, but theres nothing. Come on friends, class up this thread.

snarkinturtle · 2012-09-18T18:38:37+00:00

I can't imagine that man has a healthy, respectful, relationship with any woman.

kabukistar · 2012-09-18T20:49:28+00:00

Reasons I don't go to strip clubs:

They're depressing.
I'm a tightwad.

SaudiRedditor · 2012-09-18T21:08:04+00:00

By the way. That money is fake.

Basically, when you go to a nightclub in Syria. You get to pay real money and they give you fake ones in larger amounts, like dollars etc.

Then you can proceed and act like an obnoxious rich douche bag and rain money on the girls you like.

lyyphe23 · 2012-09-18T18:36:53+00:00

Strip club in LA doesn't sell booze and there is a (2) drink minimum of water. My buddies and I go there on the way home to rehydrate and see some titties because comn, who ain't like no tittay?

DayGlowBeautiful · 2012-09-18T21:05:41+00:00

My friends and I made about 30 of these and went to a strip club in Denver. We threw all of them at one dancer and about 15-20 stuck on her before she even knew what was going on. Of course, we were asked to never come back. She made $37.50 in about 4 seconds though!

nbinney · 2012-09-18T18:37:30+00:00

Pimp level: Arabian Prince.

Clippy_For_Reddit · 2012-09-18T21:24:38+00:00

http://imgur.com/zn7tG

francey_pants · 2012-09-18T21:12:03+00:00

Welcome to Dubai, where our wives are covered from head-to-toe and our hotel bars are filled with prostitutes.

smotpoke · 2012-09-18T21:16:57+00:00

Got that arab money

borisroson · 2012-09-18T18:11:48+00:00

my second visit to a strip club was on pay day. i spent just over half my months wages in one night. one glorious, magical night

st0rm311 · 2012-09-18T21:02:12+00:00

Joining a Killing Floor server on the last round.gif

rgvtim · 2012-09-18T21:05:08+00:00

That guys sucks at making it rain, next time, bring it in on a pallet and drop it on her.

greekboy · 2012-09-18T19:20:28+00:00

Ugh, I blacked out in a strip club after work in NYC 2 weeks ago. Spent about 600 bucks. That's entire week of work, and seeing as I live paycheck to paycheck, it was pretty freakin' devastating! Never again..

indiefilmy · 2012-09-18T21:23:33+00:00

One guys posts a ton of GIFs and now, people profit out it, fuck.

technonerd · 2012-09-18T21:50:46+00:00

Fail to hookup at the dance club, head on over to strip club because it's the only thing open after 2am bar close and I'm still in party mode. Then order my $7 bottle of water, no alcohol severed after 2. Sit at table scoping the place out for that perfect lady. First Lady that walks up she ask for a dance I immediately mention the back room, $100 for a couple of songs. $500 later I feel like an accomplished man by grabbing some titties in a no touch strip club and some intense bed grinding.

blakedev · 2012-09-18T22:00:31+00:00

My first trip I went (sober) prepared with only a little bit of cash and left my debit card in the car. After word of this gets around one of the strippers walks up to me and when I asked her what was up she simply just holds my buddy's keys up while he's laughing in the back.

Months later I went to the same club but really drunk. I only spent $20 and just sat there just bitching about how the rough texture of the bar felt uncomfortable.

MattTheMilkMan · 2012-09-19T00:17:19+00:00

That's probably like $10 dollars in American, I can make it rain like that too but the strippers don't like a 1,000 pennies dropped on them... Atleast the last hoe didn't.

elemno · 2012-09-19T03:03:28+00:00

I only go to strip clubs for the articles.

CrackaAssCracka · 2012-09-18T18:29:01+00:00

Making it rain is for chumps. I like to bring bags of nickles and make it hail.

asldkfououhe · 2012-09-18T20:29:52+00:00

the context around that image is actually horrifying

HighLandur · 2012-09-18T18:40:01+00:00

I'm sorry? I can't hear you over the sounds of my ego....

TheRealFreddyMurcury · 2012-09-18T19:34:07+00:00

Make it rain, Please I make it waterfall.

THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN · 2012-09-18T19:41:43+00:00

Patiently awaiting the upvote GIF.

Dahmerifics · 2012-09-18T20:26:26+00:00

definition: balling.

peanutbuttahcups · 2012-09-18T20:37:05+00:00

Roman:

Cousin, let us go see some big, American titties!

Accept? Decline?

Enxer · 2012-09-18T21:08:57+00:00

Jokes on her, that's zimbabwe currency

majuhlazuh · 2012-09-18T21:26:37+00:00

This happens every time I'm drunk, location irrelevant

Bikenutt · 2012-09-18T21:30:09+00:00

Saudi foreplay.

okaytran · 2012-09-18T21:32:54+00:00

We getting Arab money!

zangorn · 2012-09-18T22:02:22+00:00

I was at a club last year, and a guy actually took about 15 1's and crumpled them up and just threw them into the air. Sort of stood around and didn't pick them up. I saw it out of the corner of my eye, not sure if it was an accident or not, so I was about to let him know he dropped his money. When suddenly a cute blonde girl went up to him and started talking.

Next thing I know he is sitting down next to her and the conversation is flowing. WTF, that actually works!!??

Myflyisbreezy · 2012-09-18T22:10:50+00:00

I want to get a stack of african money and do this

I know africa is made of many countries. A lot of them have crazy inflation, just cant think of one at the moment.

pattiusmaxim · 2012-09-18T23:01:39+00:00

About time it rains out there.

superchibisan2 · 2012-09-18T23:08:50+00:00

source?

zuluthrone · 2012-09-19T00:12:13+00:00

Passionate job creators at work.

CrayonOfDoom · 2012-09-19T00:12:18+00:00

Is it because strip clubs suck? Yeah, that sounds like a good reason.

Akchemist187 · 2012-09-19T00:51:31+00:00

Yeah bitch that's how fucking rich we are motherfuckers.

wm_destroy · 2012-09-19T00:52:33+00:00

BTW, remember that every time you fill gas in your car, he is going to do it once again.

juicelee777 · 2012-09-19T00:59:03+00:00

the true definition of arab money

stillonthecouch · 2012-09-19T01:59:44+00:00

I've never been to a strip club because I can't go with just my girlfriends and our manfriends won't take us. Why is that?

stephiest · 2012-09-19T02:04:09+00:00

hijra

tonight__you · 2012-09-19T02:05:47+00:00

I like how she's not even a stripper, just some chick trying to give a speech and this guy comes up and starts dumping fake money over her head.

chrisgrizle · 2012-09-19T02:10:41+00:00

I saw the full video to this on Live leak a few months back, it's just some rich Saudi dumping thousands of dollars on a stripper.

thewire_greatestshow · 2012-09-19T02:37:52+00:00

Reminds me of this video http://youtu.be/RWSKeR8GW1g

IamaReverend · 2012-09-19T02:59:41+00:00

Make it Bahrain!

Gullyvuhr · 2012-09-19T03:40:03+00:00

I do the same thing, except with nickels.

Mralexhartniss · 2012-09-19T03:45:34+00:00

i know im not the only one.... what is the story behind this?! hahah who is this?!

funny

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