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Whenever I see myself on a security camera [FIXED] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]IAmANewbie 272 points273 points ago

I like to imagine that spider's thinking "Damn this guy is anticipating my every move! Better not fuck with him."

[–]Roached_N_Weeded 148 points149 points ago

Pretty much what ran through my head too....Just the spider thinking, "Damn this guy is good! His reaction time is impeccable, its like he knows what I am doing before I even move! UNLESS I GO LEFT!................ fuck."

[–]ForcedSexWithPlants 11 points12 points ago

Shamble bobble dibble dooble!

[–]bigbadfox 4 points5 points ago

I miss Tenant...

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    [–]sehrfine 50 points51 points ago

    I like to think he is just appreciating himself in the mirror. "Damn I'm looking mighty fine today. Yeah let me see the left leg now the right."

    [–]AyChihuahua 16 points17 points ago

    The equivalent of flexing before the mirror.

    [–]whatumeanbyliterally 12 points13 points ago

    Come at me, bro

    [–]miked4o7 7 points8 points ago

    This is one handsome mother fucker right here

    [–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 7 points8 points ago

    Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

    [–]WHYWOULDYOUEVENARGUE 4 points5 points ago

    I bet that other spider is thinking the exact same thing.

    [–]SimplisticX2 3 points4 points ago

    Better not fuck with the 18 of them he sees

    [–]letsgetdowntobizniz 1 point2 points ago

    Really? All I heard was "la la la...la! la!...lalalala LALALA!" It looks like a happy dance to me.

    [–]jacktheripper678 148 points149 points ago

    I'm a spider, I'm a spider. IIIIIIIII'm a spider, I'm a spider, I'm a spider. I'm a spider, I'm a spider, I'm a spider, Oh Oh Oh I'm a spider.

    [–]alfiekong 12 points13 points ago

    Shit, where's this from?

    [–]Omahunek 37 points38 points ago

    It's from Family Guy, but the original tune is from the song Rock me Amadeus by Falco.

    [–]alfiekong 7 points8 points ago

    Thaaaaat's it. Much obliged.

    [–]Shelloser 3 points4 points ago

    Rock me Amadeus playing in the background makes this gif a little better.

    [–]KopOut 9 points10 points ago

    In addition, you should check out "Dr. Zaius" from the musical version of "Planet of the Apes" starring Troy McClure as shown on the Simpsons in Season 6.

    [–]mmss 4 points5 points ago

    [phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie, or the planet? Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human. Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!

    [–]tanu24 4 points5 points ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNS1TqWyX8E

    [–]ididntwritethat 100 points101 points ago

    "It's fun to stay at the Y-Y-Y-Y!"

    [–]probably-maybe 5 points6 points ago

    Biggest laugh I've had all day. Thank you.

    [–]MindlessDreamer 2 points3 points ago

    You have a dog, does he not give you big laughs?

    [–]probably-maybe 3 points4 points ago

    He does. I'm at home a lot of the time, so sometimes I need to take breaks from dying of laughter. Just a few minutes ago I told him to "attack" my husband, he responded by putting on the meanest face, charging him...then licking him. Couldn't breathe for like a minute.

    And while I'm at it, my girl's a total goofball and never fails to put me in tears. Fools, every one of us.

    [–]VincentsMommy11 169 points170 points ago

    I hate spiders but this is so funny... He looks like he's dancing when in reality he thinks it's another spider... So he wants to attack it

    [–]brokennails 104 points105 points ago

    Usually spiders get a NOPE and a quick window close, but this guy... this guy's kinda cute.

    [–]WeLoveKanjimari 59 points60 points ago

    It's because he has his two forelegs up. So instead of having two too many legs and being scary, he has 6 legs, and two arms. He even walks using only his 6 legs on the ground, which looks less scary than walking with 8 legs.

    [–]silent_p 34 points35 points ago

    Man, that's a good point. It's crazy how much of a difference 8 legs makes.

    [–]WeLoveKanjimari 16 points17 points ago

    If you watch the full video (and are scared of spiders) you'll find he only makes you feel uneasy when he's standing on all 8 legs. It's surreal.

    [–]dodus 16 points17 points ago

    You weren't kidding, every time the front legs came down I stopped enjoying the video.

    [–]ElGoddamnDorado 8 points9 points ago

    Where is this video you guys are talking about?

    [–]dodus 4 points5 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iND8ucDiDSQ

    [–]Stompedyourhousewith 8 points9 points ago

    lobsters? ALRIGHT! spiders? FUCK YOU!

    [–]NextDayAir 12 points13 points ago

    lobsters can be cooked and eaten and are tasty (to many people at least) so they get a pass. but I'm sure if you took the elastic bands off and they were able to move nimbly about on land, they wouldn't be so alright anymore.

    I think George Carlin said it best, "Lobsters and crabs don't look like food to me, either. Anything with big pinchers crawling towards me sideways doesn't make me hungry. In fact, my instinct is 'Step on that fuck! Step on him before he gets to the children!'"

    [–]Rudefazy 8 points9 points ago

    Lobsters don't crawl around on your ceiling

    [–]disposable_me_0001 8 points9 points ago

    thats what you think

    [–]namegoeswhere 2 points3 points ago

    I've never woken up with a lobster crawling on my face.

    [–]igotwaaaybaked 2 points3 points ago

    Who was the first person to think about eating a lobster? In a way they look like giant bugs.

    [–]Stompedyourhousewith 1 point2 points ago

    look like?!?!
    well, they're both arthropods

    [–]GroovenileDelinquent -3 points-2 points ago

    2 legs*

    [–]cyrilio 8 points9 points ago

    &7 legged spiders a definitely cuter.: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/11/11.7.davidthornespider.gif
    EDIT: not being able to capitalize numbers? What is this, the stone age?

    [–]DallasTruther 12 points13 points ago

    & legged spiders

    You know you can't capitalize numbers, right?

    inb4 Seven

    [–]Rawphull 3 points4 points ago

    Maybe that has something to do with the number of objects people can accurately keep track of. I've heard it's somewhere around four, but I don't know for sure. A bunch of moving objects that close together might freak your brain out, but since we can only see four on the ground from this angle it's not too bad.

    [–]StopReadingMyUser 4 points5 points ago

    Until he finds out he's being filmed...

    [–]silverite 1 point2 points ago

    so does everyone on this site just repeat the same bullshit over and over again?

    [–]brokennails 0 points1 point ago

    Apparently we do when we don't check the other comments. Fuck.

    [–]Mikey-2-Guns 14 points15 points ago

    http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FBEqOe.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0c5-qVkVfqU&start=0

    [–]GIBSON_854321 4 points5 points ago

    what the hell was that?

    [–]GIBSON_854321 5 points6 points ago

    OH WAIT! I get it! He's Riverdancing!

    [–]herpty_derpty 3 points4 points ago

    Final Fantasy V!

    :D

    [–]Mikey-2-Guns 1 point2 points ago

    :D

    [–]apoutwest 6 points7 points ago

    Jumping spiders are the only spiders I don't hate. Their obvious intelligence and resulting behavior makes them not creepy to me.

    [–]Szalkow 9 points10 points ago

    It also doesn't hurt that they're adorable.

    [–]chichristina 5 points6 points ago

    Haha what about that video was adorable? I think thats the most terrifying spider I've ever seen!

    [–]Szalkow 4 points5 points ago

    You can't say "no" to these eyes!

    [–]Akasazh 5 points6 points ago

    Can't spel NOPE without 'no'.

    [–]grimpoteuthis 3 points4 points ago

    I'm actually more scared of jumping spiders. I think they're gonna, you know, jump on me. I have no issue with regular spiders.

    [–]Szalkow 5 points6 points ago

    Phiddipus jumping spiders like the one in the video are pretty much harmless. They never bite humans unless they are being crushed or intimidated, and their venom isn't toxic to humans (although some people are allergic to it). If one does land on you, it tickles like a ladybug walking on you might, but is much more fun to watch.

    [–]grimpoteuthis 3 points4 points ago

    I know, it's just the idea of them flinging themselves down my shirt or on my face. Phobias aren't rational haha.

    [–]conmimente 3 points4 points ago

    Everybody check me out! I'm Dancing!

    [–]absolute_panic 2 points3 points ago

    Rehearsing for "Dances with Nopes" starring Kevin Costner.

    [–]comicsansibar 39 points40 points ago

    Iirc, he is doing a mating dance to his reflection.

    [–]xSPYXEx[!] 61 points62 points ago

    "Woah, that chick is an awesome dancer! I'm so gunna boner her!"

    [–]Mousy 15 points16 points ago

    Actually, this is a possiblility. Some animals have such low sexual dimorphism that their mating dances are the only way they can tell what sex the other member of their species is--females dance one way, and males dance the opposite way. Two individuals stand opposite each other and if the potential mate exactly mirrors the dance, then they are doing it in an opposite fashion (raising their opposite arms at the same time) and thus are of the opposite sex, and thus a suitable mate.

    That said, I'm not a spider expert, but it looks like a display of aggression to me.

    [–]Fostire 3 points4 points ago

    Could be both. Some mating "dances" probably evolved from a display of aggression. The theory is that a normally solitary individual encounters a female of his species and has a mixed reaction; on the one hand he wants to attack because this individual is intruding on his territory, but on the other hand he doesn't want to attack cause he wants to bone her. So the end result is a weird "dance" that alternates between aggressive and non-aggressive.

    [–]SelectaRx 12 points13 points ago

    "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

    [–]Guicastelhone 11 points12 points ago

    "Everybody is out there mating and I'm sitting here dancing with myself"

    [–]firedrops 1 point2 points ago

    I'd love to see a peacock spider doing this to a mirror

    [–]milesunderground 35 points36 points ago

    Perfectly symmetrical violence has never solved anything.

    [–]Hethreck 13 points14 points ago

    Perfectly symmetrical dance on the other hand....

    [–]Cayterri 8 points9 points ago

    Has still never solved anything, more's the pity.

    [–]phedre 8 points9 points ago

    If symmetrical dance could solve problems, Bollywood would have brought about world peace and cured hunger by now.

    [–]Zkate15 3 points4 points ago

    Spider flashmob

    [–]kungffffuuuuu 25 points26 points ago

    I would seriously love to know just wtf is going through that spiders tiny brain at that moment hahahaa

    [–]alman3007 42 points43 points ago

    "He's matching my every move, that clever bastard!"

    [–]ARasool[S] 28 points29 points ago

    "I shall sneak up on h....OH MY FUCKING LORD WHERE'D HE GO! Oh... there you are you sneaky bastard!"

    [–]PoisonousGirl 7 points8 points ago

    Did you know?

    Smaller spiders at times are so small that their brains often times will leak over into their legs.

    A spiders brain could very well take up it's entire body cavity then push its way into their legs and sometimes cause the legs to bulge a bit giving the spider a disfigured appearance.

    The more you know...

    [–]dodus 2 points3 points ago

    This is fascinating and also a bit creepy.

    [–]eyecite 10 points11 points ago

    Where is /u/original-finder when you need him?

    [–]baxterg13 8 points9 points ago

    The original is three days old. That might be why

    [–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

    Fucking hell, I even saw that and forgot about it already.

    [–]talknerdy2me11 0 points1 point ago

    Oh god...That was only three days ago? What has become of me?

    [–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–]orijinal 4 points5 points ago

    Here you go...

    [–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–]Hovertac 3 points4 points ago

    I haven't seen original-finder in a long time. :(

    [–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

    I just saw him first thing this morning on some front page post. Someone in the comments even said something like "I think it should be a rule that OP has to include the original link in the comments" and a few spots lower, o-f was there.

    [–]manbearpig1204 14 points15 points ago

    I can't wait to see all of those 737 GIFS from that post earlier today, this time as separate posts!

    [–]Milkgunner 8 points9 points ago

    We all knew it was going to happen as soon as we saw that post.

    [–]manbearpig1204 4 points5 points ago

    I know. Stating the obvious sometimes merits karma http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#275

    [–]raynius 1 point2 points ago

    Where do I get this 1 I need that in my life

    [–]telfman123 0 points1 point ago

    7th fucking one I've seen. I hate Redditors...

    [–]MikeNeil91 7 points8 points ago

    It's amazing to actually see a spider doing something like this. Without sounding as thick as pig shit, it's almost like it's realised it's looking at a reflection... although no one could possibly know if it can comprehend what that is, or what'a going on. Or maybe it does think it's another spider. Fuck, i sound thick now. I'm going to shut up.

    [–]LaziestManAlive 5 points6 points ago

    He isn't recognizing himself, but instead thinks there is another spider. Only very few animals can recognize themselves in the mirror, almost all of which would be considered intelligent animals (a reasonable expectation for self-awareness). Here is a list.

    tldr; some animals are self-aware, spiders are not one of them.

    [–]Etnies419 4 points5 points ago

    I'm commenting to let you know that at least one other person feels the same way as you do about this gif. I'm constantly amazed at the intricacies of the human mind, and how other creatures' brains compare to it.

    [–]waffleninja 2 points3 points ago

    Spiders can certainly not recognize themselves in the mirror. Even most mammals cannot.

    [–]hannieve 1 point2 points ago

    It was my first thought too. I did not know spiders were that advanced, if you could say so. But my guess is that the spider appears to see another, female, spider in the mirror. Not a chance that the spider is that intelligent to think for it's own. In that case - we are all fucked.

    [–]MugatusDog 6 points7 points ago

    You talking to me? YOU TALKING TO ME?!

    [–]Dhaffey 12 points13 points ago

    This is what I do. It's less cute http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqwmngJHwK1qertj5.gif

    [–]gex80 10 points11 points ago

    I demand full video now!

    [–]ARasool[S] 20 points21 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjhQ_LghyA

    [–]inoculan 7 points8 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iND8ucDiDSQ

    the video in higher quality

    [–]cannot_escape 2 points3 points ago

    I feel like by the end of it he was just like "Stop following me man!!!"

    [–]Puppetteer 1 point2 points ago

    I've always wondered how this tiny war came to a close. I guess he just scared himself a bit too much.

    [–]burl462 0 points1 point ago

    Why did it have to end like that?

    [–]teeelo 4 points5 points ago

    Spiders are adorable. I hope they cross breed them with dogs so I can have a half spider half puppy cuddle pet

    [–]BiRDM4N 2 points3 points ago

    Ive always said this! The size of a chihuahua and the mind of a golden retriever.

    [–]teeelo 1 point2 points ago

    I was thinking big enough to hug the bejewsus out of it!

    Good girl! Lol

    [–]I_read_a_lot 1 point2 points ago

    So you want a rast?

    [–]teeelo 1 point2 points ago

    LOL

    No! Smaller and cuddlier with 8 adorable eyes!

    [–]kryonik 4 points5 points ago

    Jumping spiders are awesome.

    [–]King_Lem 1 point2 points ago

    Normally, I'm not a fan of spiders, but last night I saw something crawling on my ceiling. At first I was fully intending to reduce whatever it was to a fine paste, but upon getting closer (no glasses at the time), I saw that it was a jumping spider.

    Let the guy go right on with his business. Jumping spiders are fine in my book.

    [–]jimblob32 3 points4 points ago

    What the difference?

    [–]King_Lem 2 points3 points ago

    They're not as aggressive, their bites don't hurt, they don't build webs everywhere, and they still hunt down the bugs I don't want in my apartment.

    Nothing to dislike. :)

    [–]jimblob32 1 point2 points ago

    They sound nice, i want one now!

    [–]money_buys_a_jetski 2 points3 points ago

    Annnnd if I remember correctly, they are one of the few spiders that can break visual contact with whatever it is they are hunting to sneak around the back of their prey then attack it. Other spiders look away and then forget what they were even doing I guess.

    [–]Bangage 2 points3 points ago

    They're kinda cute too!

    [–]ScottishPrik 4 points5 points ago

    So glad I got over my arachnophobia recently. Now I can't help but see the cuteness in this.

    [–]ouchcannon 1 point2 points ago

    Teach me your ways...

    [–]Ensivion 1 point2 points ago

    Find pictures like these and get progressively more scary (perhaps get a friend without a phobia). You'll get used to it.

    [–]PferdloverX3 4 points5 points ago

    I had to stop my self from laughing out loud in the middle of my sociology class.

    [–]Prosopagnosiape 4 points5 points ago

    My god, i wish i had whatever skills are necessary to put a little tophat and cane in this gif.

    [–]GrinningPariah 3 points4 points ago

    "Holy shit this other dude is not backing down! Ice fucking cold! I have to keep this up!"

    [–]GreenStrong 3 points4 points ago

    I once noticed that a spider was making gestures like that with his legs at my hand, which was resting on a stone wall he was apparently claiming as his own.

    I began to use the four fingers of my hand to mimic the gestures of his front four legs. After about ten seconds, the fucker jumped six inches in a single bound onto the back of my hand and made me scream like a little girl.

    [–]cassx3 3 points4 points ago

    That thing is so fucking cute I can barely stand it

    [–]gearmetalsolid 5 points6 points ago

    Here's the original video if anyone wants it

    [–]Poseidon-SS 2 points3 points ago

    I feel like I've seen this with the "come at me bro" caption

    [–]Panhead369 2 points3 points ago

    Love you Spiderbro...

    [–]brokennails 2 points3 points ago

    Hip hop hooray... ho... hey... ho!

    [–]inferior-raven 2 points3 points ago

    Will this work with any spider? I want to go get some spiders and mirrors now.

    [–]TheToto1000 0 points1 point ago

    "AAAH! Honey, there's a big spider here! Quick, bring me something to kill it!"

    "Okay."

    "No, don't take the mirror, you'll break it!"

    "Of course not. Would you bring me a camera?"

    [–]icouldbewrongbut 2 points3 points ago

    Jesus fucking Christ. Is everyone seriously reposting everything from the 700 gifs today? I realize not everyone went through and looked at them, but God damn... It's so obvious if you did.

    [–]Kaylee__Frye 2 points3 points ago

    "Whenever I see a .gif I can come up with a vaguely amusing subtitle for" FTFY

    [–]paperball86 0 points1 point ago

    When ever I'm walking towards someone at school... http://i.imgur.com/BEqOe.gif

    [–]Slslookout 0 points1 point ago

    WTF SPIDERS GOD DAMNIT

    [–]Tqwen 2 points3 points ago

    ....I never thought I'd say this, but...

    What a cute spider!

    [–]AlexHeyNa 0 points1 point ago

    Something tells me this is an illusion. They're rolling the thing the spider is on back and forth, so it's moving back and forth to avoid falling. But the mirror is there, so it looks like it's confused by its reflection.

    [–]southfloridajoe 1 point2 points ago

    This is actually legit. Jumping spiders have very good eyesight for an invertebrate. Original video here. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a7_1291251144

    [–]Beasty_Glanglemutton 2 points3 points ago

    Me on a security camera: when the hell did I get so fat?

    [–]LyricBomber 2 points3 points ago

    Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal.

    Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my hearts on fire.

    If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone.

    Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!

    [–]Non-corporeal 2 points3 points ago

    I'm not a big fan of spiders but that is the cutest thing I have ever seen

    [–]sspdsk8a 2 points3 points ago

    You have done the impossible: making the front page using a post containing a spider that doesn't imply your hatred or fear for spiders.

    [–]ARasool[S] 0 points1 point ago

    Wait what? I made front page? o.O

    [–]sspdsk8a 1 point2 points ago

    If not the karma is more than accurate. I must say this shit is pretty funny. Props.

    [–]sspdsk8a 1 point2 points ago

    Adequate. Fuck autocorrect.

    [–]Giggyjig 2 points3 points ago

    This fits with any song

    [–]ARasool[S] 1 point2 points ago

    LOOK AT MY HORSE

    [–]civilwarman 2 points3 points ago

    That is slightly creepy but funny at the same time

    [–]cherry_blossoms_89 2 points3 points ago

    Cute!

    [–]luklykpisst 2 points3 points ago

    thats what you THINK about doing whenever you see yourself on a security camera

    [–]IamBobsBitchTits 2 points3 points ago

    So glad I was listening to music when I saw this. Go Dancing Spider!

    [–]Sir_Meowsalot 2 points3 points ago

    I work in security so my Partner and I would try to one-up each other while on patrols in front of the camera. I once successfully Moon-walked across the hospital hallway without tripping. It was the proudest moment of my career.

    [–]Shnazzyone 2 points3 points ago

    And here's the video this is from

    IT's very sad... sadder then you know. In reality all the spider wants is a hug from someone like himself.

    [–]brandiee2 2 points3 points ago

    I hate spiders, but when I saw this I being swaying my head with the spider's dancing. It was actually cute, well done!

    [–]tamakitty22 2 points3 points ago

    See, reddit? Spiderbros are our friends.

    [–]melkab17 2 points3 points ago

    For someone terrified of spiders I really liked this.

    [–]andischreff 0 points1 point ago

    Right? My first reaction is "that spider is adorable!" I have NEVER had that reaction to a spider!

    [–]Cornerian 0 points1 point ago

    Is this reddit? Where are all the people going, "AAAAAAH SPIDER!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!"?

    [–]ARasool[S] 3 points4 points ago

    I think we're all hypnotized just by how cute this damn thing is.

    [–]Cornerian 0 points1 point ago

    Cute spiders? The mind boggles.

    [–]hawaiikawika 0 points1 point ago

    How did this footage get taken without a fire getting started?

    [–]IrEgption 3 points4 points ago

    1 word. Russians.

    [–]SwanseaJack1 1 point2 points ago

    Quite.

    [–]NervousMcStabby 1 point2 points ago

    "I LOOK FABULOUS! LOOK AT ME GO!"

    -Spider

    [–]jguacmann1 1 point2 points ago

    That's Mr. Spider, to you.

    [–]aspireS[!] 1 point2 points ago

    Bitch, I am fabulous!

    [–]kstonge11 1 point2 points ago

    Look I'll go left you go right.. No go right! Ok I'll go right.. What the hell man! Just stay put I'll move around ... Ahh cmon.

    [–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

    Hahaha he's so fucking cute! I love spiders.

    [–]arcaida 1 point2 points ago

    Goddamn it Youtube Shuffle. This started to play as I rolled over this image.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=relmfu

    [–]dbaliki918 -1 points0 points ago

    Wasn't this spider GIF on /r/aww once?

    [–]rectalrectifier 1 point2 points ago

    Narcissus spider: Sees reflection and wants to mate with it

    [–]penguinplatypus 1 point2 points ago

    You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, and you shake it all about~

    [–]wry-ry 1 point2 points ago

    extremely relevant

    [–]rbslilpanda 1 point2 points ago

    dood, this looks like a jumping spider, they're frickin awesome, one of the only spiders I will say hello to and allow to be around me. They are quite fun; they follow you with their eyes and are quite full of personality. Get to know the spider friends near you, they're much more afraid of you than you should be of them!

    [–]gangagang 1 point2 points ago

    Can't tell if nope or aww...

    [–]voltaek 1 point2 points ago

    He needs a tiny hat!

    [–]mrgreenjeans9 1 point2 points ago

    'oh, herro'

    [–]yoyodude2007 1 point2 points ago

    this goes well with drop it like it's hot

    [–]RedTheDraken 1 point2 points ago

    Watch the gif using the Reddit is Fun app on my phone. At the same time, I've got Pandora playing Pleasure Control by Way Out West. Spider dances to the beat. I smile the widest smile that ever smiled.

    [–]AdmiralPain 1 point2 points ago

    This has got to be the only spider I've seen that I have EVER smiled at. Times are changin'

    [–]rinkidinkidoo 1 point2 points ago

    just a whole bunch of NOPE!

    [–]keith_weaver 1 point2 points ago

    Shitty Reaction Gif: When I'm a spider and think another spider is trying to 'serve' me.

    [–]multichrome 1 point2 points ago

    OP clearly scratched it into his leg himself

    /r/karmaconspiracy

    /s

    [–]GrayTiger44 1 point2 points ago

    thats fucking hilarious

    [–]BlueXeta 1 point2 points ago

    I was listening to "Russian Dancing Men" and that spider is pretty in time with the music.

    [–]bringer_of_words 1 point2 points ago

    I too perform a ritualistic mating dance when looking at myself in the mirror. . . gets me everytime.

    [–]notworkingnope 1 point2 points ago

    Come at me bro!

    [–]skiggitybombop 1 point2 points ago

    word

    [–]Giant_Enemy_Cliche 1 point2 points ago

    This makes me wonder how specific the instinctual instructions in an animal like this are. i.e. If it were possible to exactly duplicate this situation again, would it follow the same pattern of movements based on it's own original movements? Is there an evolutionarily optimal set of motions it can go through, which when played against it's self would send it in an eternal feedback loop of defensive posturing?

    The answer is obviously no because spiders are clearly way more complex than I'd assume, but... I have no idea where I'm going with this.

    [–]Simi566 1 point2 points ago

    As much as I hate spiders, I really like this one. Its reminded me that they have brains and that they think about things too.

    Ya know? I guess they aren't bad after all! I mean they d-HOLY SHIT A SPIDER!!!

    DIEEE!! DIEEE!! DIEEEEEE

    But I like that spider

    [–]Naazgul 1 point2 points ago

    This is actually really cool.

    [–]supercow21 1 point2 points ago

    Waring NOPE.

    [–]andischreff 0 points1 point ago

    That spider is ADORABLE.

    [–]carpetbagger101 -2 points-1 points ago

    This is terrifying.

    [–]vedunga -1 points0 points ago

    You've got to burn that mailbox now.

    [–]patricknayani -2 points-1 points ago

    by the way that is a mating dance

    [–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

    /r/reactiongifs

    /r/HIFW

    [–]KimJongSenior 1 point2 points ago

    Ahmed?!

    [–]kupumzika 0 points1 point ago

    you need a spider warning on this thing, man...

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