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The first time I went down on a girl (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ezpi 111 points112 points ago

fixed it for you

disclaimer - I do not actually do this... lol

[–]Gluttony4 79 points80 points ago

Fixed it for you again

Disclaimer - I do not actually do this either.

[–]Cazadora539 1384 points1385 points ago

No no no, you girls have it all wrong...

You start out real slow, followed by a little of this, then when it really heats up, you finish with this.

Disclaimer - I totally do all of this. :P

[–]OmMani[S] 200 points201 points ago

please marry me

[–]Cazadora539 296 points297 points ago

I would, but then...

[–]OmMani[S] 82 points83 points ago

story of my life

[–]hawkinatorGynecology is just a hobby of mine, but I can take a look. 4 points5 points ago

I can't even convince girls to date me! Let alone marry!

[–]camnui -1 points0 points ago

no wonder... your hobby is gynecology....

[–]anythingucandoicando 37 points38 points ago

She's already married..... to gifs.

Edit: he to she.

[–]OmMani[S] 59 points60 points ago

He? Are you sure ur in the right subreddit?

[–]HansTheBarron 161 points162 points ago

On the internet, everyone is a guy... even the lesbians.

Edit: Wow. I meant that as a mockery of the above assumption. Maybe I should have used the sarcastic font. OK. Well... thanks for the hatemail.

[–]anythingucandoicando 5 points6 points ago

Go ahead and forward half of them over to me. I feel I should lighten the load, as your response stemmed from my harmless mistake. Together, we shall battle the hate mail. Thanks, man...er...woman?

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    [–]anythingucandoicando 32 points33 points ago

    My mistake. I was linked from a bestof post. Please resume..........ladies

    [–]zeetwentysix 0 points1 point ago

    somebody best of'd so no, they are not :)

    [–]cachinnatephiladelphia. bi. mohawked. 34 points35 points ago

    So, uh.. got any plans this weekend?

    [–]Cazadora539 197 points198 points ago

    I do now. 0.0

    [–]cachinnatephiladelphia. bi. mohawked. 39 points40 points ago

    I love you.

    [–]Cazadora539 147 points148 points ago

    No...

    [–]spermfoot 2 points3 points ago

    Where the fuck are you getting all these gif's from?! It would be appropriate if you could please reply with a gif, please and thank you.

    [–]Cazadora539 16 points17 points ago

    Respond with moar gifs?!

    Well, first I go to work and do stuff until I'm bored, then I eventually log into Reddit to indulge myself. Eventually I find something I'd like to comment on and I think, "Can I find a gif for this?" If so, I set about my task (using words and things) to scour the internet until I find one that's just right. Occasionally I fail miserably but I do my best to entertain people.

    I hope my reply was sufficient. Peace out!

    [–]Averant 1 point2 points ago

    Wow. I now have you tagged as "God of the gifs".

    'grats. you're a goddess now.

    [–]lifegambler 0 points1 point ago

    I am speechless

    [–]JamesTheBored 47 points48 points ago

    Classic schmosby.

    [–]DeathByPanda 1 point2 points ago

    What is this from?

    [–]Cazadora539 0 points1 point ago

    SNL Weekend Update.

    [–]c_is_4_cookie 136 points137 points ago

    I though you may also like this gif.

    http://i.imgur.com/ov68i.gif

    [–]neobenedict 22 points23 points ago

    Uh, mayor...

    [–]Reptillian97 15 points16 points ago

    He really knows how to lick a pussy.

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      [–]japaneseknotweed 21 points22 points ago

      So how many of us are going to make our partners watch this?

      "No, not Sponge Bob yet, wait, wait, ok.... WATERMELON! NOW!"

      [–]kukamunga 17 points18 points ago

      don't forget this step with bonus appropriate imgur url: http://i.imgur.com/ZEWET.gif

      [–]TheVeridicalParadox 32 points33 points ago

      I may have just farted a little because I laughed so hard at your disclaimer.

      [–]Cazadora539 94 points95 points ago

      That's ok, I'm sure it was just a little one... (slightly nsfw)

      [–]speedphoenixPeace and love 10 points11 points ago

      You really have a gif for every situation. :D

      [–]LitaKinochan 16 points17 points ago

      Where do you find all of these perfect gifs? xD

      [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 13 points14 points ago

      You don't have a folder dedicated to gifs and memes? :P

      [–]Cazadora539 15 points16 points ago

      I have my ways...

      [–]DeeDeeOT 1 point2 points ago

      Most AMAZING gif hahah!

      [–]Amenemhet -1 points0 points ago

      Your good...

      [–]Lady_Tata 13 points14 points ago

      Oh dear god, that watermelon move. It has happened before. O_o

      [–]japaneseknotweed 10 points11 points ago

      It is now called the watermelon move, forever.

      [–]Cazadora539 7 points8 points ago

      COPYRIGHTED. Bam!

      [–]alexandrathegr8swings both ways 62 points63 points ago

      Hi there.

      [–]Cazadora539 13 points14 points ago

      Hey, I think you, um... yeah...

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        [–]adapotatabecauseboobs 41 points42 points ago

        You are hilarious!! this is the best thing I have EVER EVER seen LOL

        [–]Cazadora539 211 points212 points ago

        :D Well then, for you my dear.

        [–]liveitup278 7 points8 points ago

        how are you so good with having the right gif? do you have a list with labels or something or just have that good of a memory to search them up?

        [–]ButterMyBread 11 points12 points ago

        This might help:

        http://www.reactionclips.com/

        [–]sandy_balls 5 points6 points ago

        Apparently this comment killed my site.

        [–]rocky8u 3 points4 points ago

        by the power of /r/bestof !

        [–]sandy_balls -1 points0 points ago

        Ah. That makes a bit more sense. I wondered how a comment with 5 upvotes could bring 1000 visitors.

        [–]liveitup278 0 points1 point ago

        Error establishing a database connection when I clicked on it :(

        [–]Cazadora539 2 points3 points ago

        I save the good ones I randomly stumble upon, and then I have a few threads I like to search as well.

        [–]nashgasm 1 point2 points ago

        i do the exact same thing, have about 200 or so on hand

        [–]ijusthad_chex 2 points3 points ago

        what does she actually flip?

        [–]mr_tomich 12 points13 points ago

        one cup, then the other girl flips it.. It's called two girls one cup

        [–]thewhittler 2 points3 points ago

        I see what you did there. ;)

        [–]SuperDanisaurus 5 points6 points ago

        Beer cup http://imgur.com/iY1y0

        [–]Ometheus 3 points4 points ago

        A plastic cup.

        [–]enolan211 3 points4 points ago

        Red Solo cup

        [–]Maverik45 1 point2 points ago

        I fill you up

        [–]justa_flesh_wound 1 point2 points ago

        Let's have a party

        [–]FajitaofTreason 1 point2 points ago

        It's a cup.

        [–]trouphaz 0 points1 point ago

        a red solo cup

        [–]scarthearmada 0 points1 point ago

        Who the hell is that?

        'cause dat ass.

        [–]fruitofzaloom 1 point2 points ago

        Her name is Donna Zitelli. I went to High School with her. She was on MTV, now she's a Reddit gif. Weird.

        If you think her ass is nice, you should see the rest of her... schwiiing

        [–]Amenemhet 0 points1 point ago

        Now that is some clever shit!

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          [–]borderbox 33 points34 points ago

          For someone who appreciates gifs as much as me =D

          [–]Cazadora539 15 points16 points ago

          D'aw, thanks!.

          [–]borderbox 1 point2 points ago

          I knew you wouldn't leave me hanging...

          [–]FalseLobster 29 points30 points ago

          I've only went down on someone once, and they said I was really really good at it. I wasn't sure if they were serious, but this sequence of gifs is pretty accurate progression of how it went. Even if they were serious, I'm not sure that I could repeat the performance if I tried. I was drunk and pure lust quickly consumed my brain and it was instinct only that guided my actions. That said, going down on that person (and all the other making out and sexiness) was by far the most fun I've ever had doing something sexual with another person.

          [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 19 points20 points ago

          If it was instinct guiding your actions, then it will very likely happen again. :)

          [–]Cazadora539 2 points3 points ago

          Sounds familiar. I think you'll be just fine in the future. :3

          [–]fruitofzaloom 0 points1 point ago

          it was instinct only that guided my actions

          doing it right

          [–]Dubhan 7 points8 points ago

          Wonderful! Submitted to r/bestof.

          [–]StangeDaze 7 points8 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/aEtvV.gif

          [–]Cazadora539 5 points6 points ago

          :P

          [–]scottish_hag 6 points7 points ago

          this is the most awesome comment i have ever read.

          [–]TheyCallMeBoston 5 points6 points ago

          I lost it at the spongebob move.

          [–]donors_of_society 7 points8 points ago

          Where is shitty_watercolors when you need them.

          [–]wilbur2010 1 point2 points ago

          I logged in to give you this upvote

          [–]panamarred 3 points4 points ago

          i saw this on the front page 18 hours late... i love you too (like all the rest of the girls that read this) had to say it

          [–]arrogantaroundpeople 3 points4 points ago

          Godammnit! I was drinking milk and now its all over my keyboard.

          [–]nmania3 2 points3 points ago

          Very educational, haha!!

          [–]afihavok 3 points4 points ago

          you. YOU. are awesome.

          [–]Cazadora539 7 points8 points ago

          Meeeee?

          [–]afihavok 0 points1 point ago

          Yes. YOU.

          [–]Cazadora539 5 points6 points ago

          Ah jeez, you're not so bad yourself!

          [–]BrainFeces 2 points3 points ago

          Am I the only one who thought that was actually informative?

          [–]InVivoVeritas 2 points3 points ago

          Have a gif for when you smell your finger after at several points during the day with a sinister grin?

          [–]Cazadora539 7 points8 points ago

          Well, I don't really do that but I suppose you could?

          [–]InVivoVeritas 0 points1 point ago

          i bow to you, god of gifs

          [–]boomfarmer -1 points0 points ago

          Tell [m]e, what does it smell like to you?

          [–]epileptic_pelvis 2 points3 points ago

          I've never laughed so hard at anything on this damn site. Thank you.

          [–]lifelinesss 2 points3 points ago

          I seriously never laughed this much sitting alone in my room looking at gifs. You made my week. :D

          [–]pbvdc 2 points3 points ago

          This is great! Good work

          [–]mudduck454 2 points3 points ago

          How long have you been waiting for this topic so you could post that?

          [–]Cazadora539 7 points8 points ago

          I do it on the fly, 'cause I'm smooth like that.

          [–]Studebaker_Hoch 2 points3 points ago

          And now I'm a lesbian.

          [–]Cazadora539 21 points22 points ago

          Well then, I guess my job is done here! Gay agenda accomplished, I'm out.

          [–]boomfarmer -1 points0 points ago

          Do you find that breasts make good pillows?

          [–]Lord_Monboddo 6 points7 points ago

          Just to say you have made this homosexual male feel a bit queesy. So you are clearly doing it right! Well done my fellow same sex, sexer upper.

          I am also more frightened of ladies' noo-noos now than I was before.

          [–]Cazadora539 13 points14 points ago

          Huzzah! Well, uh, I can offer you this, does it help any? Because it's as close as I can get without also feeling queasy. :P

          [–]Lord_Monboddo 5 points6 points ago

          You have gifs for every situation! That one looks like its at the whole half-floppy stage and a bit small! Nobody wants that. All I can say is that sucking a guy off is a bit like sucking an ice lolly (there's more to it than that but don't want to be behind any more queasiness :P). I can't find an appropriate gif for that so here's a semi-related Adventure time one. Enjoy!

          [–]Cazadora539 5 points6 points ago

          Oh my, yes, definitely don't want that... ever. Or to really think about it. That gif is rather appropriate, thanks!

          Although you may have ruined popsicles for me. Either way!

          [–]pieandkimche 0 points1 point ago

          i think this guy may have won reddit

          [–]fatmalcontent 1 point2 points ago

          You are AWESOME!

          [–]thisisnotxoxo 1 point2 points ago

          OMG. Love.

          [–]MusicalDisarray 1 point2 points ago

          Oh god my sides!! XD

          [–]sara_marie_2005 1 point2 points ago

          Omg... I laughed so freaking hard. Haha

          [–]Coitastic 1 point2 points ago

          Post of the year?

          [–]BCZV 1 point2 points ago

          Wow. Amazing.

          [–]HeyItsCody 1 point2 points ago

          you are amazing. this was great.

          [–]levb1 1 point2 points ago

          That's fucking hilarious.

          [–]jkillab 1 point2 points ago

          you just made my day

          [–]Dr_Mc_Bock 1 point2 points ago

          Wow, that may be the hardest I've laughed at anything on Reddit...

          [–]TexasRadical83 1 point2 points ago

          This is the most useful comment I've ever read on the internet. Thank you.

          [–]mbn8807 0 points1 point ago

          this is the funniest thing i have ever read on reddit. you win the internet.

          [–]Butt_Patties 0 points1 point ago

          You need the highest of all possible fives, I swear.

          [–]Cazadora539 5 points6 points ago

          Lay it on meh.

          [–]Stubkjaer -1 points0 points ago

          Omg ! This is so funny! I'm in class right now, and I just bursted out laughing!! My teacher then asked me wtf was going on, and I had to explain .. on german btw because I'm in my german class..

          [–]ozone_one 10 points11 points ago

          Just curious, what is the German version of "Ate her like half a watermelon on a hot summer day"? Is there an idiomatic equivalent?

          [–]Panigg 18 points19 points ago

          Well... kinda... "Ich hab sie ausgelutscht, wie eine Auster."

          "I slurped her out, like an oyster."

          [–]SantaWasDrunk 3 points4 points ago

          New pick-up line. Thank you reddit, watch out ladieeees!

          [–]Cazadora539 0 points1 point ago

          That sounds... awkward.

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            [–]JezzikuhRed. Head. 3 points4 points ago

            Sooo... what's the net for? ',:D

            [–]perspexacity 1 point2 points ago

            The pearls. =P

            [–]OmMani[S] 3 points4 points ago

            suuuuuuure ;)

            [–]Shadehz 40 points41 points ago

            Ahaha, I remember that. :P It freaked me out for a while.

            Now it's freaking awesome. There's nothing better than going down on a girl and listening to her moan. Seriously, best thing ever.

            [–]rozzberryno drama bro 5 points6 points ago

            When you have the feeling they faked it the first couple of rounds...and in your mind it's GAME FUCKING ON.

            And you give your tongue and jaw (because fucking overbite!) the most sensual, dirty, sexy, passionate, frantic workout of their lives, and she finally asks you to fuck her...

            And you do, and after a minute her clit feels different, and she's quiet and still. Then all of a sudden FUUUUUUCK!!!! And you feel the whole region under your mouth pulsing.

            Ain't no woman can carry on faking it with me because everytime I go down on you, I will make you come like my life depended on it.

            That sounded fucking creepy.

            [–]Shadehz 0 points1 point ago

            Go team go!! Creepy, but passionate. :P

            [–]legsintheairFemme Tranny Stereotype 3 points4 points ago

            I wish my partner felt that way :/

            [–]Shadehz 1 point2 points ago

            Aw. :c Why doesn't she? Does she have a reason, or is it just not her thing?

            [–]VIPnis 1 point2 points ago

            Just ease her into it, my (wo)man. My girl gets uneasy when I head down, so I kiss down her stomach and hold and support her body in my arms. Nibble around her soft parts and down her inner thighs and legs. Make her feel that it is something you want to do for HER and most importantly, make her feel.secure.

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            [–]VIPnis 3 points4 points ago

            In that case, I would suggest she lay on the bed, spread her legs, look her lover squarely in the eyes and say,"FEAST."

            [–]RaineRisin 2 points3 points ago

            This.

            [–]PaintEaterLet the Wookie Win 34 points35 points ago

            I'd call that, when straight women try to go down on you. Just awful.

            [–]helloimjess* with eyeliner 4 points5 points ago

            :((

            [–]basketcase92 2 points3 points ago

            Can you share how you ended up in that situation? Why did a straight girl want to go down on you?

            [–]PaintEaterLet the Wookie Win 4 points5 points ago

            I always found it easier to get with straight women than gay girls. Usually after you go down on them a couple times they want to give it a shot. They're just terrible at it the majority of the time, but hey, A for effort.

            [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 1 point2 points ago

            Yeah, I'm interested as well. Any time I hear a straight girl talk about a vagina, they usually do so with disgust.

            [–]popsiclecannibal 28 points29 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/DQot9.gif

            [–]hint_of_sage 10 points11 points ago

            Nice pussy.

            [–]neshel 27 points28 points ago

            As someone who has yet to experience this... is the puppy excited or freaked out?

            [–]eaned 25 points26 points ago

            lol Both

            [–]Naxilipre-op transgirl o.o 5 points6 points ago

            Freaked out, lol

            [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 3 points4 points ago

            It's trying to lick the lime but it's too sour to handle, so... I would not want that reaction from a girl trying to go down on me. :/

            [–]Naxilipre-op transgirl o.o 0 points1 point ago

            You know what I didn't notice that was a lime. Vaginas do kinda taste like limes. Limes + kiwis.

            [–]bagofmarbles 31 points32 points ago

            I just went down on a girl for the first time like 4 days ago and now I suddenly feel like I can relate to everything. YES I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS. I HAVE DONE IT IT IS NOT A FOREIGN EXPERIENCE TO ME PRAISE JESUS.

            [–]flip4pie 30 points31 points ago

            Congrats!

            [–]helloimjess* with eyeliner 4 points5 points ago

            lol! congrats :?

            [–]adapotatabecauseboobs 7 points8 points ago

            I just saw this GIF and wondered what I could use it for, then I come to see how my girls are doing over at AL and Ta-DAHHHH there it is.

            Well played.

            [–]SecretLesbian 11 points12 points ago

            As a girl who has never gone down on another girl, is it really as gross as the gif makes it out to be? I was kind of looking forward to it...

            [–]peeviewonder 24 points25 points ago

            It is not gross, if it is she needs to take a shower. It is awesome! I love going down.

            [–]bboyiiiThis is what lesbian flair looks like. 4 points5 points ago

            Shower optional. Some of us are open to any experience :p

            [–]puppyciao 7 points8 points ago

            It's fucking awesome. I LOVE going down on girls. Way better than blowjobs IMO.

            [–]OmMani[S] 21 points22 points ago

            It's not gross at all... It's the best thing since sliced bread <3

            ....actually fuck sliced bread; It's the best thing

            But the first-time..... lol well that's a whole experience in itself

            Speaking for myself only, of course

            [–]gagGurl 18 points19 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/ogrso.gif

            [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 0 points1 point ago

            The first time I went down on a girl, she discovered she was stone butch. That killed my confidence.

            [–]InfinitelyThirsting 4 points5 points ago

            I just had my first time recently, and it was just awesome, not weird at all.

            [–][deleted] ago

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            [–]OmMani[S] 2 points3 points ago

            this gif does strange things to me

            [–]Freya-FreedKickass Amazon 1 point2 points ago

            While certainly an .... interesting gif, we don't allow explicit images at AL.

            [–]legsintheairFemme Tranny Stereotype 4 points5 points ago

            Not even sort of gross. It is... Splendiferous.

            [–]bboyiiiThis is what lesbian flair looks like. 3 points4 points ago

            The first time was just a bit overwhelming for me. It wasn't bad or gross or anything negative, but I hardly knew what I was doing/what to do and it was just kind of awkward fumbling. Second time? Game on.

            [–]beat_to_the_Ginsberg 5 points6 points ago

            My first time, I just pretended that vagina was my vagina and I was doing to it what I would want done to my own.

            That sounds weird when I say it like that.

            [–]XxmsmaliciousxX 2 points3 points ago

            Makes sense. It's what I did.

            [–]XxmsmaliciousxX 1 point2 points ago

            Makes sense. It's what I did.

            [–]Slyfox00shy and awkward 4 points5 points ago

            It's different at first, but you can grow to love it, I mean like really really love it.

            [–]salander 1 point2 points ago

            I got the idea that the puppy was supposed to be excited. If it wasn't, it should be.

            [–]earthrages 1 point2 points ago

            As a girl who has gone down on another girl, my first time was pretty ok. I didn't do it for that long, but with the other girls I have pleased, I have learned of how disgusting other girls vaginas can be. Not to ward off anyone from doing this, but the way some girls keep their lady parts is really sad, and I would be embarrassed. I use a bidet, so I'm always clean. Girls who don't wash after they use the restroom are disgusting, and I've refused to go down on someone because of how bad their puss stinks.

            [–]battynat82kyke dyke 0 points1 point ago

            Going down on a girl is amazing! I loved it from the first time, not gross at all.

            [–]sessmaru 2 points3 points ago

            I laughed way too hard at this.. Because it's friggen true! Now I'm gonna always compare eating a girl out to this puppy with a lime. Thanks xD

            [–]sexfighterI force orgasms 3 points4 points ago

            That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

            [–]TheWeakSon 3 points4 points ago

            The age of the internet really saved my ass on this one. I don't doubt I would've done that the first time if I hadn't looked up how to pleasure a woman online beforehand.

            That said, there's only so much you can learn from a website. Practice makes perfect, as they say ;)

            [–]No1callsMeThatmortal but invincible 4 points5 points ago

            I learned from Sam Kinison long before I ever thought I'd be with a girl. I just thought it was great advice. Sam on the abc's of cunnilingus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1nDCD2VE3I&feature=relmfu

            [–]RaineRisin 4 points5 points ago

            Hahahaha, this is awesome. But really? I loved it the first time. And every time after that.

            [–]LezBeOwnAged... Not like fine wine. More like stinky cheese 10 points11 points ago

            I agree. I became a uhaul lesbian that day, because I immediately wanted to pack up and move. Into her vagina!

            [–]latam9891BI the way... 4 points5 points ago

            Gah I've never gone down on a girl and I'm super anxious about it. I don't want to create an awkward situation. Or look like an idiot.

            [–]flip4pie 4 points5 points ago

            Google all that shit so you can go in a little more confident. Like someone said above, the age of the internet will save you. /r/sex has some really good stuff on going down. Of course, communication/experience is always key, but it's cool to have some idea of what you're going to do before you do it, right?

            [–]fatmalcontent 1 point2 points ago

            You'll be fine. It's just a matter of time and practice and communication with your partner. There's no one-size fits all technique for every woman, so just have fun, and talk beforehand about what she likes. (Some women like gentle stimulation all over, others like heavy clitoral stimulation, some like a combination of both.)

            I'm not going to go on in depth, because I have a feeling that there are women on this forum that could do a MUCH better job, but I will offer two tips: 1) study the relevant anatomy - I thought the clitoris was the little nub at the top of the vagina, which it is, but it's much more than that and actually looks like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and 2) learn to hold your breath, as if she's close and you're determined to get her there, it sometimes gets tricky to breathe.

            [–]fatmalcontent 3 points4 points ago

            Not an actual lesbian, but I'm saving this thread for the next time some idiot suggests women / lesbians lack a sense of humor.

            Well done!

            [–]highpressuresodium 3 points4 points ago

            first time i went down on a girl i lost the gum i was chewing. never found out what happened to that gum

            [–]tjae 2 points3 points ago

            Hahaha I find this more funny that is should be because it happened to me :P

            [–]Slyfox00shy and awkward 0 points1 point ago

            That was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing.

            [–]8084F377 2 points3 points ago

            my girlfriend is the first girl I've been with and I was super nervous at the thought of it. but let me tell you, everything about it is so amazingly wonderful and beautiful... it's the bees knees. I fucking love it.

            [–]blueeski 6 points7 points ago

            We have the same taste in music

            [–]8084F377 0 points1 point ago

            hahaha! yeh!

            [–]chuckles2013 2 points3 points ago

            Begin like a butterfly, landing on a rose petal.

            Finish like a bull-dog, eating porridge.

            [–]gagGurl -1 points0 points ago

            It's funny cuz it's true

            [–]flaregunpopshow 1 point2 points ago

            This gif. It's perfect!

            [–]amarisofthemoon 0 points1 point ago

            Hahahaha xDD this is perfect xD

            [–]mikoloe -1 points0 points ago

            It's not weird to think of Sponge Bob while eating out a girl?

            [–]mercatus 0 points1 point ago

            For OP, I don't get it... Why did u have such a bad reaction? Was there something wrong with it?

            [–]alexmclaughlin 0 points1 point ago

            fixed it for you

            Disclaimer: I don't actually do this

            [–]atarifundotcom 1 point2 points ago

            Oh Hai there! These pics are too funny! Lots o' Karma. Everyone!

            [–]arcsine 0 points1 point ago

            Related.

            [–]throwaway071612 0 points1 point ago

            I realize that it may be an acquired taste for many, but I've always loved doing it, and I don't really understand why anyone would hesitate unless something was seriously wrong down there. And the smell and taste does vary somewhat from girl to girl and even from day to day, but usually once the juices really get flowing, it's all good!

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