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[–]Cormophyte 12 points13 points ago

Technically he got the forehead...but i suppose there's no saying regarding bull's foreheads.

[–]The_Drummer 25 points26 points ago

'You can't milk those!' -Alistar

[–]gbboi15 0 points1 point ago

stole my comment... now.. im angry.

[–]Thoraxe 31 points32 points ago

Idiot guy: Come at me bull

Bull:GTFO

[–]Coo_hip[S] 6 points7 points ago

Pretty much sums it all up

[–]emilyishungry 17 points18 points ago

Wtf was he expecting to happen?! I hate people.

[–]Eludicate 6 points7 points ago

I love it when people do stupid shit and get punished for it. Good on you, bull. Good on you.

[–]supercali45 5 points6 points ago

[–]MisterAgreeable 3 points4 points ago

No words. I can't stop shaking my head. I don't know whether to feel bad for the ones that get hurt or to condemn them all for being there in the first place.

[–]zxacsqdwe 1 point2 points ago

Same feeling here, but I really hated how some people tried to run away from the bull by going into a crowd of spectators.

[–]bluequail 2 points3 points ago

I kind of liked that. It seems a much more humane form of bullbaiting, and those who go out with nothing more than their intestinal fortitude are a lot braver than those matadors that go out with spears against an already tired bull.

[–]Morituri_74 4 points5 points ago

I could watch that for hours on end.

[–]InstigatorNY 2 points3 points ago

Poor guy, he just wanted a chest bump.

[–]caraficionado24 2 points3 points ago

I feel sorry for the man turning his head right before..

"What did I miss guys?!?!"

[–]FenrirIII 1 point2 points ago

He could learn some things from this guy.

[–]cr0n1c 0 points1 point ago

Why do I find this so cute?

[–]bobstradamus 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the lady standing behind him gets kicked in the face.

[–]joeyignorant 0 points1 point ago

actually I think he got the nose =/

[–]quitefunny 0 points1 point ago

Just from watching the gif, I could hear the URF in my head.

[–]MonkeyvsRobot 0 points1 point ago

Haha... I bet it was worse for the guy in the middle left that was looking away when it happened.

"Did you see that?!" "No..."

"But you were like 4 feet away from it?" "I wasn't looking..."

[–]HumanWeaponTKD 0 points1 point ago

alistar op

[–]cagedit 1 point2 points ago

You guys can call that guy an idiot for taking on a bull but honestly he seems pretty bad ass for getting back up and trying again.

[–]sorcath 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel when I successfully flash over a wall as Alistar and gain my team an Ace.

[–]tatts13 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh Portugal...

[–]dogoargentino 0 points1 point ago

Mess with the cat, you get the clops

[–]Sovietwiggler 0 points1 point ago

This pretty well describes my attempts to get to the front page.....

[–]ajaxanon 0 points1 point ago

Did you fall down and go boom?

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

You got to give it to the dude though...he just keeps on coming back for more.

[–]DnaK 0 points1 point ago

THE CC KING SPEAKS

[–]misterfanwank 0 points1 point ago

Transformers Prime Cliffjumper reference?

Upvote!

[–]A_1337_Canadian 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns 35coms 873pts 16hrs funny
Messed with the wrong bull 3coms -3pts 1dy gifs
Horny bastard. 1com -4pts 2dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Mrlol0987 0 points1 point ago

That's the funniest and coolest thing I have seen all day

[–]GentlemenQuinn 0 points1 point ago

That was satisfying to watch.

[–]srsyracuse 0 points1 point ago

Right in the dick.

[–]givafux 0 points1 point ago

im tempted to say 'oooouch, poor guy that must have hurt' but instead i think ill go with 'hahahahhahahaha, bitch you deserved it!'

[–]caphits 1 point2 points ago

This was on, or near the front page yesterday.

YESTERDAY!

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

[–]meatwad1987 -3 points-2 points ago

getting tired of these reposts

[–]FabulousFork 0 points1 point ago

Headbutt!