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Hey man, want some chocolate milk? [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]horbish 311 points312 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UdP1L.gif

[–]igetpaidtodothis 28 points29 points ago

Who eats and clicks WTF NSFW links? You were asking for it...

[–]CQReborn 13 points14 points ago

I do it all the time and never have any problems. What the hell is wrong with me =/

[–]ds1011000101 2 points3 points ago

Was eating meat loaf when I saw green balls wasn't phased so don't feel to lonely

[–]CQReborn 1 point2 points ago

I was eating frosted wheaties.

[–]MozzarellaSquirrel 24 points25 points ago

It was on front page.... ;_;

[–]Bad_Advice_Cat 9 points10 points ago

It was there for a reason!

[–]Waz433268 1 point2 points ago

I do.

[–]healcannon 0 points1 point ago

I do. I used to have my dissection book opened up at the lunch table in high school to freak people out.

[–]mindaltering1338 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know what I expected...

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 15 points16 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

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[–]Jeroknite 2 points3 points ago

Well this certainly exists.

[–]crabcaek[S] 22 points23 points ago

Aw man, what did it say?

[–]Jeroknite 1 point2 points ago

It was a somewhat long rant about how they were "YOLO 4 LYFE".

[–]dhcrazy333 1 point2 points ago

risky click

[–]chickenballs 1 point2 points ago

I was not disgusted because I realize these people go through a whole ass, rectum, colon cleansing routine before they do this.

Ass: bleaching Colon, rectum: cleansing with deep enemas that can clean the pelvis and descending colon earlier in the day. Then a short cleanse right before to wash out mucus build up.

So really what they are drinking is just chocolate milk with a little bit of mucus. Unless I actually see chunks, I will continue to eat as I watch this.

[–]Some_Random_Account2 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=luo75Tpht5I

[–]Capatown 103 points104 points ago

shaken, not stirred

[–]zp_ 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, not sure why but that part just made me lol for a bit.

[–]Dracomantis 6 points7 points ago

A bit? I had to wipe a tear from my fucking cheek.

Its that happy little jiggle. And I can just picture him singing "SWISH SWOSH SWISH SHWOOSSHH"

[–]seeamanaboutadog 28 points29 points ago

Now i have to throw out my nesquik. Thanks /r/wtf

[–]MegurineLuka14 0 points1 point ago

NOOO

[–]NoCondom 26 points27 points ago

http://www.asssmoothie.com/

[–]dark_angel_sephiroth 19 points20 points ago

Not clicking....

[–]Oderdigg 9 points10 points ago

I'm glad I did.

[–]OmEgah15 2 points3 points ago

No dude it's okay it's chicks, I fapped to this years ago.

[–]CLDBL00DED 9 points10 points ago

...........

[–]deviation 6 points7 points ago

THAT. IS. DISGUSTING.

[–]hippie_hunter 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I'm not clicking on that.

[–]Phargo 7 points8 points ago

Website "Welcome" words, for the people too coward to click the link.

What is Ass Smoothie? The website asssmoothie.com is all about pornstars and hot girls who enjoy ass to mouth felching. The porn babes make a smoothie which is then poured inside their rectum. We use a speculum to gape their asshole open wide so we can fill up their anal cavity with what then becomes known as the ass smoothie. As the sexy babes wait in the piledriver position with their ass up in the air, we pour the entire anal smoothie inside their butt and let it sit there for a moment. When they are completely full, the girls get back on their feet and squirt the ass smoothie from their assholes into a glass below. Next they take the anal beverage to their lips and drink it all, thus completing the felching cycle of ass to mouth, by ingesting the ass smoothie which was sitting deep inside their own rectum.

[–]bluecube22 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ANncu.gif

[–]borderline_pd 12 points13 points ago

That's it for me today

[–]Jrook 13 points14 points ago

You have revealed your secret reaction gif/gif folder

[–]maharito 3 points4 points ago

I particularly appreciated the guy from Michigan attempting to fail to catch a football.

[–]Seruz 1 point2 points ago

Not secret, was posted yesterday and reached frontpage with like 900 votes.

[–]AATroop 3 points4 points ago

Goddamn, 738 was hilarious.

[–]bluecube22 3 points4 points ago

#738 for the lazy

[–]eat_fish 0 points1 point ago

I want whatever he's eating right now.

[–]bluecube22 0 points1 point ago

It's called noobow, according to this comment.

[–]aHance 0 points1 point ago

Nobody every appreciates when I show them that website.

[–]Rectal_Fire 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/5zH5h

[–]billtheangrybeaver -1 points0 points ago

Oh that's hot

[–]ModiHammarstedt 18 points19 points ago

What makes it even better is the guy seems like a completely average guy.... instantly starts judging everyone intensely

[–]goddamnferret 1 point2 points ago

The more normal a person is during the day, the more absolutely batshit they are sexually. I have an ex that wore a suit and tie for work every day, but liked to be beaten and pissed on as soon as he got home.

[–]ModiHammarstedt 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha!!!! Oh yeah.... I know those people!

[–]Martholomule 2 points3 points ago

Ha ha! "those people" are really gross!

Definitely other people. Totally not us.

[–]Dankherbal 13 points14 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK.

[–]bluecube22 1 point2 points ago

I prefer plain.

[–]harrington4242 39 points40 points ago

Upvote only because it was completely disgusting.

[–]EliQuince 0 points1 point ago

Upvote only because that guy looks just like one of my friends.

[–]Kuklinski 45 points46 points ago

Bet that tasted like shit.

[–]ussoldier239 2 points3 points ago

ba dum tsss

[–]Droidaphone -1 points0 points ago

No, literally. It tasted like shit. From his anus.

[–]slendermaniscoming 62 points63 points ago

/r/wtf worthy

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 26 points27 points ago

/r/spacedicks worthy.

[–]Mcgivy 0 points1 point ago

Its already there dude. I just saw it.

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    [–]lazypengu1n 12 points13 points ago

    oh for fuck sake.

    NO MORE SOUP FOR ME

    [–]Scribbl3d_Out 48 points49 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/wpfEv.gif

    [–]caroline_ 9 points10 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/kzOSv.gif

    [–]Samle1994 6 points7 points ago

    The butt wiggle was what made me lose it. I Giggled loudly while sitting outside in public.

    [–]Nashnx 30 points31 points ago

    Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

    [–]Dracomantis 2 points3 points ago

    Oh god, it hurts.

    [–]MessersFressers 24 points25 points ago

    slow clap

    [–]boppy28 8 points9 points ago

    slow fap

    [–]TipsTheJust 2 points3 points ago

    slow crap

    [–]programatorulupeste -2 points-1 points ago

    slow tap

    [–]Harold_Grundelson 6 points7 points ago

    slow nap

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      [–]redd_riot 4 points5 points ago

      "Dunk your Oreos in THAT, bitch!"

      [–]Squalor- 12 points13 points ago

      At the end of the GIF, when he's drinking it, is that a person I see between the slightly open door and the frame?

      [–]blsunearth 4 points5 points ago

      That's what I thought, it looks like a little girl. Poor child.

      [–]Bad_Advice_Cat 9 points10 points ago

      On the bright side she probably has strong bones.

      [–]Floygga 1 point2 points ago

      I'm ashamed of how many times i have watched it now.

      [–]cordoroy 3 points4 points ago

      a) you watched the whole thing? b) he fucking drinks it?

      [–]Vlyn 2 points3 points ago

      I stopped midway too… then I thought: Maybe… well… he may… be… drinking… it…

      Watched the whole thing… yeah, he drinks it… fuck.

      [–]jsmithftw -1 points0 points ago

      good eye lad. good eye.

      [–]MegurineLuka14 0 points1 point ago

      It doesn't look like that person is moving...

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        [–]seansoysauce 4 points5 points ago

        This made my morning, thanks for the laughs.

        [–]DeathDeli 1 point2 points ago

        I read this as:

        Made it this morning, thanks for the laughs

        [–]7FoldSamurai 2 points3 points ago

        Too Funny

        [–]Ojahh 1 point2 points ago

        fastest double click on the RES image opener in my Life

        [–]EvilAldo 1 point2 points ago

        Where the video where the glass breaks?

        [–]sonofabear17 0 points1 point ago

        NO! Why did you remind me of that DAMMIT! I need some mind bleach stat!

        [–]tyler_d 0 points1 point ago

        http://1man1jar.org/

        [–]sonofabear17 0 points1 point ago

        Oh you are just the worst kind of person.

        [–]_proPAIN_ 0 points1 point ago

        No yeah, I definitely could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

        [–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

        Scumbag redditors: Complain endlessly about every submission not being WTF enough. Get something WTF and then moan about how gross it is.

        [–]i_am_omega 2 points3 points ago

        What if I want strawberry milk?

        [–]enuresis 4 points5 points ago

        simple - you'd need a woman on her period.

        [–]Martholomule 0 points1 point ago

        Or skip the chocolate, instead inserting a spoon for a vigorous stir

        [–]cattnack 2 points3 points ago

        [–]st112570 0 points1 point ago

        Upvoted simply for the "mixing"

        [–]ayures 2 points3 points ago

        Somebody get this guy some diet coke and mentos.

        [–]ashleyWTF 4 points5 points ago

        myfaceexaclty http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#302

        [–]CHAAAZZZZ 9 points10 points ago

        damn that's a lot of gifs

        [–]Ahesterd 0 points1 point ago

        But so many repeats.

        [–]CHAAAZZZZ 1 point2 points ago

        you went through the whole thing?

        [–]Ahesterd -1 points0 points ago

        No, but I clicked through maybe ~100 and only saw at most 6 different GIFs.

        [–]Chamon 1 point2 points ago

        That's weird, no repeats here from what I can see.

        [–]morris309 8 points9 points ago

        TL;DR

        [–]babingbongbang 0 points1 point ago

        You are the third person I've come across today who has posted this entire album. Sheesh, learn to link to individual GIFs!

        [–]ashleyWTF 0 points1 point ago

        Sheesh, learn to get off my dick!

        [–]LeonProfessional 4 points5 points ago

        NesAssquik

        [–]EverydayNovelty 2 points3 points ago

        I KEPT HITTING BACK BUT IT WOULDN'T GO FAST ENOUGH. GOD DAMNIT.

        [–]butterscotchripple 2 points3 points ago

        I wish i could force all of reddit to drink one of these.

        [–]NeoScout -1 points0 points ago

        that feel

        [–]HumpbackHippo 0 points1 point ago

        Assmilk.

        [–]doctorfunknasty 0 points1 point ago

        EW, WHY WOULD HE PUT THE POWDER IN HIS ASS FIRST?

        [–]dredawg 1 point2 points ago

        I got about 1 second in before I hit back, I hope it never got worse.

        [–]Mandatory_Gingerlord 1 point2 points ago

        He drank the ass milk.

        [–]CHAAAZZZZ -1 points0 points ago

        Rich chocolate Aholetine?

        [–]wupfunk 0 points1 point ago

        the wtf is strong with this one

        [–]mcquild -1 points0 points ago

        And that's how you get Dysentery.

        [–]spicybadgersauce 0 points1 point ago

        uncle steve? is that you?

        [–]Darkshiv 0 points1 point ago

        WHY MAN WHY.

        WHY MUST I BROWSE WTF WITH YOOHOO.

        [–]menschensindkomisch 1 point2 points ago

        Wow. It's been a while since a NSFW post has actually made me dry heave.

        [–]TheCommonDandy -1 points0 points ago

        I actually dry heaved, I've never done that on /wtf.

        [–]Xplorerslvr 0 points1 point ago

        Yes, this is /r/wtf worthy...

        [–]Xanatos903 1 point2 points ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7EAJvYx3c

        Who wants some fucking Nesquick?

        [–]MegaFoch -1 points0 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/gwTPf.gif

        [–]strelok1911 0 points1 point ago

        Isn't that the professor from Back to the Future?

        [–]GaryXBF 0 points1 point ago

        its christopher lloyd, who played doc brown in back to the future yes, but that gif is from one flew over the cuckoos nest

        [–]ImHungreh -1 points0 points ago

        Daaafuuuqq. I was gonna say doesnt belong here, but then i realized my first reaction was wtf.

        [–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

        That's because you losers think nothing is WTF and then you see something that makes you say, 'WTF' and then you complain about how gross it is. You're like children who are scared on your first day of middle school.

        [–]dieselthediesel 0 points1 point ago

        Why in the fuck did I watch all of that?

        [–]AldousTrollington -1 points0 points ago

        I've watched this a few times now, and I'm convinced it's s shop.

        [–]RI_Hooligan69 0 points1 point ago

        I just puked in my mouth a little bit. That's frigging gross

        [–]LadyBallerAM 0 points1 point ago

        Yeah I never really liked chocolate milk much anyway.

        [–]grodychamp 0 points1 point ago

        This deserves front page status.

        [–]ireallyhavetopoop 0 points1 point ago

        I was not prepared for that.

        I've been prepared for a lot of shit r/wtf... but not for that...not for that.

        [–]manlord 0 points1 point ago

        This is how Yoohoo is made.

        [–]IWantALemur 0 points1 point ago

        Fuck you. RES, clicked view images at the top.. scrolling through and this is at the bottom of one of the pages. It goes to load next page, and freezes on a spoon in his butt or something.

        Cannot unsee.

        [–]CPTSaltyDog 0 points1 point ago

        is he...no...sigh, yeah he is.

        [–]GypsyStone -1 points0 points ago

        Scarred. For. Life

        [–]Nostrabrahmus -1 points0 points ago

        Why do I continue to come to this subreddit. Why.

        [–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

        So you, with all of the other high school kids, can endlessly bitch and moan about how nothing in this subreddit is WTF enough and then you can actually watch something WTF and complain about how gross it is.

        [–]Nostrabrahmus 0 points1 point ago

        Me with all the other high school kids? I've been out of high school for years.

        [–]racedeno 1 point2 points ago

        "One guy, one cup" would've fit the bill...

        [–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

        MMMMM MMMM BITCH

        [–]a_randy_sewer 0 points1 point ago

        Definitely WTF and I didn't have to someone cut up into pieces.

        [–]conan93 0 points1 point ago

        Jesus fucking christ I didn't realise what sub I was on... I clicked it, saw a few funny posts and my brain was in a kind of /r/funny mode...

        [–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

        it would have been more accurate if dude had dressed up as a fluffy rabbit...

        [–]Father_Ross 0 points1 point ago

        Damn it I guess I am not drinking that chocolate milk I have in the fridge any time soon.

        [–]Sorry_I_Judge 1 point2 points ago

        There, that's the one

        [–]woyteck 0 points1 point ago

        Nesquik. Ne-squeak? I dare you to do the same with cinnamon!

        It would be the OTHER Cinnamon Challenge!

        [–]DracoAzule 0 points1 point ago

        ..why

        [–]jacktheripper678 0 points1 point ago

        Yep that's enough internet for one day.

        [–]MiShloo 0 points1 point ago

        What the fuck.

        [–]Ianchu 0 points1 point ago

        every one is puking and I'm just sitting here drinking my chocolate milk.

        [–]leK0MB4TW0MB4T 0 points1 point ago

        I'm going back to bed.

        [–]tsunzilla 1 point2 points ago

        Source?

        [–]ussoldier239 0 points1 point ago

        Out of all the horrid and disgusting things I've seen on the internet, this was one of the very few things that almost made me sick.

        [–]Tribwin89 0 points1 point ago

        Wtf did I just witness?!?

        [–]glorkcakes 0 points1 point ago

        Cleveland voice "thats nasty."

        [–]Malarta95 0 points1 point ago

        This remind me an old awkward video of a man playing the same kind of games, but it END WORST THAN THIS.

        [–]kalkerballs -1 points0 points ago

        FUCK NO

        [–]k4pt4in 0 points1 point ago

        What. The fuck.

        [–]Who-trew-dees-beans 0 points1 point ago

        Cannot unsee...

        [–]illmtK 0 points1 point ago

        Well I'll never look at chocolate milk the same again. Thank you once again Internet.

        [–]emotionalbeever 0 points1 point ago

        Shake dat ass

        [–]Oderdigg 0 points1 point ago

        Who's the hot chick with that white lacy outfit in the bathroom? Daaaaamn.

        [–]D-Rahl867 0 points1 point ago

        NOPE!

        [–]jsmithftw 0 points1 point ago

        God damn it is all i can keep yelling. Upboated

        [–]1337jokke 0 points1 point ago

        this just made me go ಠ_ಠ nothing else to say.

        [–]PotatoDonki 0 points1 point ago

        I wish I could keep my anus open like that.

        [–]lilcutie4017 -1 points0 points ago

        Thanks a lot ass nugget now I don't wanna drink chocolate milk

        [–]pastemaker1 -1 points0 points ago

        I just drank nesquik. I hate you for putting this image of my chocolate milk being made by this guy.

        [–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

        It's off to San Diego for that guy, take his show on the road.

        [–]Nechronic420 0 points1 point ago

        Now that's some good 'WTF' material, I tell you hwhat.

        [–]Riresurmort 0 points1 point ago

        thats enough internet for one day

        [–]TheAmericanGinger 0 points1 point ago

        WTF back to the roots baby!

        [–]Patchoolible 1 point2 points ago

        Why internet, why?

        Why do you do these things and then put them on the internet, then take time to make them in to gifs?

        [–]DeepwaterJohn 1 point2 points ago

        Dat ass wiggle...

        [–]Chickendudepwnz 0 points1 point ago

        that stuff is for r/spacedicks

        [–]RockintheShockin 0 points1 point ago

        I clicked on this expecting some amazing black boobies.....FUCK ME, Right? No of course it would be some guy spoon feeding his asshole Quik power.....WHAT ELSE COULD IT FUCKING BE?

        [–]colballs 0 points1 point ago

        What's with the ass smoothie stuff?

        [–]jahdai1 0 points1 point ago

        He watched two girls one cup to many times....

        [–]ShadyKage 0 points1 point ago

        I saw this and I was a little hesitant . I should have been very afraid and left it blue.

        [–]Spooky87 0 points1 point ago

        Oh.My.God

        [–]lacrosse1991 0 points1 point ago

        can it make protein shakes too?

        [–]Calexic0 0 points1 point ago

        The things people put in their asses...

        [–]All_out_of_bubblegum 0 points1 point ago

        He's not gonna drink it He's not gonna drink it He's not gonna dr...

        Well... thats enough internet for tonight.

        [–]strelok1911 -1 points0 points ago

        Well, even tho he put milk and chocolate powder in his ass and shat them out, it doesn't mean that he drinked that shit... he could easily swap the glasses for a normal chocolate milk... lol

        [–]Popcom 0 points1 point ago

        What the fuck did I just watch...

        [–]xXCyprusZeroXx 0 points1 point ago

        Am I the only one who noticed the weird figure in the background when he drinks it?

        [–]NippsyRuss 0 points1 point ago

        Done.

        [–]garlicscapes 0 points1 point ago

        oh my god did people learn nothing from 1 man 1 jar?

        [–]ballsohard1990 0 points1 point ago

        that's one hell of an enema.

        [–]MegurineLuka14 0 points1 point ago

        What the FUCK?

        [–]laddersr4daggering 0 points1 point ago

        I came here expecting black tits. I was sorely disappointed.

        [–]Evokerofsorts 0 points1 point ago

        Why ...

        [–]THEDEADNOISE 0 points1 point ago

        Damn I just saw that...

        [–]payphonepromise 0 points1 point ago

        You know, I see all sorts of nasty shit on here, but when he started drinking it, I was like "ugh! What the fuck!" And yet, dead, bloated bodies and gory bones sticking out all of the place rarely illicit more than a "meh." I think there's something wrong with me.

        [–]Ash29k 0 points1 point ago

        true wtf, i applaud you sir!

        [–]nordpol 0 points1 point ago

        Glass & ass doesnt mix well, history has proven it

        [–]BoofApoop 0 points1 point ago

        welp ... glad work is over and i have to step away from the internet for awhile.

        [–]zp_ 0 points1 point ago

        Can somebody re-upload this?

        Didn't save it :<

        [–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

        Good Guy Ass: Has spicy diarrhea running through it all day - Still makes you chocolate milk

        [–]ukulelebird -1 points0 points ago

        WHAT the fuck

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