My translation was lazy.

Japanese is often a little unclear on what it's talking about (this is why machine translations of Japanese are full of random instances of "it" that make no sense. The machine is trying to specify something that's not explicitly specified in the sentence but is clear from context). In this case I left a vague "thing/guy" as thing, but a good translator would think about making it flow.

The sentence in question is:

namae ha futsū no sugoi yatsu

It breaks down as:

"Name" (topic marker) "normal" (posessive/linking particle) "great" "thing"

As you can see, Japanese grammar is far enough from English that a word for word translation makes little sense. "great thing with a normal name" is a pretty literal translation. You could also go full retard and try to represent the meaning of the topic marker: "Great thing that, as for the name, is normal"

Now I'll try and be a good translator. I'm pretty sure that "yatsu," (which usually refers to a guy in a slangy way, but can also be used for things (yatsu = "one" in this sentence)) in this case is referring to the Jalan Pack, and not the cat. Since I know from context I could call it a "deal" in English, and I wouldn't be stepping too far outside the meaning to change "great" to "uncommon(ly good)" a better translation that sounds more like a comercial would be "common name, uncommon deal"

Edit: More grammar explanation