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[–]scruffy01 1574 points1575 points ago

Here's a relevant gif:

http://i.imgur.com/hIzfJ.gif

[–]ETL4nubs 240 points241 points ago

I couldn't make it past the first one. I just kept staring.

[–]xanderpo 134 points135 points ago

My internet broke at this one, I can't move past it!

[–]gtrogers 80 points81 points ago

[–]Alturrang 9 points10 points ago

That may be the funniest gif I've seen all day.

[–]AMAducer 92 points93 points ago

Just move one past. You won't be disappointed.

[–]CanadianToker 59 points60 points ago

Was not disappointed.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 15 points16 points ago

I'm still fapping.

[–]435645687645 26 points27 points ago

[–]ATownStomp 19 points20 points ago

What the fuck is that guy doing!?

[–]Beredo 3 points4 points ago

He was the trainer of the german handball nationalteam. During the last world championchip he got very popular for his beard and very intense way to express his emotions. Heiner Brand is his name

The referee was very biased and Germany lost 24:25 against Norway. It was in groupphase and a tie would have been the save ticket to the semifinals. He was not the only one how wanted to kick the ass of the referee

[–]PeterPain 4 points5 points ago

He's the former german handball national coach Heiner Brand. Shortly before this scene a german player had to repeat his free throw twice, because the referee said so. Normally the time would have been stopped, but not in this case. The german team only needed one goal for a draw and the chance to enter the semifinal, but they ran out of time because of the bad decisions of the referee. And this is why Heiner Brand was angry. Very angry.

Here are the last seconds of the game (bad quality, sorry)

And here's a better quality video of Heiner Brand

[–]zeonos 19 points20 points ago

mine started at 268 (RES)

[–]HowieGaming 5 points6 points ago

Mine was at 269, and god damn it was sweet.

[–]so_carelessly_here 6 points7 points ago

Dude. Just move past it. It gets better. Just one friend to another.

[–]Sanhael 22 points23 points ago

3rd Pic: "Drag to see what will cause your death." I got "Internet memes." Totally fucked.

[–]jjzpgg 17 points18 points ago

I got 'sex'. On the gif obviously, not in real life.

[–]zeonos 4 points5 points ago

RES + Chrome just enhanced it :( guess i die by all the things.

[–]ETL4nubs 2 points3 points ago

I had to check that one out. Unfortunately my fate is death by "A Rogue Knight". I'm so fucked.

[–]jdepps113 8 points9 points ago

You mean the tattooed ginger girl in the corset and party hat?

Because yeah.

[–]Alianthos 146 points147 points ago

[–]jvacek996[S] 14 points15 points ago

ha, nice one! now let me just steal it from you

[–]spoiled11 16 points17 points ago

These three together ... they make sense together...

http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#416

http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#417

http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#418

[–]Influenzed 3 points4 points ago

Guile theme goes with everything.

[–]Thistleforce 67 points68 points ago

[–]WhipIash 11 points12 points ago

Is that Troy?

[–]Oraukk 44 points45 points ago

That's Donald Glover, yes.

[–]Rule322 67 points68 points ago

You mean... Donglover?

[–]MisterKetchup 50 points51 points ago

No, I'm pretty sure that's childish gambino

[–]judehoffman 7 points8 points ago

His dick is ambidextrous.

[–]Sergeant-Frog 17 points18 points ago

No, actually it's DongLover.

[–]tedacious 12 points13 points ago

[–]DankasaurusRX 5 points6 points ago

I love Hattie Watson!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 81 points82 points ago

Got to "Drag to see what caused your death..."

Apparently it's stupidity that kills me, because I tried dragging, forgetting I'm using RES.

[–]jetsniper 30 points31 points ago

You're not alone, I did this too.

[–]Woodszy 51 points52 points ago

[–]stop_yelling 11 points12 points ago

Son of a bitch...

[–]justinsidebieber 18 points19 points ago

Nothing happens right??? I can stop waiting?? Right??

[–]stop_yelling 6 points7 points ago

Just a few more seconds..

[–]Sypherin 103 points104 points ago

[–]ashedraven 25 points26 points ago

This one is much more useful as gifs are categorized. I found it a couple weeks ago and it is now my favourite toy to counter my facebook status spammer friends.

[–]inkdrinker2 7 points8 points ago

Someone should take OPs GIFs and add them to this. Pretty sure many aren't the same.

[–]Devon64327 222 points223 points ago

Now we wait for the inevitable repost of all 723 of these individual gifs over the next 3 days.

[–]LazyWASP 116 points117 points ago

[–]leshy01 5 points6 points ago

Only 10 of them will get reposted. And it'll take 3 days to see them reposted twice already.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

Protip for everyone who wants to get in on the action: /r/reactiongifs, /r/analogygifs, and /r/HIFW will love any of these as long as you have an original or creative title that fits really well. /r/funny on the other hand... /r/funny is a harsh mistress.

[–]silverfire56 47 points48 points ago

There are some NSFW gifs btw so be warned

[–]justatypo 17 points18 points ago

This should be near the top, because you don't know they are coming until you hit about 500 or so and then you're at work, with your guard dropped, and BAM FUCKING COCK IN THE FACE!

[–]MinorThreat89 12 points13 points ago

I am patiently waiting for someone to compile all of the NSFW ones so that I can enjoy later.

[–]TheDancingSalad 128 points129 points ago

This one made me lose it.

[–]Scrapple_Satchel 10 points11 points ago

David Liebe Hart?

[–]khdutton 338 points339 points ago

If I click on this...it might load a single page with 700 gifs...

*CLICK

. . .

Whew! Thank GOD!

[–]mistsofobscurity 167 points168 points ago

Yeah that just fucking wrecked my phone.

[–]Aston_Martini 157 points158 points ago

RIP mistofobscurity's phone 2012.

Never forget.

[–]tHEbigtHEb 76 points77 points ago

I will.

[–]imkindofimpressed 6 points7 points ago

will what?

[–]Punkmaffles 0 points1 point ago

It's ok the iPhone 5 is coming out he will forget too

[–]drakoman 21 points22 points ago

Who were we talking about?

[–]TombSv 35 points36 points ago

It's Juno Temple in the movie Year one. In case you were wondering.

[–]midnightsbane04 24 points25 points ago

Don't bother looking folks, nothing good.

[–]DaLateDentArthurDent 3 points4 points ago

She's done a lot of nude scenes...just saying

She's my latest celebrity crush, I checked out all her films...I think I love her

[–]Tom_Z 2 points3 points ago

Ohhh. I beg to differ sir.

[–]Aemulus 16 points17 points ago

Shit, she's my age too. Crisis averted.

[–]WhipIash 6 points7 points ago

Wait, what were we suppose to forget now?

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 20 points21 points ago

The bandwidth challenge

[–]jx84 11 points12 points ago

I just got charged $3000 in data fees.

[–]clm51193 18 points19 points ago

[–]crocoperson 5 points6 points ago

A single page with 700 gifs? This kills my internet.

[–]clifwith1f 28 points29 points ago

[–]H_o 28 points29 points ago

Number 291: Guy in Ireland falls over on RTE news.

Funniest thing in the country, 2011

[–]Paddytee 6 points7 points ago

Or the kid in Dublin airport. TV3 news I believe it was.

[–]Shitty_Animations 18 points19 points ago

I was lucky enough to be watching it live

For Those Wondering

[–]Paddytee 3 points4 points ago

Me too. A good year in Irish TV.

[–]irishgeologist 9 points10 points ago

Number 291 is a guy getting slapped...
Or maybe I don't understand.

[–]OtherGeorgeDubya 15 points16 points ago

You just linked to 292. The first gif is 0.

[–]irishgeologist 5 points6 points ago

Thanks. I thought I didn't understand, and I was right.

[–]JuicyAb 3 points4 points ago

I think he meant #290.

[–]marsdo 90 points91 points ago

This is a load of shit.

113 and 202 are the same.

Thanks a lot OP.

[–]gartharion 24 points25 points ago

Now to wait for the day where this gif is ever relevant. [NSFW]

[–]xerces42 24 points25 points ago

Because I'm fucking weird, where's this from?

[–]carleslireis 37 points38 points ago

I'm partial to this one myself: http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#412

[–]angulod 37 points38 points ago

[–]IU_Aegyo 3 points4 points ago

Yeap! its Nathan Barnatt/Keith Apicary W/e you wanna call him. Good fun guy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9tNGEt6rmE

[–]scruffy01 167 points168 points ago

Probably want to throw a NSFW on there.

[–]snowd3n 59 points60 points ago

Yeah....

The Shower Cock Possible Blow Job Coming Oh Look There Is Grandma Gif- kind of caught me off guard.

[–]DELTATKG 8 points9 points ago

Also, the Justin Beiber Cock Slap.

[–]Flurven 2 points3 points ago

Yeah me too. Sooo. While were on the subject. Could you, or someone else like. Give me the story on that one?

[–]todaywasawesome 16 points17 points ago

I picked the wrong gif collection to look at with co-workers...

[–]AGuyWhoOnlySaysWat 34 points35 points ago

Let us have a moment of silence for those on the mobile.

[–]GroundcontrolToLuna 18 points19 points ago

Would anyone happen to know where this gif is from?

[–]darthdaddy[!] 7 points8 points ago

Avicci Levels video

[–]IamNotDrinkable 6 points7 points ago

[–]MossySloth 158 points159 points ago

another of that girl

[–]TomMelee 103 points104 points ago

[–]Metamorphism 43 points44 points ago

I liked her better with her clothes on. I'm weird...

[–]StarCass 43 points44 points ago

WTF is this girl wearing?

[–]frickindeal 55 points56 points ago

Bra girdle tats.

[–]scroobydoo 37 points38 points ago

I'm doing a photoshoot with her next month! Weird coincidence.

[–]OneCello 18 points19 points ago

Lucky bastard.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 17 points18 points ago

Who the fuck is she?

[–]jermh 66 points67 points ago

[–]viper_dude08 34 points35 points ago

She is future ex-wife material.

[–]J3553 16 points17 points ago

i'm probably in the minority, but i think she ruined a perfectly good body with some shitty tattoos. i mean is that a fucking quicksilver tattoo on her chest? does she have an endorsement deal?

[–]scroobydoo 8 points9 points ago

It's a zombie rendition of a claddagh.

[–]J3553 4 points5 points ago

...well that's pretty cool, but still....

[–]reasonman 2 points3 points ago

I went to highschool with her. She dated a then friend of mine. This is the first time I've seen her in like 6 years.

[–]aMillionLasers 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9u5rk.gif ...it's Mike Vallely, right? also can someone explain to me why some people take of their shirts to fight? don't see a reason for that... /EDIT: okay, thanks for the replies. I've learned one thing: reddit has much more experience in shirtless fighting than I do.

[–]Secte 11 points12 points ago

Probably just some macho thing, but it could offer some tactical advantage(less to grab on too)

[–]thecheat1 8 points9 points ago

It's done to make it harder for your opponent to grab on and control you. You're much less likely to get trapped in any position you don't want to be in if you take your shirt off.

[–]Pyrofusion 7 points8 points ago

Never been in a fight have you?

A. Shirt may be expensive, it's bound to get ripped.

B. Shirt is something to grab on to and throw your opponent around and easily to the ground where you will have the advantage.

C. It's an intimidation move, somewhat.

Those are the only reasons I can see it being helpful. You don't see UFC/Boxers/Wrestlers wearing t-shirts into the ring.

[–]Ryb0 5 points6 points ago

If you've ever been in a fight or seen hockey players fight its a great tactical advantage to "jersey" someone so that can't move around and duck your punches. Always peel it off before you start the fisticuffs.

[–]sleestakarmy 2 points3 points ago

It was at the 7-11 in Seattle at the Lower Queen Anne location after a Tony Hawk demo early 2000s. The dudes deserved it.

[–]Mardoo 39 points40 points ago

I actually like this one http://i.imgur.com/cCKvi.gif [NSFW]

[–]oxgon 18 points19 points ago

This is the story of my life right here.

[–]iamaiamscat 8 points9 points ago

Hmm, one wonders from which perspective.

[–]MozzarellaSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

cameraman's perspective. he films porn

[–]IamNotDrinkable 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, where is this one from?

[–]MinorThreat89 7 points8 points ago

Needs the sounds. She's basically talking about women not getting any respect.

[–]bogdanpol 10 points11 points ago

this is just evil, causes too much procrastination.

[–]neomits 9 points10 points ago

Trying to download a full zip of all, but only getting 37 in one zip.

Anyone else have this issue?

[–]alkalinelito 6 points7 points ago

[–]jrclayton 4 points5 points ago

wget - q "imgur.com/a/wIAaa/all#0" -O | grep '<img id=' | cut -d\" -f2 | cut -d\- -f2 | while read gif; do echo "Downloading $gif.gif"; wget -q -c "http://i.imgur.com/$gif.gif"; done

[–]POWERFUCKER 29 points30 points ago

The faces of everyone in my workplace when the first gif loaded:

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[–]wortelcake 9 points10 points ago

Here you all go, normal album layout

[–]Sqube 24 points25 points ago

This Evan Longria one is magical.

[–]h_crazydangerous 15 points16 points ago

Even though it's a Gillette advertisement, I love watching it every time!

[–]Fentanyl 44 points45 points ago

[–]Tenstone 23 points24 points ago

WTF was he trying to achieve?

[–]ATownStomp 9 points10 points ago

Internet Glory.

[–]karnoculars 15 points16 points ago

Very smart move to start the gallery at a hot chick. Welcome to the front page.

[–]pippen_the_monk 9 points10 points ago

I chuckled at the word useful.

[–]poptart2nd 13 points14 points ago

can someone link to the beginning gif of the album so i don't have to scroll to one end or the other?

edit: nevermind, here it is

[–]exc1te 55 points56 points ago

sauce of #90?

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 33 points34 points ago

NSFW

[–]karmaisdharma 26 points27 points ago

Not Safe For Grandma.

[–]yuze_ 0 points1 point ago

that is one fat cock

[–]DeflowSC2 6 points7 points ago

It'd be awesome if one could sort these out, like in this gif archive http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/

[–]GeneralWarts 8 points9 points ago

I manage the reactiongifsarchive and when I'm not at work i'll scavenge OP's album for new gifs for the archive.

[–]GamerGuy2270 6 points7 points ago

[–]nameless88 23 points24 points ago

You know what? I love this: http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#283 (Note: have to click through, RES doesn't let you see the specific one I pasted here)

Arguably, he was the worst thing that any of us can consider a human being. Responsible for millions of deaths, a complete monster...and decades after his existence, he can be reduced to just a silly gif.

It makes me think that humanity is great at being able to pick itself up by its bootstraps and move on with life. We can look at something terrible, and eventually, no matter how bad it is, we can see a lighter side to it.

In that speech this was taken from, he's probably saying something fucking terrible. Jews this, exterminate that, proud German people, yadda yadda. Well, now he's a kitty cat, and his hateful speech is irrelevant because meow.

[–]MagicMurderBean 23 points24 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/s8CWk.gif

I find this useful for my masturbation/

[–]SeanLOSL 8 points9 points ago

[–]SomeBug 8 points9 points ago

[–]metalgamer 0 points1 point ago

who is this? what's this from?

[–]conflictedhairdo 14 points15 points ago

I expect to see about 690 of these gifs in /r/new any second.

[–]Snoflyer22 10 points11 points ago

The prophecy has foretold a day like this would come...

[–]justfriedy 4 points5 points ago

This kills the phone

[–]strangeclouds 4 points5 points ago

Hitler as a cat. My sides hurt.

[–]rmf5092 4 points5 points ago

On the "drag to see what killed you" gif, I got dark ants, but I noticed chicken nuggets was one of the options. Funny, because I once drunkenly declared I could swallow a frozen chicken nugget whole... needless to say my friend had to give me the Heimlich (while I was wearing a pumpkin outfit, halloween)

[–]LastByte 4 points5 points ago

:P define usefull? :P http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#280

[–]swenau01 3 points4 points ago

[–]richardcharliesam 5 points6 points ago

It's a post fight interview of Phil Baroni. Not sure of exact fight, but it was from a Strikeforce event.

[–]UnderAboveAverage 4 points5 points ago

It's after his fight with Frank Shamrock.

After you hear the "New York Bad Ass" talk, you may not be so horny. Truth be told, I usually get horny from the victor of that fight, Frank Shamrock

[–]Ihatethisplace_ 5 points6 points ago

Cheers for the NSFW tag.

[–]CavedeRave 6 points7 points ago

[–]kolossal 3 points4 points ago

"Drag to see what caused your death:Unable to spell apple".

[–]thementalnomad 3 points4 points ago

Wow...an Elpresador gif.

So THIS is the Internet.

[–]tatefin 3 points4 points ago

Any "download all" option? Would love to mirror those on rofl.fi

[–]spartex 3 points4 points ago

The turtle biting the dogs balls after he pushed it away cracked me up

[–]MrGiggleParty 3 points4 points ago

You know what's not cool? Surprise BJ gif at work. How about we NSFW this post.

[–]oaks101 3 points4 points ago

what is gif number 360 from?

[–]Clamburglar 15 points16 points ago

For your collection -

http://imgur.com/vqYuG.gif

[–]Vaginal_Scrapings 5 points6 points ago

It's raining, work just called, I will not be getting my 4 hours because of the rain.

Thank you for filling up my hollow, echo chamber of a life with your sweet juices of giffery.

[–]saiyanpikachu 2 points3 points ago

You owe my company lots in lost productivity.

[–]ShetlandJames 3 points4 points ago

The 'drag what you see' doesn't work on RES.

[–]mistawac 0 points1 point ago

So I just went through all 700+ of them...wtf is wrong with me

[–]Loggie 0 points1 point ago

But when I click and drag the "How you die" one it just resizes it :(

#resproblems

Also I got daleks.

[–]Saigancat 0 points1 point ago

NSFW much?

[–]grantmoore3d 2 points3 points ago

I have never seen this one before...

http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa#94

[–]J_Justice 5 points6 points ago

I'll just add another 720+ gifs to this thread. Enjoy!

http://imgur.com/a/wIAaa/all#0

[–]Lifeklok 6 points7 points ago

Her name is Hattie Watson. Shes a really awesome model

[–]There_is_a_spoon 5 points6 points ago

Hi, this is the NSFW police. Your post has been found to be in violation of a lack of NSFW links tags. Many people browse at work and make important decisions about what to click and not click based on these tags. Please adjust your post appropriately and no further action will be taken.

edit: Error in paperwork. Case thrown out by judge.

[–]ButtHurtBrother 19 points20 points ago

found to be in violation of a lack of NSFW links

You might want to rethink that part...

[–]-Jenny- 2 points3 points ago

This takes a lot of dedication. For all these gifs, I would like to give you more than one upvote, but I can't. So take the one.

[–]sarcastic_rainbow 0 points1 point ago

There. I gave OP one extra for you.

[–]FuckYourStupidCats 10 points11 points ago

I downvoted yours back down

[–]sofa_king_awesome 2 points3 points ago

These are fucking amazing.

[–]LT_lurker 1 point2 points ago

Opening that page on my cell phone was a bad idea

[–]joelkemu -1 points0 points ago

I'm telling you I gotta try number 254 sometime.

[–]Deckkie 0 points1 point ago

Drag to see what caused your deatch: "Internet meme"

wtf reddit, youll be the end of me

[–]sergentzimm 1 point2 points ago

omg I can't stop

[–]msnyder622 0 points1 point ago

With great power...

[–]anvilcatcher 1 point2 points ago

I dragged to read what the cause of my death was and got: "Premeditated murder" three times in a row. Now I keep checking behind me.

[–]SuperSmurfen 0 points1 point ago

Haha nr 336! So funny!

[–]CajunTurkey 0 points1 point ago

Who's that guy in the 6th GIF (not Terry Crews)

[–]jazzpaz28 0 points1 point ago

i am sorry to say this, good sir, but not sorry enough to not say it. you have something missing from your life. or maybe you are just missing out on life....

[–]karmaskikoo 0 points1 point ago

I have been looking from 1-700 for about an hour now.

[–]thehunter699 0 points1 point ago

Procrastination time.

[–]iWeyerd 0 points1 point ago

You broke my internet...

[–]Truxun 0 points1 point ago

Well, that just broke my phone.

[–]code_guerilla 0 points1 point ago

got to the drag to see your death. Sex, well there are worse ways to go.

[–]somegrass 1 point2 points ago

FYI the link starts at gif #268