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[–]magicbullets 116 points117 points ago

I assume he works for The Ministry Of Silly Walks, and is limbering up.

[–]iammarix 29 points30 points ago

first thing that came to mind when i saw this image.

[–]eternitygeekout 7 points8 points ago

Someone with better skills than me needs to shoop the fence away.

[–]eyeMfive 28 points29 points ago

[–]eternitygeekout 9 points10 points ago

Aw Yiss

[–]killjennyproductions 1 point2 points ago

If only I had a thousand upvotes to give, I would give them to you.

[–]nvahren0102 10 points11 points ago

Ah dammit, I never get here first to say stuff like this.

[–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point ago

Well, it was posted about 5 hours before you saw it. Maybe you'd get to make original comments if you browsed /new?

[–]dannighe 0 points1 point ago

Or if you're in the same time zone as me, woke up at 5 am.

[–]nvahren0102 0 points1 point ago

Genius! You deserve a medal!

[–]DukeOfSillyWalks 3 points4 points ago

I did not sanction this.

[–]magicbullets 0 points1 point ago

I demand an inquiry, Sir Duke.

[–]SilverHammerMan 1 point2 points ago

The Ministry of Sirry Warks

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 0 points1 point ago

Edward James Olmos in Stretch and Deliver

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 0 points1 point ago

He rooks reary nimbur

[–]smells_like_gravy 19 points20 points ago

Check the sign. This should be be in r/firstworldanarchists

[–]Sparxx25 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, he's wearing black pants and black shoes. It's only half-firstworldanarchistical.

[–]drink_pepsi 9 points10 points ago

South Morang?

[–]ShadowSkill 2 points3 points ago

[–]Shoblast 1 point2 points ago

Is that north melbourne station?

[–]lemme_in_dammit 2 points3 points ago

The sign appears to be south morang station

[–]Jono_Drums94 0 points1 point ago

I've seen him do this another time. I wat'd then, and I'll wat now.

[–]remhawk99 -1 points0 points ago

Have you ever popped your hip? Dat feel.

[–]ooblek 1 point2 points ago

Either that or he has REALLY big balls and they were attached to the side of his leg.

[–]InsanityNow 0 points1 point ago

was going to say.. someone has major BSTL.

[–]arcanition 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's walking in an incredibly painful way.

[–]testsubject23 0 points1 point ago

my god he looks like half a dude

[–]raging_asshole 0 points1 point ago

That looks like it feels so damn good.

[–]honor_face 0 points1 point ago

My walk has become increasingly complex

[–]radamanthine 0 points1 point ago

Don't fuck with that guy. He knows kung fu.

[–]Ispeekwhale 0 points1 point ago

Put this man in blue spandex and a vanilla ice hair cut and he is a regular at my gym.

[–]turdknuckle 0 points1 point ago

Looks like his sack was stuck to his leg.

[–]LOLdemort101 1 point2 points ago

If this happens to be the 901 Frankston bus at South Morang Station then I was there when he did that! Except, I didn't think to take a photo.

he does tend to do that on most occasions though..

[–]freaktopus 1 point2 points ago

One of my friends is a martial arts teacher and he frequently lifts his leg up to the side of his head to stretch while he smokes cigarettes outside in the morning. He does this very casually without thinking about it and I think it's hilarious.

[–]namedan 0 points1 point ago

When eating at a restaurant and feeling quite comfortable, i do this, but my feet touches my stomach. I get some weird looks but hey I'm just being comfy.

[–]dig_dong 0 points1 point ago

Are you 8 years old?

[–]rustydj 0 points1 point ago

Gotta be Jet Li in disguise.

[–]duBiYou -1 points0 points ago

/r/funny and /r/wtf are the same now

Edit: is to are

[–]Kitty_Chef 0 points1 point ago

Mrs Wide Open. You're doing it wrong.

[–]ObeseSnake 1 point2 points ago

This is a fancy way to air out your farts.

[–]fatcat535[!] 0 points1 point ago

help I'm stuck!

[–]abrownlion 0 points1 point ago

Is that Nardwaur?

[–]GENOCIDEGeorge 0 points1 point ago

South Morang station! I was there just this arvo!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Uncle Jack?

[–]Layze 0 points1 point ago

Only in America would they find humor in health

[–]markskiewastaken 2 points3 points ago

However, this picture is from Australia my friend.

[–]Gonewildisfullofslut 0 points1 point ago

And then shortly thereafter he just starts spin kicking the shit out of everything in the immediate area.

[–]collinse90 0 points1 point ago

The economy has hit Van Damme pretty hard.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

Street Stretch!

[–]mliu117 0 points1 point ago

Is this at the corning museum of glass?

[–]crayy 0 points1 point ago

WOP WOP WOP WOP

[–]5150cd 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure Dave is bored now that Eddie is healing up.

[–]folderol 0 points1 point ago

You do. It's very odd to me that when you stretch in public or at work people tend to give you an odd look and ask what you are doing. What does it look like. I'm stretching. I have been sitting all day and muscles need it. Do I really need to go someplace special just to have a stretch.

[–]Begj 0 points1 point ago

Didn't notice he was leaning on the fence at first, dm;hl

[–]AbleSeacat 0 points1 point ago

[–]madampeaches 0 points1 point ago

that was.. amazing.

[–]dumbstruck 0 points1 point ago

He is rebelling the sign behind him

[–]chimpan-A 1 point2 points ago

John Cleese approves of this.

[–]Csoltis -1 points0 points ago

Gangnam style?

[–]mixolydian02 0 points1 point ago

So THAT'S what Jean Claude Van Damme is doing nowadays.

[–]Arknell 0 points1 point ago

"He needed a stretch". A perfectly good James Bond-joke.

[–]Radishing 0 points1 point ago

Adjustment level: Asian

/gonna kill myself for saying that now

[–]wasdy1 0 points1 point ago

Obviously has saggy nuts. Sometimes you have to go to extremes to get your sack off your leg.

[–]Overestimated_Spoon 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly enough not the weirdest thing you will see at south Moran station bus stops.

[–]teharchitect 0 points1 point ago

This man needs to be photoshopped into other pictures for lols

[–]noncontributing_zer0 2 points3 points ago

I read that as: INTERNET! ENTERTAIN ME!

[–]teharchitect 0 points1 point ago

shit...this isn't 4chan?

[–]smith529 -5 points-4 points ago

Gangnam Style???

[–]Csoltis -1 points0 points ago

yes! i posted this too. upvote even tho im late

[–]afriikaana -1 points0 points ago