The smallest penis on earth.

dangerelton · 1 day

Way to judge people! He could be 3'2 in real life.

xnodesirex · 1 day

I hope he has a sticker on the back that says "Jack 'em High, fat Girls Can't Climb"

Then it would be classy....

zacura23 · 2012-09-18T13:33:15+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/UxRTd.gif

dieselgeek · 2012-09-18T12:55:31+00:00

You're really not allowed to enjoy your car these days.

I had an Audi TT EHMAGAWD SMALL PENIS

Sold it bought a CLK EHMAGAWD SMALL PENIS

Totaled it Bought a Chevy Tahoe EHMAGAWD SMALL PENIS

So I ride a 50cc Yamaha to work everyday to balance out this universe. What do I get EHMAGAWD it's gay.

basedom · 1 day

yeah, fuck that guy for buying something he enjoys

mitotajc · 2012-09-18T10:05:28+00:00

Dear OP, I'm sure you have a huge dick in comparison.

Love, Reddit.

apullin · 2012-09-18T10:23:44+00:00

People really flog this sentiment. I feel like it's much more of a reflection on your own unhappiness and judgmental nature than on anyone else.

I bet it'd really burn your beans if I ever questions your presumption that you're better than me.

jandalofdoom · 1 day

Whereas this guy has the biggest

samx3i · 1 day

My penis is a respectable size and I think that truck looks like it'd be fun to drive.

Trashcans · 2012-09-18T12:53:55+00:00

What a coincidence, I say the same thing about people with huge computers.

chimpminion · 1 day

I'm going to put my dick in that truck.

turnleftdale · 2012-09-18T13:54:28+00:00

Reddit sure does think about guys penises a lot.

ProSaint · 1 day

Ashton Kutcher drives this truck. Come to your own conclusions.

http://www.google.com/search?q=ashton+kutcher+truck&hl=en&client=safari&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=TwhYUN66OIK29gSLp4DoAQ&ved=0CCAQsAQ&biw=320&bih=416#i=6

ncstatecamp · 2012-09-18T12:59:17+00:00

12 gpm...

Frustrate · 2012-09-18T12:11:51+00:00

You obviously have never been to south Louisiana. Trucks like this are more common than hybrids.

spotty_drizzle · 2012-09-18T11:03:07+00:00

Its a regular sized truck, he's just a very small man. Hence "smallest penis."

captainkrypto · 2012-09-18T14:16:44+00:00

That guy is actually a convicted drug dealer and murderer.

NemesisFrank · 2012-09-18T11:58:24+00:00

I thought this joke died years ago. Guess not.

zrag123 · 2012-09-18T13:39:56+00:00

Was OP a faggot today?

Phillile · 2012-09-18T09:51:39+00:00

If I were being honest, I would still have sex with him.

TheThingToSay · 2012-09-18T12:24:33+00:00

Saw the title, literally expected a tiny penis...still clicked

m1ldsauce · 2012-09-18T13:17:19+00:00

Same fucking joke. Every fucking week.

REDBULLgivesUupvotes · 1 day

...but the biggest dick in the world.

timtastic_magic · 2012-09-18T13:28:39+00:00

I went to High School with this kid. He and his twin brother started doing steroids in middle school and are now awaiting sentencing after being busted for running multiple pill mills. There was always something they seemed to be trying to overcompensate for...

La_Strada · 2012-09-18T12:43:06+00:00

I'm a 5'0" girl, and if I could afford it, I'd drive a Dodge Ram or a crew cab F-150. A Ford Raptor would be fucking sweet. I learned to drive in my dads F-150, I can see blind spots and the like better because I'm higher up, and I feel a lot safer in a truck. I never have and never will own a car, and as a mom I will never own a minivan.

Edit: I drive a Ford Explorer Sport Trac, which is bigger than a Ranger, but a bit smaller than an F-150. I have to use the running boards to get into it. I already am a mom, and my truck gives me more than enough space to cart around everything I need. My mom drives a minivan, and my truck is better on gas.

Double edit: Apparently the consensus is that anyone who drives trucks is an asshole, who can't drive period. As a Canadian, I'm sorry that you are all so ignorant to think that.

greggersraymer · 2012-09-18T12:11:27+00:00

"He has a small penis" is code for "I wish I had a truck like that"

ellatheevil · 2012-09-18T10:30:20+00:00

Whenever someone says that all I hear is, "I'm a jealous little bitch and I'm trying to make myself feel better about not being able to afford a badass truck." In fact, the biggest dicks I have encountered were those of guys who drove big trucks.

mulligrubs · 1 day

Not sure if dirty clothes are from manly wrenching or latest fashion trend.

rumckle · 2012-09-18T11:22:14+00:00

You had me worried, for a second there I thought some one had put my photo on reddit.

dysflexic · 2012-09-18T12:14:02+00:00

I saw an episode of cribs a few years back... and I'm pretty sure that t-pain has that truck.

AJreborn · 2012-09-18T12:22:46+00:00

I mindlessly clicked the link without seeing the name, and I braced for the worst when it came up. Everything went better than expected.

MrDreamBlind · 2012-09-18T12:57:18+00:00

JavaLSU · 2012-09-18T13:16:18+00:00

I bet that truck is fun as shit to drive.

Cha0tikz · 2012-09-18T13:28:10+00:00

That's actually just a ford F-650. If this guy has the smallest penis in the world, there are plenty out there who have equally small penises.

goeasyonme · 2012-09-18T13:43:26+00:00

I don't get it? where is the penis? if there is a penis, shouldn't the title say? "when you see it"

thatusernameisal · 2012-09-18T13:44:42+00:00

The smallest penis on earth.

Are you posting from Mars?

bucky420 · 2012-09-18T11:07:28+00:00

"If you drive a giant truck, most people will say it's because you have a small penis. I'm not sure if that science is accurate but the observation itself has become shorthand for, 'I wish I was funnier.' " -seanbaby

mushy_bacon · 2012-09-18T12:44:35+00:00

Most of my friends have lifted trucks. Nobody is trying to compensate for anything, they just all love working on trucks and sort of compete to see whose is the most "badass".

internet-arbiter · 2012-09-18T11:09:57+00:00

Wait, is this a big truck or just a very tiny man?

Brutal_Lobster · 2012-09-18T11:35:06+00:00

Still below average even after the revised TMI scale.

Somalie · 2012-09-18T12:44:41+00:00

feat "If you park like this, fuck you"

BSev · 2012-09-18T13:08:54+00:00

He gets at least 10 gallons to the mile

HOT_UNICORN · 2012-09-18T13:09:37+00:00

Does anyone know what's that thing?

coottenhimer · 2012-09-18T13:11:48+00:00

That truck gets gallons to the mile.

Synergythepariah · 2012-09-18T13:16:51+00:00

Big truck or nice car? Small penis.

Nice computer with big specs?

Average or likely bigger than average penis.

Jaroids · 2012-09-18T13:17:13+00:00

Jesus what is that an f550?

teambroto · 2012-09-18T13:21:35+00:00

i have a rather large penis and i would buy/drive that truck.

Num1bamf · 2012-09-18T13:22:53+00:00

Even with a supposed small penis, I bet he still gets more than most of everyone on here.

JayTS · 2012-09-18T13:24:23+00:00

Impossible. I had a fraternity brother who was at least 1 foot shorter than this guy who owned a truck lifted at least 1 foot higher.

PanagiotisG · 2012-09-18T13:26:05+00:00

Funny how Reddit says people with big trucks have small penises when there's a new micropenis AMA every other day...

Avista · 2012-09-18T13:27:15+00:00

I think you have the smallest penis on earth. Why else would you be so bitter?

superawesomeid · 2012-09-18T13:27:40+00:00

so whoever drives this has a micropenis?
actually this would require giant man balls

ryder77 · 2012-09-18T13:37:24+00:00

Maybe he, oh I don't know, needs it for work. Looks like he could work in a variety of things that would require him to need a vehicle with lots of space.

DonkeyDingleBerry · 2012-09-18T13:38:25+00:00

Thought he was a Baldwin on first look.

ccsmama · 2012-09-18T13:38:56+00:00

No doubt about it. He must hear, "is it in yet?" a lot.

fishlegs5 · 2012-09-18T13:42:21+00:00

Inverted penis?

CHACHI_BONGS · 2012-09-18T13:42:31+00:00

At least he has one, little girl.

Matt08642 · 2012-09-18T13:45:29+00:00

How would you feel if he had a 9 inch dong and just loved big ass trucks? U mad brah?

Five_deadly_venoms · 2012-09-18T13:46:10+00:00

The hive mind has taken full effect.

scumbag-reddit · 2012-09-18T13:46:19+00:00

Fuck you.

Squoze · 2012-09-18T13:48:15+00:00

I don't think I would be able to see over the dashboard in that.

truthhurts64 · 2012-09-18T13:48:22+00:00

That little penis is fucking the girl that "friendzoned" you isn't it?

BUDDHIST_HELL · 2012-09-18T13:49:08+00:00

Sometimes a car is just a car.

griffith12 · 2012-09-18T13:50:21+00:00

Jeffe, would you say we have a plethora of small penises here on Reddit?

stone500 · 2012-09-18T13:51:03+00:00

I don't immediately assume small dick, but damn if I'm not annoyed by being behind these fucking trucks. It's dangerous, yo.

ReturningTarzan · 2012-09-18T13:52:05+00:00

Why would you assume his penis is small just because he is only 3 ft tall? I don't get it.

smilingarmpits · 2012-09-18T13:52:17+00:00

If the original post praises the car:

lol small penis!

If original post is against the car:

let's all tap that poor guys shoulder!

gryphon882 · 2012-09-18T13:52:27+00:00

My x-ray vision must be on the fritz but it looks fun to drive.

deadleg22 · 2012-09-18T13:52:43+00:00

Well yeah if his body is all in proportion he would have a tiny penis combined to most of you and I.

EN0NYM0US · 2012-09-18T13:53:22+00:00

Corey Williams from the Detroit Lions drives a truck like this... but he's so big that it looks normal when I see him get in and out of it.

Sizco · 2012-09-18T13:53:35+00:00

You know what that guy probably has a lot of money, a hot ass wife and maybe kids. Maybe he has an inferiority issue from childhood abuse, either way he has a big ass nice truck and you don't.

probe_your_colon · 2012-09-18T13:54:15+00:00

the tribal really ties it together

horvatha · 2012-09-18T13:54:35+00:00

Maybe he has a legitimate use for it?

My neighbors growing up had a huge diesel truck which I sort of had to "buy off them" so they didn't go under recently. They taught me to ride and work hard and the like, I had a ball as a kid with the horses, really. I lost money reselling the truck, so I think it was a poor investment, but I can't really imagine growing up without that part of my life.

Then again, if you just buy something like this as a daily driver, well, I hope you're rich. The penis thing is a common joke from back home. I think it's stupid, but really some of these big trucks are owned by KIDS who have rich parents. That's not sexy, sorry ladies.

vivalavidacola · 2012-09-18T13:55:35+00:00

What's shocking is the amount of gas this car must need. I'm not saying we should all be eco-hippies but come on, this car is a total disregard for energy waste.

FCBSERIS · 2012-09-18T13:58:28+00:00

smallest penis in the solarsystem

anfrey · 2012-09-18T13:59:10+00:00

big truck, big tires, tons of clearance... and not a bit of mud on it whatsoever.

fackinzebu · 2012-09-18T14:03:21+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qyrb2/

garetastic · 2012-09-18T14:04:17+00:00

Small penis? That guy looks like a huge dick.

Sikah_dikah · 2012-09-18T14:07:17+00:00

I love big ass trucks, and I have an average penis. So there!

Creabhain · 2012-09-18T14:10:14+00:00

I wonder if anyone has ever avoided buying their dream car for fear of being accused of having a small penis. If so, did they indeed have a small penis and attempted to hide it by not buying the big car?

Thus can it be assumed that men with large cocks buy big powerful cars with impunity because such an accusation holds no fear for them?

In which case men with these big powerful cars are either

Men with a small penis who are compensating
Men with a large penis who are not

Therefore we learn nothing about penis size from car size. QED.

pHreaksYcle · 2012-09-18T14:10:27+00:00

This truck is actually big and not just put on a 20 ft lift kit. Looks good, surprisingly.

warptek · 2012-09-18T14:11:14+00:00

if everyone pretty much agrees that the OP is a fuckwit, why did this get 3.5k upvotes?

AlfieTorpedo · 2012-09-18T14:16:42+00:00

It's probably a giant truck.

Yeah, it's a giant truck.

TractorBeamTuesdays · 2012-09-18T14:17:41+00:00

Had to make sure I wasn't on /r/wtf for a minute there.

MiaowaraShiro · 2012-09-18T14:17:46+00:00

I love how whenever anyone posts a large truck with the 'small penis' thing in the title, half the comments are people going ape over judging someone's penis size by their choice in vehicle. It's just amazing how many people can't deal with it being a joke. No one REALLY thinks he has a tiny dick. GET. OVER. IT.

courtmast0r · 2012-09-18T14:19:07+00:00

Risky click!

PleaseKillYourCat · 2012-09-18T14:22:21+00:00

When people see a big truck like this, why don't they just say "I'm a racist and I hate rednecks", because thats whats really going on.

Hate_Manifestation · 2012-09-18T14:24:58+00:00

So... everyone in Alberta has the smallest penis on earth? Sounds legit.

Cooper648 · 2012-09-18T14:30:09+00:00

Funny, he doesn't look Asain?

namtrix · 2012-09-18T14:31:09+00:00

Shhhhh it's afraid.

mitchmatch1 · 2012-09-18T14:32:01+00:00

OP is an unoriginal dick. So what he has a big truck? He could be a hardworking farmhand who needs a large truck to pull around who knows what.

Downvotes away.

NeoTranshuman · 2012-09-18T14:34:48+00:00

Poor people are always jealous.

Dubzil · 2012-09-18T14:35:08+00:00

Aww C'mon now, that's a real hauling truck, that's no F150 jacked up with giant tires. This thing could haul a freaking semi trailer. You can't give someone shit for that.

Izzinatah · 2012-09-18T14:39:47+00:00

I can't have been the only person expecting Tom Cruise..

Iggynoramus1337 · 2012-09-18T14:42:26+00:00

The new Ford F-1.50"

jk2sk8 · 2012-09-18T14:49:04+00:00

Picture and title is stupid as hell. I like trucks I drive a tractor trailer however my personal car is a mini copper. Does that mean when women see my car they assume I have a horse sized penis?

wtfOP · 2012-09-18T14:49:05+00:00

op has the biggest dick ever for posting this

Team_Khalifa · 2012-09-18T14:49:11+00:00

Am I supposed to drive a tiny piece of shit so everyone assumes my penis is huge? I don't get the whole "he has a nice/big vehicle that means he has a tiny dick" thing.

jk2sk8 · 2012-09-18T14:49:33+00:00

Mini cooper*

ErikDangerFantastic · 2012-09-18T14:50:57+00:00

I wish people would start making these posts with fancy gaming rigs so reddit would just shut the fuck up about people enjoying their things already.

tidderxdp2 · 2012-09-18T14:51:33+00:00

Big truck = Small penis douchebag!

Portal Gun Model with little flashy lights = OMGZ LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK I AM SO JELLY BROSEF!!!!

kalvin97gagt · 2012-09-18T14:57:34+00:00

I think it's really annoying that 99% of reddit thinks people who modify and / or lift trucks must have small penises.

triforce721 · 2012-09-18T15:02:41+00:00

I love the comments here from neckbeard losers. If someone posted a picture of a game lair with three monitors, 10 consoles, and anime posters and called it the "virginity lair", everyone would cry about being judged unfairly. Somehow, though, because this dude looks like the guy that made fun of you for playing Magic: The Gathering during lunch period, it's okay to call him small-dicked. Dat hypocrisy

Pooparrot · 2012-09-18T15:09:45+00:00

I read "the smelliest penis on earth"... and still clicked the link.

huskerkid25 · 2012-09-18T15:13:47+00:00

I was skeptical of clicking on this one

u_will_downvote · 2012-09-18T15:21:28+00:00

I used to hate on people with big trucks until some of them pulled my car out of a ditch in the pouring rain out of selfless kindness. I want a truck.

Svarazics · 2012-09-18T15:22:03+00:00

How do you spell steroids? B I G F U C K I N G T R U C K!

QuiteBoringName · 2012-09-18T15:31:04+00:00

Que retractable micro penis gif.

spoilz · 2012-09-18T15:32:54+00:00

I took a huge risk opening that in class. I was pretty sure it was going to be a car. Thank goodness it was!

they_see_me_nolen · 2012-09-18T15:44:53+00:00

I dunno, I imagine driving that thing off road would be a blast.

stupidpanda · 2012-09-18T15:47:40+00:00

Small penis or not, that's an awesome truck!

readonlyuser · 2012-09-18T15:47:49+00:00

This dude is responsible for multiple overdose deaths from his pill mill scheme. Not just an asshole for his appearance and car.

(credit: captainkrypto)

ponk_2 · 2012-09-18T15:51:49+00:00

Very risky click

heodieat · 2012-09-18T15:58:17+00:00

Truck Envy

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