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all 148 comments

[–]Jedimo 126 points127 points ago

So....fucking...cute.....pulls out knife

[–]Cyberslasher 40 points41 points ago

Must. Cut. It. Out. To. Hang. On. Wall.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 14 points15 points ago

Pz give me the blood after your done

[–]Vapoureon 306 points307 points ago

[–]externals 15 points16 points ago

Good detail on that hat.

[–]TnDMaker 13 points14 points ago

Aha okay the original was a feel good but that was funny. Good stuff

[–]Accipehoc 24 points25 points ago

Scumbag Mewtwo.

[–]th3ch0wst3r 70 points71 points ago

I didn't even see it coming...fucking onions.

[–]lydocia 4 points5 points ago

Both the original version and this one made me go "aww" and want to hug the poor Cubone.

[–]daskrip 13 points14 points ago

For those that don't know, the skull that a Cubone wears is their parent's. Yep.

[–]Prezombie 4 points5 points ago

A cubone is an immature Kanaskhan who's mother died.

[–]TheRaggedyDr 1 point2 points ago

(Fan Canon, not Canon)

I agree with the theory, just don't want people thinking it is canon as I know I get confused by these things.

[–]ABentSp00n 6 points7 points ago

I'm not sure how sad he would really be about that. he's wearing her skull on his head.

[–]Tridda1 2 points3 points ago

Why am I laughing, everyone else is sad. Yet I found that to be hilarious

[–]MemeTLDR 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for actually posting this in the comments section and not reposting it and saying [FIXED].

[–]jamiethejoker26 3 points4 points ago

:(

[–]nenicko7[S] 1 point2 points ago

That's hilarious

[–]Sonums 1 point2 points ago

Right in the feels...

[–]Skateboard_Raptor -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Nopthebeast 1 point2 points ago

Best version yet

[–]alldayrelief 138 points139 points ago

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

[–]only-for-throwaway 175 points176 points ago

I am wearing my mom's face.

[–]Billz2me 35 points36 points ago

batman meets ed gein

[–]kush_domain 1 point2 points ago

slow clap... Well done, sir.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 11 points12 points ago

cubone is by far the most freudian pokemon

[–]vegeto079 74 points75 points ago

[–]Kaeltro[!] 13 points14 points ago

His boss told him to work the weekend to finish those TPS reports

[–]Jerrythepirate 5 points6 points ago

[–]kosuth 2 points3 points ago

Is this part of a new show or comic? I just want to know so I can see more mewtwo >_>

[–]Curtalius 1 point2 points ago

have you read pokemon special/ pokemon adventure? I pitch it wherever i can cause it deserves so much love and it has a great version of mewtwo.

[–]Thisizcat 147 points148 points ago

DAAAAAAAAAAWE! CUTE! not really "funny" but I like it! Have an upvote!

[–]PsychoNerd91 51 points52 points ago

Fuck it, it made me happy. That thing's adorable!

[–]nibbling_totoros 27 points28 points ago

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

[–]kush_domain 7 points8 points ago

Indeed, more of an r/aww post but it hit me right in the feels. An upvote is in order.

[–]ISayWhatIWantToSay -3 points-2 points ago

That is not how reddit, nor indeed this subreddit works.

If it was we could reasonably fill /r/politics and /r/atheism with "cute" pictures because "they're not really on topic but I like them".

[–]numb3rb0y 10 points11 points ago

Was Mewtwo ever really considered a bad guy? IIRC his story in the first movie was just incredibly tragic.

[–]surells 0 points1 point ago

True, but he also did a lot of slaughtering in that lab...

I still loved him though.

[–]Lord_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

That quote about the circumstances of one's birth gets me everytime... Mewtwo was misguided and in turn misunderstood -he definitely wasn't a bad guy.

[–]dre__ 6 points7 points ago

[–]ProxyCare 41 points42 points ago

I see this posted every other week on /r/Pokemon... but every time I up vote it cuz... well you just have to.

[–]ISawInternetExplorer 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, my first reaction was "Repost, I will down vote it"... But as I tried I realized that I just couldn't do it ;(

[–]ThisIsHerp 10 points11 points ago

This warms my heart more of /r/aww post but glad i saw it :)

[–]ILIKEFUUD 14 points15 points ago

GG mewtwo.

[–]marill345 6 points7 points ago

I just found myself saying "Aww" out loud. Mewtwo, a hero to us all.

[–]ShpongleHead 3 points4 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]letmehaveago 10 points11 points ago

ahhhh...oh god...my feels...fuck...

[–]sittty 4 points5 points ago

...for some reason, i'm picturing what a great guy mewtwo probably is...then I snap out of confusion and remember it's a fucking pokemon.

[–]daskrip 5 points6 points ago

Confuse Ray again. Haha you're stuck for like 10 more turns.

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 4 points5 points ago

Actually, MewTwo is one evil mother fucker. The moment Cubone uses that in battle and it doesn't come back he's going to get his ass stomped.

[–]insert-name-here 0 points1 point ago

first comic which would fit perfectly in on /r/aww

[–]mepardo 2 points3 points ago

God I fucking love Cubone.

[–]daskrip 1 point2 points ago

Except for the whole mom's skull thing, right? 'Cause that's just weird.

[–]Pratiibh 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, what a badass..

[–]Nutflame97 3 points4 points ago

Aww great way to end the night.. Ty

[–]CinnamonBunzAttack72 1 point2 points ago

D'awwwwwwwww :3

[–]Init_4_the_downvotes 3 points4 points ago

I prefer the version that doesnt have telekinesis photoshopped in because when people get it without it spelled out for them it makes it that much better.

[–]Mrdanke 1 point2 points ago

Why'd you rearrange the comic?

[–]flying-sheep 4 points5 points ago

original (and 196 more comics. from /r/pokemon not long ago)

[–]Nodroger 2 points3 points ago

Boomerangs aren't made to come back if they hit something, the move worked like it was supposed to. Also awwww.

[–]l1vewire 3 points4 points ago

It's Bonemerang, and Pokemon. Take your physics and logic away from here!

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun -1 points0 points ago

I never thought Pokemon could be so cute.

[–]Hyperian -1 points0 points ago

wtf mewtwo has Sharingan or something?

[–]CrustonFire -1 points0 points ago

GGMT

[–]ph130135 0 points1 point ago

I thought Mewtwo was going to impale Cubone with its own boomerang. I was wrong.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Then the poor little guy gets knocked unconscious because he can't do the move correctly.

[–]Jowgenz 1 point2 points ago

Alakazam on the other hand didn't have time for children since he had to keep up appearances for his show at the Luxor, Las Vegas.

[–]Captain_Aizen 1 point2 points ago

Every Pokemon just seems simple minded compared to Mewtwo

[–]proddy 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't Mewtwo like the Magneto of the pokemon world?

[–]Alexplz 0 points1 point ago

So sweet I need to brush my teeth now.

[–]Pete_The_Pilot 0 points1 point ago

logged in to ask say mewtwo has a black eye in this.

[–]MyFavoriteMarlin 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this I can't get over how much the telekinesis looks to be hurting Mewtwo's eye.

[–]lutzee 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the poor cubone that lost him mom. QQ rip cubones mom that you have to kill in the tower, waaaah

[–]Cronoadvan 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, is this comic again.

[–]lnickelly 0 points1 point ago

The same can't be said about your mother Cubone

[–]Slyfox00 0 points1 point ago

Holy !@#$ that's adorable.

[–]Ettuj 0 points1 point ago

Post this on /r/aww

[–]02keilj 0 points1 point ago

This is beautiful. I cant help but be reminded of the part in Catcher in the Rye where Holden thinks about how great it would be to be able to protect the young happy childrens innocence so they do not have to face the true reality of life. Poor little Cubone, lost its mother and protects itself both physically and mentally with her skull. So proud of his new acheivement just wanting to show it off. Mewtwo realises the childs innocence and cant help but step in to protect this child for that little bit longer...sob

[–]Arluza 1 point2 points ago

that is adorable.

[–]VCS777 1 point2 points ago

Kanto's new favorite soft drink! "Mewtwo Did Nothing Wrong"

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

Cuebone can't speak English. Everybody knows the only pokemon that can speak is Meowth.

[–]NYKevin 2 points3 points ago

False. Mewtwo speaks quite fluently.

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was telepathy.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

I always wonder why they designed Cubone as if it's a unique entity. How the hell do you have an entire species of Pokémon that wear their mothers' skulls all the time?

[–]Eckish 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately, Mewtwo is a jerk in this comic. Because, Cubone is going to head into combat, thinking that he knows Boomerang.

[–]winwar 0 points1 point ago

This always hits me in the feels

[–]lacosaes0 -1 points0 points ago

WTF? Don't sell illusions to your kids man. They have to face the real world alone.

[–]Generic_Builder 0 points1 point ago

This gave me good feels.

[–]thjoki 1 point2 points ago

SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE.

[–]Tolli17 0 points1 point ago

:,)

[–]darockerj 0 points1 point ago

I d'awwed.

[–]weaselgregory13 0 points1 point ago

0 upvotes and 0 downvotes? But HOW? RES isn't even showing MY upvote!

Also, made me chuckle.

[–]TheRollingPebble -1 points0 points ago

I will upvote every repost of this for the aww's.

[–]LTVertigo -1 points0 points ago

This is my first time seeing this and it's so adorable! Mewtwo's alright with me :)

[–]stickyleaf -1 points0 points ago

I upvote this every time I see it.

[–]beatlemania123 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to see a Pokemon post do well outside of /r/Pokemon and /r/gaming

[–]Darthferret -1 points0 points ago

Theres actually an edit of this where mewtwo is a jerk so when the lil guy says "it's not coming back." he says "Just like your mother."

[–]bmoney1597 0 points1 point ago

What is that pokemon's name?!

[–]WanderingPuppy 4 points5 points ago

Cubone. Finally hours of being forced to watch Pokemon with my little brother pays off!

[–]DaddyDanceParty 8 points9 points ago

Being forced?

[–]WanderingPuppy 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, being a tad overly dramatic. My brother really enjoyed it when I would watch Pokemon with him so I would but it wasn't my favorite show.

[–]Baked_Otter -1 points0 points ago

"Being forced?" as in how can one not like Pokémon?

Edit: not sure why I'm being down-voted, all I did was translate.

[–]WanderingPuppy 3 points4 points ago

I obviously have something wrong with me. :)

[–]burek_japrak 0 points1 point ago

I don't like them.

[–]senorgomez -2 points-1 points ago

my god that actually brought the inklings of a tear to my eye.

[–]MutFruit 0 points1 point ago

For fucks sake you must have some emotional problems.

[–]nightwing2024 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD that is way too fucking cute. It doesn't help that Cubone is one of my favorite Pokemon.

Must. Not. Tear up.

...damn

[–]zobbas -2 points-1 points ago

This is fucking hilarious

[–]PapaxWolf -2 points-1 points ago

This should be in r/awww

[–]qounqer -2 points-1 points ago

i cried manly tears of happiness.

[–]S-D-J -2 points-1 points ago

My heart broke from the cute. Love it.

[–]Darkencypher 0 points1 point ago

Makes my feels explode every time I see it :(

[–]SirNeptune 0 points1 point ago

You, sir, win the whole god damn Internet today!

[–]Darkencypher 0 points1 point ago

....and the circle completes.

[–]SirNeptune 0 points1 point ago

I felt really bad for the downvotes you took for complimenting me. =\

[–]Darkencypher 0 points1 point ago

It's okay. I got a hearty laugh out of it. That's all that matters in the grand scheme of things.

[–]bloodhorde -1 points0 points ago

i had to punch a hole in the wall to get my manliness back

[–]Darthferret -1 points0 points ago

Theres actually an edit of this where mewtwo is a jerk so when the lil guy says "it's not coming back." he says "Just like your mother."

[–]Rappguy -3 points-2 points ago

Please stop posting this...this has probably been on /r/pokemon 50 times...

[–]NYKevin 0 points1 point ago

Looks around... Does this look like /r/pokemon to you?

[–]Lysergic-25 -5 points-4 points ago

Keep this shit in /r/gaming which I unsubscribed from to avoid seeing the stupid fucking posts about children's games and nerd fan-fiction, makes my blood boil.