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[–]Bombadildo1 29 points30 points ago

The physics department is the best department of every school.

[–]S-Flo 8 points9 points ago

Well, if you don't count the Electrical Engineering department.

It's sort of like the physics department, but with robots.

[–]BusinessCasualty 2 points3 points ago

Both have cool labs.

[–]Downvote2AgreeWithMe 5 points6 points ago

unless you work in the physics department.

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 3 points4 points ago

Undoubtedly

[–]chiropter -2 points-1 points ago

Well, if you don't know any better, it is.

[–]gammadistribution -4 points-3 points ago

Except for the mathematics department, yeah I guess so.

[–]Bombadildo1 7 points8 points ago

Well that's not true at all.

[–]gammadistribution 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games.

[–]Unconfidence 6 points7 points ago

At 845 upvotes so far. 11 Comments.

Yep, definitely scientists here.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 7 points8 points ago

This is good news!

[–]JAV0K 5 points6 points ago

Everybody.

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 1 point2 points ago

*everyone

[–]tangerineismine 3 points4 points ago

JMU by any chance? They had the same thing on the door to the astronomy lab.

[–]ClockworkYellow 2 points3 points ago

It is.

(DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKES)

[–]voxarmae -2 points-1 points ago

As a recent GMU alumnus, DIAF

[–]ClockworkYellow 1 point2 points ago

Wait, GMU dislikes JMU? Since when?!

I've been too busy hating Tech and UVA to notice (or care).

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hey, lab partner. See you in less than 2 hours!

[–]voxarmae 0 points1 point ago

GMU/JMU games were the only ones I ever went to. Apparently there's some kind of mock rivalry there. I was just messing with you anyway.

[–]RowdyPants 2 points3 points ago

tomorrow you should go back with a crayon and give the professor a finglonger

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 5 points6 points ago

"Mistakes are the portals of discovery"

[–]tomoom165 16 points17 points ago

in bed

[–]EXAX 3 points4 points ago

hiyooooooooo

[–]ErasableInk 2 points3 points ago

impossible to not read that in the professor's voice.

[–]ALKINDA 1 point2 points ago

why is his hand black

[–]FOR_SClENCE 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I should have had something witty prepared.

[–]oiler514 0 points1 point ago

Canadians dont have AT&T. Were sorry

[–]Higgsknowledge 1 point2 points ago

Great to see humor in the physics department, its usually the science depts that are the more laid back and more crazy, humanities are not so much i found. But the people are just as nice

[–]derblub 0 points1 point ago

Would be funnier if it was on the toilets door.

[–]Morgii 0 points1 point ago

can't we agree that all physical sciences are awesome?

[–]Strideo 1 point2 points ago

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

I never realized how much the professor and Mr. Burns looked alike.

[–]raw031979b 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the fortune cookie above it.

[–]Saleos 1 point2 points ago

Have a friend who's a police officer and a big Futurama fan. This line drove him to shout "I'm policing as fast as I can" to a woman that was trying to get his attention when he was busy dealing with somebody.

[–]veresp 0 points1 point ago

Is this PSU/Davey Lab? :-)

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

Twice in the front page today?

EDIT: I get 1, he gets 11!!

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 11 points12 points ago

Both me. What can I say? I'm a whore. At least I don't deny it...

[–]Jowgenz 0 points1 point ago

OP gets multiple upvotes for the post. Then, OP gets mutiple downvotes for commenting. If I ever post a link, I'll remind myself to keep my comments to myself.

[–]mudkipikachu[S] 0 points1 point ago

My comment score has improved

[–]i_heart_wx_02 -1 points0 points ago

I've needed this picture for the past 10 years! Do you happen to know who has made this and if they are willing to email to me?

[–]friendlyfunfunman -2 points-1 points ago

faith in humanity restored

[–]armymanster -3 points-2 points ago

Hehe...comment...hehehe...