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[–]jandalofdoom 240 points241 points ago

[–]jandalofdoom 229 points230 points ago

Actually - now I've fixed it for him

Clearcut Image

[–]Kdkdbwsodkdbqk 91 points92 points ago

Thought I was in /r/photoshopbattles, had to double check

[–]kinboyatuwo 51 points52 points ago

And my free time hates you.

[–]Anshin 9 points10 points ago

I thought we were on 4chan, but was surprised at the lack of peni

[–]felix_dro 7 points8 points ago

penis is the same singular and plural, like buffalo. ex: "look at all those penis."

[–]NH4NO3 12 points13 points ago

I suppose you can make penis a collective noun in the same vein as "moose" or "pokemon", but it does sound weird.

"Penises" sees widespread usage in the English language. If you want to trace it back to latin, than penis is a third declension noun, and third declension nouns end in "es" (in many words with exceptions) in the nominative plural, so a better pluralization would be "penes".

[–]felix_dro 3 points4 points ago

Lets just hope that we don't have to use the plural too much

[–]NH4NO3 3 points4 points ago

Sed penes amo...quod nunc dicerabo?

[–]tossit22 5 points6 points ago

Domo origato, Mr. Robato?

[–]chubowu 1 point2 points ago

It's going to be awkward to have that saved in my Photoshop photos

[–]ThisIsHerp 1 point2 points ago

No no no The flame is supposed to be on his head.

[–]kaf1880 2 points3 points ago

All he needs for a light is his hair.

[–]Confucius_says 31 points32 points ago

what he really needs is a shirt

[–]jandalofdoom 222 points223 points ago

[–]R3ap3r973 35 points36 points ago

Welp

[–]supermoose 25 points26 points ago

I love the subtle shades of testicles.

[–]libertariantexan 9 points10 points ago

Redditing in bed... just almost choked to death with laughter. That would've been an embarrassing way for my corpse to be found.

[–]magneteye 17 points18 points ago

What a dickhead.

[–]noobernaught 10 points11 points ago

i would legit buy that shirt.

[–]Billz2me 20 points21 points ago

stupid shit like this makes me wish i knew how to photoshop

[–]chewp911 8 points9 points ago

So learn.

[–]willardfillmore 8 points9 points ago

It took me waaaaaaaaay too long to figure out the difference between the original and yours. I should go to bed soon.

[–]desktop_ninja 8 points9 points ago

Me too, for those wondering, the camera was photo shopped out.

[–]TheFoxDonut42 56 points57 points ago

This reminds me of that guy who had a picture of his hands, and when asked how he took the picture he came back with a picture of him taking a picture of his hands. This went on for like 4 more pictures. I can't find it, can anyone who knows what i'm talking about help me out?

[–]randomdude21 51 points52 points ago

Album for the lazy http://imgur.com/a/AN7YW

[–]Krizly 4 points5 points ago

Found what I was looking for.

[–]upboat_ 406 points407 points ago

THIS guy!

[–]fuckingcaptcha 183 points184 points ago

Every time I see that gif...so many questions.

[–]Hazy_V 76 points77 points ago

Gotta keep cool somehow...

[–]Toovya 16 points17 points ago

Be kid...see all the cool older people with warrior face paint...no idea where to get...eating ice cream...oh! I get it...rubs ice cream on face...

[–]Jungle_Boy 22 points23 points ago

I saw this live, it was in a soccer match between Brazil x Italy. That take showing the crowd, when suddenly, ICE CREAM ON MY FACE MUTHERFUCKER!

The video: http://youtu.be/w2lUaHHWkxc

[–]Shift-Slasher 26 points27 points ago

Sunburn on his delicate ginger skin.

[–]martyidk 4 points5 points ago

and then he exploded

[–]Stack_jungles 67 points68 points ago

Probably autistic

edit: honestly not joking

[–]FridayNightSargin 55 points56 points ago

I used to do that as a kid and I'm not autistic. Weird people out immensely.

[–]synapsesynopsis 109 points110 points ago

hey man. . . I hate to tell you but you may be autistic.

[–]josh619 6 points7 points ago

Calling someone autistic is my new favorite insult... Unless they are

[–]heterosapian 15 points16 points ago

"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded." - Michael Scott

[–]lemonpjb 32 points33 points ago

Let's trust this Internet diagnosis based on a short .gif. We'll notify the parents that the child is officially "probably autistic".

[–]thats_a_risky_click 6 points7 points ago

that kid should do an ama, but it would get deleted for him being "internet famous" anyways, so fuck it.

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

Male gingers. They're not real people and their ways are not meant to be understood by us.

[–]GingerJesus89 7 points8 points ago

You take that back!

[–]digitalscale 3 points4 points ago

You must die to save their souls GingerJesus.

[–]GingerJesus89 8 points9 points ago

Souls?

[–]dromadika 3 points4 points ago

amen.

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 10 points11 points ago

His facial expression at the end of that gif, gets me every time.

[–]goeraz 4 points5 points ago

the :"Yeah! I just did exactly what you think I did, watcha gonna do about it"

[–]Slothemo 15 points16 points ago

ama request

[–]JUST_LOGGED_IN 3 points4 points ago

Won't happen. The kid is internet famous.

[–]EightyAteWinds 14 points15 points ago

That boy ain't right.

[–]Fishstixxx16 24 points25 points ago

Ice cream swag

[–]Fuglypump 26 points27 points ago

swag cream all over my face

[–]Sarcasticusername 7 points8 points ago

"Swag everywhere, everything." - Based God

[–]The_Alex_ 2 points3 points ago

This GIF has got to be my favorite ever. Oh my god.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 5 points6 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]mermaidluvr124 5 points6 points ago

is that honey boo boo?

[–]zemonstaaa 2 points3 points ago

I fully and completely thought that was honey boo boo child.

[–]jandalofdoom 2 points3 points ago

Not all gingers look the same!

Racism

[–]OgGorrilaKing 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo on that.

[–]wordofgreen 58 points59 points ago

I think this would make a perfect profile picture for his online dating profile.

[–]TheCocksmith 18 points19 points ago

With so much swag, does he need to stoop to online dating?

[–]JestersTrek 4 points5 points ago

He'd be on fire.

[–]RapersGonnaRape 27 points28 points ago

Was the toplessness really necessary?

[–]schniggens 68 points69 points ago

Yes. He burned three shirts trying to do this.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 48 points49 points ago

"I'd rather sacrifice my nipples than another Ralph Lauren."

[–]Lj27 4 points5 points ago

"I spent a pretty penny on my last one at Zellers"

[–]upandrunning 2 points3 points ago

I was going to ask what happened to his shirt. There you have it.

[–]fartlo_junior 5 points6 points ago

Maybe he thought no shirt would be safer?

[–]Nitroboy27 154 points155 points ago

Picture is fake. Everyone knows you can't see a gingers reflection on a mirror.

[–]phishroom 32 points33 points ago

Ooooh, BURN!

[–]Lj27 11 points12 points ago

Something something put water on it

[–]boudreaux234 3 points4 points ago

Just like all of his hair.

[–]Ocrasorm 5 points6 points ago

As a ginger I can confirm this. We also create our own vitamin D, have more hair on our head per square inch than non gingers and our sperm is not in demand... Bastards... hope all your kids get rickets!

[–]relotrl 13 points14 points ago

Self timer.

[–]Roboticide 7 points8 points ago

Exactly. If he was actually trying to hit the shutter button with his chin, he'd probably have ended up taking this in Fireworks mode or something.

[–]hobbes96 47 points48 points ago

What a flamer.

[–]yeathl 4 points5 points ago

This is the sort of thing people ignore, just before a neighbor is quoted on the news saying, "he was mostly just quiet and kept to himself."

[–]Evilkillerofevil 22 points23 points ago

He originally had brown hair, but traded his soul for photo taking skills.

[–]Evantron 4 points5 points ago

This is the only mirror picture I'll ever approve of.

[–]whatlauradid 2 points3 points ago

Well that doesn't look like an accident waiting to happen at all...

[–]Sovietwiggler 4 points5 points ago

He wouldn't have to go very far for a burn reliever.

[–]WhatsFonzieLike 7 points8 points ago

I heard that if you do this three times and say the magic words you can see your own soul. Poor ginger is wasting his time.

[–]nick-greco 6 points7 points ago

This is why gingers can't have nice things

[–]CCECJHEMC 1 point2 points ago

Only a ginger can achieve such greatness.

[–]Trollshot 4 points5 points ago

Of course a red head would be a pyromaniac

[–]Bystronicman08 1 point2 points ago

I'm a ginger and i was quite fond of lighting things on fire when i was little.

[–]AbdulAhBlongatta 2 points3 points ago

as was this ginger, now a fireman... dont worry its cool

[–]Bystronicman08 2 points3 points ago

Quick fellow gingers,back to the cave.We're being found out!

[–]xComodo 1 point2 points ago

Until it blows up in his face.

[–]thebeastfromCanada 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God, his poor right nipple!

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

ohhh to be a young boy and to discover fire and all the things that make it. good times, good times.

[–]AlienJunkie 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does it look like there might be an eye in the top right corner? Look really closely

[–]sat_am 0 points1 point ago

This would have been me if I was younger. Fire, camera, boredom. Yep.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if he's got some sweet wrist tattoos to photograph too.

[–]stopthemadne55 0 points1 point ago

Future huffer....right there.

[–]Just_Look_Around_You 0 points1 point ago

WHY IS HE DOING THAT LIKE THAT.

[–]mattbluesman 1 point2 points ago

Is...is that my little cousin?

[–]linclinc99 1 point2 points ago

Wait, why doesn't he have a shirt?

[–]therealatri 1 point2 points ago

buhn it down. down to da gwound.

[–]Chad_Ferrell 0 points1 point ago

He looks like David Wallace's son from The Office.

[–]Riov 0 points1 point ago

They said it Couldn't be done

[–]CplCannonFodder 0 points1 point ago

i was looking in the slightly open door for a face... would have been a nice twist

[–]chandler760 0 points1 point ago

Talk about your multi-tasking skills.

[–]boxmunch48 0 points1 point ago

I didn't think they had reflections

[–]madmanwithabox94 0 points1 point ago

Such an awkward picture

[–]VStheUNIVERSE 0 points1 point ago

He's still an attention hore.

[–]Danleyson 0 points1 point ago

People like that make Reddit a sad place for me.

[–]oyesannetellme 0 points1 point ago

...and then the house burned down.

[–]suckthisdeth 0 points1 point ago

is that the kid from "this is England"?

[–]Aaronmcom -1 points0 points ago

The face of an xbox live kid that screams in the microphone.

[–]Tree934 0 points1 point ago

Lacking abs? Add FIRE!

[–]notafuckingcatholic 0 points1 point ago

Don't use all the solarcaine! You'll need it for your sunburns!

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

This is not skill in photography; this is evolution in action.

[–]Ace_Machine 0 points1 point ago

I like how he had to do it shirtless.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

Came for link to the reddit thread where the guy takes photos of how he took previous photos of himself (like 6 cameras used in all). Was seriously disappointed.

[–]Whoneedstherealworld 0 points1 point ago

Louis Szekely as a 14 year old.

[–]aliii13 0 points1 point ago

self timer

[–]the_snooze 0 points1 point ago

And here I was thinking this would be a revival of this classic thread.

[–]s_grundy 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that this song popped into my head the second I viewed this photograph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

[–]WendyLRogers3 -1 points0 points ago

Fuzzy Wuzzy was quite bare. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a ginger.

Fuzzy Wuzzy should have known not to play with fire, shouldn't he?

[–]mayfield7 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is he trying to do? Burn off his future chest fair?

[–]yicin 1 point2 points ago

Why do teenage boys absolutely HAVE to take profile pics with their shirts off?

[–]Namika 0 points1 point ago

That is pretty sweet, such a calm look in his eyes to, like he's not even impressed by his ability to take pictures with his shoulder.

[–]Aussieboof13 -1 points0 points ago

what a surprise, a red head that wants to bring the world down

[–]omnichronos -1 points0 points ago

And he had flame colored hair...

[–]darkangelazuarl 0 points1 point ago

Also last known photo.

[–]educatedconsumer -1 points0 points ago

He could've just used his hair to start the fire.

[–]Pykoh 0 points1 point ago

I'm really confused right now.

[–]spermbasket 0 points1 point ago

that can of stuff, i used to have one, great for cuts and such.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

When a guy tells the unfortunate story of his upbringing in the slums of Hawaii by a rich white mom, I'm like, 'well, shit, nigga, why don't you do somthing with it?' When I tell about the lucky generation of skrimpin and saving on 90k a year combined in VA without a union. Well, then I'm the hermaphrodite.

[–]HerpieMcDerpie 0 points1 point ago

At least he isn't making a duckface.

[–]MrRubberDcky 0 points1 point ago

Living life on the edge I see

[–]shartacos 0 points1 point ago

At least when he sustains severe burns, he'll already have a nice, great (empty) can of solarcaine in his hand.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

His momma should've used that coathanger.

What?!

[–]Xenocide12 0 points1 point ago

How does he have a reflection?

[–]throwAwayMama123 -1 points0 points ago

God fucking dammit! This picture is in response to a picture from a week ago showing a black guy doing the same thing, then pretending to be asleep when he's parents come home (somebody please dig up this pic). That guy's pic for 'funny-lulz', but this kid is doing it for real. God only knows how many more stupid impressionable kids tried this shit at home because of that pic.

This is just more evidence that there are nigger factions trying to destabilize this country from within by leveraging social media. People, start paying attention to this shit!

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

Survival skills: not so much

[–]xerim 0 points1 point ago

Don't gaze into his eyes..

[–]Bibliolicious 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the long lost Weasley kid is up to no good.

[–]dpsogood 0 points1 point ago

We got a bad ass over here!

[–]Morningxafter 0 points1 point ago

Actually if he really had skills he'd recognize that that camera has a manual setting allowing you to adjust the shutter speed for a longer exposure, which would make the flame a lot more visible.

[–]BolivarTheLiberator -1 points0 points ago

Why is there a reflection?

[–]Praj101 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone ever had a can blow up while making a flame thrower?

[–]lp_me 0 points1 point ago

The best part, there is a bottle of Glass Cleaner in the bottom of the photo. But, the lower part of the mirror is still filthy.

[–]Ohyou_stop 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing I have seen in my entire life.

[–]LadyCailin -1 points0 points ago

God, redheads are ugly.

[–]powd3rusmc -1 points0 points ago

Gingers are prone to arson.

[–]Nixdaboss 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did he need the mirror?

[–]dctrgrlfrnd 0 points1 point ago

Quit wasting that solarcaine. As a ginger, you'll need it.

[–]ursacrucible 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD.

I totally have that camera.

[–]ProfessorCramrod 1 point2 points ago

I'll take a picture of myself making fire. Bitches love fire.

[–]Smackithdown 0 points1 point ago

You should be burning you witch.

[–]Knapier89 0 points1 point ago

The ladies will love him... on his date tonight.

[–]xShinobi 0 points1 point ago

I think I see a new meme...

[–]paralacausa 0 points1 point ago

Shopped. Gingers have no reflection.

[–]hardrider2k4 0 points1 point ago

my sides! ... seriously new fav internet pic .. and i dont even know why

[–]wudaddy 0 points1 point ago

wtf?

[–]Jazzy123Love5 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]Organs 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]PrototypeKH 0 points1 point ago

Dat no-soul.

[–]gprime312 0 points1 point ago

He certainly isn't helping the whole "Gingers have no soul" thing with that kind of expression.

[–]psytrancedsquid 0 points1 point ago

nek minit

[–]socalbeast 0 points1 point ago

white people....

[–]orageski 0 points1 point ago

Film burn, your doing it right

[–]Walker131 0 points1 point ago

Why'd he light his hair on fire?

[–]thejohnphan 0 points1 point ago

Conor Maynard? Jeremy renner?

[–]ElectroSparkz 0 points1 point ago

That haircut is going to haunt my dreams.

[–]steve3beatz 1 point2 points ago

oh shit his hair's on fire!

[–]TheGoalie01 0 points1 point ago

He has a soul!!!!!! You can see his reflection!!! You my friend are one lucky ginger.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

Future arsons of America. Please tell me this isn't OP.

[–]Blobbybluebland 1 point2 points ago

[–]throwAwayMama123 0 points1 point ago

You can tell by his eyes that this dumb kid does drugs.

[–]dinglicious 0 points1 point ago

I can feel it peering into my soul...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

But can he spray the aerosol, hold the lighter, chin the camera, AND flex?

[–]italianpriest 0 points1 point ago

It would be a fucking ginger.

[–]Rodrigoke 0 points1 point ago

He used the timer... :/

[–]Sitrik 1 point2 points ago

What is this? When I was younger we didn't pussy around with a foot long lighter like a bitch, we held a regular old bic right to the fucking nozzle. Bonus points were had for sustaining a flame without need for a lighter

[–]Adium_Rhodan 0 points1 point ago

If the can blew up right when he took the picture, he could have first posted in /r/perfecttiming and the aftermath in /r/gore! Think of all the potential karma!

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

Pimpin' ain't easy.

[–]ABentSp00n 0 points1 point ago

You have dead eyes.

[–]whoopassBrian 0 points1 point ago

HAIR OF FIRE!

[–]Somekindafckedup 0 points1 point ago

How to burn your parents house down. Get put in foster care. Then become a serial killer.

[–]MyLiLHelper 0 points1 point ago

THIS is the paradox of "To have or not to have...children."

[–]5h1tface 0 points1 point ago

He reminds me of the film Somers Town.

[–]Xury46 0 points1 point ago

That's weird, I just saw this pic on a YLYL thread on 4chan.

[–]Hotrootsoup 0 points1 point ago

How does that hair work? Is the picture quality blurring it? It looks like a buzz cut but there are still strands of hair.

[–]FyonFyon 0 points1 point ago

I don't even...

[–]Ushankaclock -1 points0 points ago

twisted firestarter

[–]Irlyh8usernames 0 points1 point ago

Better play it safe and use the long lighter, don't want to hurt myself while I attempt to burn the house down.

[–]superbradman 0 points1 point ago

Ginger neckfinger

[–]Ollieboots 0 points1 point ago

TIL gingers have reflections!

[–]lowertechnology 0 points1 point ago

The HOW I can see.

The WHY...

[–]jzzanthapuss 0 points1 point ago

looks like he's trying to burn away the ginger. sorry, kid. even fire won't kill it.

[–]peatoire 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets everywhere http://imgur.com/q97JE

[–]civilservant2011 0 points1 point ago

All gingers attempt to rid themselves of the horrible devil hair. This is the most painfull method I might add.

[–]tedparkes 0 points1 point ago

[–]moanymorris 0 points1 point ago

[–]iwashere33 0 points1 point ago

PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT.