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[–]TrollJoel 42 points43 points ago

hump, refers to a hump, or a hill. Push long train up hill very slowly. One man uncouples car, man in tower pushes buttons to throw switches. Sort trains in record time compared to using an engine. Fully loaded cars smashing into unloaded cars.... well. yeah.

[–]Owan 18 points19 points ago

I'm sure you know this, but just to make it clear, hump yards are still in common use. There are retarders that slow them down so the impact isn't as severe as you're implying. Obviously, this sort method is used pretty much exclusively for freight cars which are designed for it. Looks like this is some kind of passenger or maintenance of way car that isn't designed for sorting in a hump yard, hence the note.

[–]ElGringoMojado[S] 13 points14 points ago

It was an old dining car...glass dishes and wine goblets...yeah.

[–]Fuems 12 points13 points ago

Even knowing the train yard definition of "humping", I still chuckle every time I see this message...

[–]blastfemur 0 points1 point ago

Have I got a trucking company for you!

[–]greyfoxv1 0 points1 point ago

As someone who grew up in a train station we all do.

[–]thadjohnson 2 points3 points ago

Or cars containing hazardous chemicals or fragile equipment.

[–]TheAlfiandOmega 10 points11 points ago

Giving a whole new meaning to abandoned porn, eh? ;)

[–]lord_nougat 9 points10 points ago

So, tell the truth, you went and humped it right after taking this picture didn't you?

[–]ElGringoMojado[S] 8 points9 points ago

Ummm...no. I resisted. 0/10 would not...oh, forget it. ;-)

[–]Bitter_Idealist 6 points7 points ago

When what happened?

[–]myinnervoice 5 points6 points ago

When lack of original title happened.

[–]zismasterflex 4 points5 points ago

I was also told to not hump by a train car. However it didn't say 'Under no circumstances'.

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[–]dakboy 4 points5 points ago

[–]grimebox 3 points4 points ago

Can we not make adding [OC] a thing

[–]z0mbiefetish 1 point2 points ago

I hope you humped it

[–]uhmerikin 0 points1 point ago

I will try, no guarantees though...

[–]sparrowlooksup -1 points0 points ago

Fuck the police.

[–]kharazuloth 0 points1 point ago

Is there more?

[–]Yaamboo 0 points1 point ago

In Finland the same text would be "Ei saa heittää" (literally translated "do not throw"). Most people don't understand it.

[–]moontraveler 0 points1 point ago

DAE read as "do not climb"?

[–]JimHarbis 0 points1 point ago

I found a train like this and got a video of me humping it

[–]duel007 0 points1 point ago

So can we see the rest of the trainyard pics?

[–]whenifeellikeit -1 points0 points ago

Yep. Because explosions might happen. Heh.

But f'realz, it means something legitimate in trainspeak.

[–]garethashenden -2 points-1 points ago

Oh Ha Ha

[–]ElGringoMojado[S] 0 points1 point ago

Junior high humor is the best. ;-)

[–]lizzykins97 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you happen to be at a wedding? :P

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

Like that'd stop even a mildly determined mechaphile.

[–]slowwwpoke -3 points-2 points ago

Don't tell me what to do!