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[–]EveryWind 252 points253 points ago

"Knock Knock"

"WHERE IS HE?"

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 75 points76 points ago

WHERE'S BANE?? WHERE'S THE TRIGGER??

[–]ThoughtlessBanter 25 points26 points ago

Where are the other drugs going? WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING!?

[–]The_Elephant_Man 5 points6 points ago

Malkovich?

[–]gysgthartman003 4 points5 points ago

I'm better, I'm stronger, I'M BATMAN!

[–]Bubbadog12 0 points1 point ago

WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING AGH AGH AGH

[–]jesp3r 3 points4 points ago

'ELLO GOVERNOR!

[–]Battletooth 28 points29 points ago

Where's my parents?!

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 19 points20 points ago

too soon.

[–]2GateProxyCannonRush 19 points20 points ago

dude give up

[–]CoryInTheHouse 14 points15 points ago

[–]2GateProxyCannonRush 4 points5 points ago

made me lol, I take back my last comment. you bring joy to this bleak world, sir.

[–]bjanos 1 point2 points ago

I am Gotham's reckoning

[–]FancyBread42 0 points1 point ago

WHERE'S RACHEL?!?!

[–]ReadsYourComments 8 points9 points ago

[–]Tactful 8 points9 points ago

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many times I save this city in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop fighting crime? A bomb big enough that it could be listed on the GOTHAM EXCHANGE blows up a boat. It destroys it! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Joker. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

"Who's there?"

[–]Msj2705 5 points6 points ago

Some dick in a bat costume.

[–]iLovenakedLadies 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious to see next season and what Hank decides to do about Walt.

[–]FordDent42 0 points1 point ago

CORRECTION: still the same season, they're just taking a mid-season break.

[–]MrNicholasCage 0 points1 point ago

Heisenberg?

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 3 points4 points ago

He's starting a new trend in knock knock jokes and it's hot hot HOT

[–]Im_Not_A_Rapper 0 points1 point ago

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

[–]TheRedComet 1 point2 points ago

<Rave>

[–]SkatBoodig 0 points1 point ago

Greatest detective in the world, right here.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 35 points36 points ago

Batman is about as good at comedy as Liam Neeson

[–]TheCocksmith 31 points32 points ago

Can't click on it right now, but is this the "full blown aids" sketch?

[–]creppe 15 points16 points ago

It is indeed.

[–]thepto 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for improving my life so thoroughly by showing me that this existed.

[–]tgr84 2 points3 points ago

I don't know what you mean, that clip was hilarious

[–]Serial_Masturbator 0 points1 point ago

Batman is also known for his subtlety and clever wordplay.

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[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

I have to ask - is SkatBoodig being serious here? Because if he's joking, that's fucking gold.

[–]sheerheartattack -1 points0 points ago

Even if he's joking, it's still stupid as all fuck.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

cool story, bro

[–]deja-vu-comment 49 points50 points ago

Can also be found at the following:

title comnts points age /r/
Troll Batman 30coms 667pts 6mos funny
Knock knock.... 0coms 47pts 16dys funny
No wonder why The Joker and Batman never got along... 2coms 10pts 1yr reddit.com
Every time, omegle. Every time. 2coms 16pts 6mos funny
BAH-DUM-TISS 0coms 1pt 14dys funny
Don't worry... he will come 9coms 187pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]Dont_Think_So 34 points35 points ago

The best part about this post, is that this is not a bot that posts lists of reposts, it's a bot that goes to old reposts, selects one of the top comments, then posts that (hence de-ja-vu-comments). This time it just happened to select a post by another bot (karmadecay), in a different repost of this post, listing other reposts.

[–]BreakerGandalf 5 points6 points ago

Soon they will become self-aware.

[–]Simy18 4 points5 points ago

I dont care

[–]Elekktroshokk -5 points-4 points ago

NOBODY cares if it's a repost! I don't care, you don't care, even if you think you do, you don't!

[–]ninjames 10 points11 points ago

I don't get it...

[–]Coldara 17 points18 points ago

batman is so badass, he doesn't aks who it is.

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[–]relatedartists 4 points5 points ago

Who's on first.

Edit: The comment above was deleted, this is what it was as far as I recall.

ninjames: Yea but I don't get who's saying what

[–]Battletooth -4 points-3 points ago

The doctor?

[–]feedthefantasy 5 points6 points ago

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

[–]DmagnusV 0 points1 point ago

lol made me chuckle.

[–]Duraace 2 points3 points ago

Knock knock. Repost.

[–]SSgtMunoz 2 points3 points ago

[–]roneman815 2 points3 points ago

Batman is the one who knocks.

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 3 points4 points ago

His parents are dead.

[–]One_More_Comment 8 points9 points ago

He shouldn't be allowing strangers in the house.

[–]apppul 0 points1 point ago

fucking old mate.

[–]VerusAnimus -1 points0 points ago

hahaha

[–]azndragon20 0 points1 point ago

are you serious? this joke tormented me when i was a child. LOL my moms ex did this to me every time i tried to tell a knock knock joke. if i had known this joke would get this many upvotes. i would have made this myself! :'(

[–]MrXBob 1 point2 points ago

Why does this scene always look like somebody screencapped it from a bad cam recording in a theatre?

Get the damn Bluray if you're going to attempt a comic.

[–]seahorseolympics 0 points1 point ago

no one's updated the template for this meme since dark knight first came out four years ago.

[–]Enoslives 0 points1 point ago

We meet again repost...

[–]Exigeuse -1 points0 points ago

Because Batman doesn't care "who's there".

[–]PyroslasherX 0 points1 point ago

Congrats, I actually LOLed, which is something that doesn't usually happen. Have an up vote.

[–]Jsizzles93 0 points1 point ago

he also doesn't like reposts

[–]MaxSkittlebrauPower 0 points1 point ago

Or you take this, my gf made it half a year or so ago: http://imgur.com/ofq3Q

[–]eclipse98 0 points1 point ago

how does this have 1300 karma? It's so old

[–]i_slept_with_batman 0 points1 point ago

Batman does fuck around.

[–]americanslang59 -5 points-4 points ago

Okay wait, I actually have a good knock knock joke. Somebody else start by asking me, "Knock knock."

[–]fappin_boy94 4 points5 points ago

Knock knock

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 10 points11 points ago

Come in.

[–]americanslang59 -3 points-2 points ago

who's there?

[–]Msj2705 5 points6 points ago

JUSTICE

[–]Battletooth 0 points1 point ago

Battletooth

Edit: 4 hours later. I've been sitting here staring at this screen since I posted this. Still no response. I don't think I understand this joke.

[–]i2ealistix 0 points1 point ago

He just reversed the joke, asking you to say "knock knock."

[–]cheddarhead4 1 point2 points ago

who's there?

[–]musicnote -2 points-1 points ago

My 9 year old niece did this to me the other day...not cool!

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

4 months since this was posted last. Congrats on not being a repost (or at least not the bad kind)! It's sort of like a parole funny images go through...

[–]KjoeLjan -4 points-3 points ago

I LOL'ed way too long at this.

[–]jordanminjie 1 point2 points ago

THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME.