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Looks Like Balls For Me... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Voldepreuss 49 points50 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/3JsmA.jpg

[–]skullbeats 7 points8 points ago

you sick fuck....

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/face.gif

[–]andrws 21 points22 points ago

I'd throw a homeless man through that web.

[–]Nanobot 21 points22 points ago

Step 1: Cover yourself with a large sheet or blanket.

Step 2: Walk though the web and exit out the other side.

Step 3: Throw off the sheet.

Step 4: Run a few yards and shake around like an idiot.

Step 5: Take a flamethrower to the sheet.

Step 6: Go take a long, thorough shower.

There are measures you can take to mitigate the trauma of the spider walk, but there is nothing I'd be able to do to cleanse my mouth of the bum balls.

[–]Venderpa 7 points8 points ago

Don't forget to plug your ears...

[–]lordwafflesbane 2 points3 points ago

if you have a flamethrower, why not just torch the web, so you don't have to walk through it?

[–]MarleyPants -1 points0 points ago

why not just use said flamethrower to TORCH THEM ALL!!!!

[–]brosiusra 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Perfect Question. 4coms -6pts 1mo funny
Decisions, decisions. 827coms 1020pts 1mo WTF
Balls...balls all the way... 1com -7pts 1mo funny
Whole lotta NOPE! 2coms -3pts 1mo WTF
Which one? 8coms -7pts 14dys WTF
This came across my FB... Whole lot of NOPE and NOPE 10coms -4pts 1mo WTF
Lick a homeless man's balls 8coms -2pts 1mo funny
Oh well, I dunno. Honestly, I don't know 0coms -2pts 1mo pics
What would you do? 3coms -3pts 29dys fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nope10! 46coms 85pts 7mos WTF
A whole lot of nope. 185coms 460pts 9mos WTF
does anyone have any spare fire?? 16coms 11pts 1yr pics
Hey guys, let's just cut in between these two c-ABLAFASDLKA 484coms 444pts 1yr WTF
Reddit, honey, I left my purse in the car. Would you mind grabbing it for me? 2coms 0pts 1dy pics
Lol, NOPE. 1com -1pt 1mo WTF
NOPE NOPE NOPE 3coms -4pts 1mo pics
A giant web of nope! 3coms 5pts 1mo pics
NOPE. Not in a million years. 35coms 95pts 2mos WTF
#1 image when googling "[****] everything about this" 123coms 696pts 6mos WTF
NOPE NOPE NOPE 9coms 11pts 8mos pics
How much money would it take you to walk through this? 152coms 89pts 1yr pics
This picture wants to make me die inside. Enjoy. 6coms 12pts 1yr pics
[****] everything about this 15coms 13pts 1yr pics
[****] EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS 276coms 359pts 1yr pics
Could you imagine falling into this? 21coms 28pts 1yr pics
O'cmon you guys, it's just a spider 8coms 7pts 1mo pics

source: karmadecay

[–]samageddon 1 point2 points ago

Woah. I made this original picture, no lies. Stoked.

EDIT: I mean the one with text over it. I didn't take the original photograph.

[–]NoctisIgnem 8 points9 points ago

Could someone post the photoshopped image of this with the bum in it from the original post, that would make my day.

 

 

tl;dr Repost.

[–]pikachu_chu 3 points4 points ago

For science.

[–]callmeRichard 11 points12 points ago

What kind of spiders? Can I run? Can I choose what I am wearing (a flame suit?).

I think I would be crushing some spiders.

[–]Masuchievo 4 points5 points ago

I will even use those balls like a Jawbreaker.

[–]EmmaBailey 3 points4 points ago

A few seconds of the icky dance after running through spiders? Or a lifetime of herpes and shame? Hmm.

[–]GeoSzef 1 point2 points ago

The icky dance? You're awesome.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I'd even lick the butthole.

[–]punkrockchick 1 point2 points ago

Username says it all.

[–]justforrazors 6 points7 points ago

I will enjoy every moment of those schmeggy balls in order to avoid spider alley.

[–]tevert 8 points9 points ago

I'm gonna go with spiders..... for the 4th fucking time. Please take 2 seconds to check karmadecay before reposting.

[–]norealpurposehere2 2 points3 points ago

Reposts are not relevant in a subreddit this fucking big. Get over it. not everyone has seen everything and there's about 2 million subscribers.

[–]tevert -4 points-3 points ago

What does the size have to do with it? The reason I come to reddit is because it's (usually) something new every time. If I want repetition for the sake of the 10 people that didn't see it the first 3 times, I'll go back to Facebook.

[–]malaroo 0 points1 point ago

So basically what you're saying is that because YOU'VE seen it, it should never be posted again and people who haven't seen it are basically shit outta luck?

Cause I mean... I'm sure that really kills you inside, having to click a picture only to find out you've seen it before. Suuuch a hassle to click back.

[–]tevert -1 points0 points ago

It's about the greater good. Sure, maybe each user misses some stuff every day, including myself. But in return, everybody gets fresh content, all the time.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

Ten people? There's a ton of new users every day. I'm sure of the two million users a vast majority haven't seen it.

I've been using Reddit for years and though I've seen this picture I haven't seen it with this caption.

[–]tevert -1 points0 points ago

I've been using Reddit for years and though I've seen this picture I haven't seen it with this caption.

I fail to follow this logic. It would imply that one could repost whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted; just as long as he happens to choose a title that hasn't been used before.

It's about the greater good. Sure, maybe each user misses some stuff each day; but in return, everybody gets fresh content.

[–]norealpurposehere2 3 points4 points ago

No, I meant the actual text in the picture, I hadn't seen before.

And "the greater good" ? Most people probably haven't seen this picture. That's why it gets upvoted. This is how the voting system works. If you enjoy it, you upvote it. Shocking, I know.

[–]KC5629 -1 points0 points ago

As someone fairly new to Reddit I appreciate a repost..if its a GOOD repost. If it sucks..kill it..but if its pretty decent keep it because it WILL be new to someone and it will make a persons day.

[–]adrilldelson 2 points3 points ago

What if I told you...I'm not scared of spiders?

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 1 point2 points ago

STOP ADDING FACTORS TO THE QUESTION

You're all like that fucking Either this or that website comment section.

You choose A, or you choose B.

That's it. Stop adding excuses and negotiating extra things for each test.

[–]Malarta95 0 points1 point ago

Walk through with a Superman suit ( o_O ).

[–]Scrotymcboogerballz 0 points1 point ago

Wait a sec, so what do I get for doing both?

[–]deamonsonfire 0 points1 point ago

I...cant even answer this question. Ugh.

[–]ParadiseSold 0 points1 point ago

Ball licking. No question.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

wheres the fixed version with the hobo behind the web?

[–]ktkat191 -1 points0 points ago

Hell to the no... Balls all the way.

[–]qhulk 0 points1 point ago

Wait! Before answering: what kind of bumwine does our bum drink? His beverage of choice will partially impact the taste of his sweat. Wild Rose might impart a tangy and fruity flavor whereas Thunderbird is gonna taste like iron filings. And if it's Cisco he drinks he might be sleeping off the legendary two-day hangover which means he won't know the difference between a kick or a lick to his shriveled contributions.

Can I just choose flamethrower?

[–]freakzilla149 0 points1 point ago

If the spiders aren't venomous than I don't see it being very intimidating. I could walk through that no problem.

[–]TomDaGlom 0 points1 point ago

NOPE http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/big-red-nope-button.gif But... If I had to chose 1? I'll walk throught it!... WITH A FUCKING HAZMAT SUIT!

[–]Wendys_frys 0 points1 point ago

Looks like some homeless guys gonna be happy.

[–]MAXIMUSTHEDEATHDOG 0 points1 point ago

I'd take on the spiders.

[–]ohai777 0 points1 point ago

I never really understood the either or questions like this...How did i get myself into this situation.....i would just keep thinking to myself..."i've made a huge mistake"

[–]TheSynthetic 0 points1 point ago

I've never felt more relieved than I do right knowing that I will never have to make that decision.

[–]drewbowski22 0 points1 point ago

I'd take the balls.

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point ago

can i use a flame thrower before going thru the web? or can i hire someone to suck the homeless mans balls for me? OR

[–]Hockeyplayer866 0 points1 point ago

Sure, I'll walk through a picture of spiders.

[–]Maxammonium23 0 points1 point ago

Damn it!

[–]FukUandUrRep0sts 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather die in a Fire.

[–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

I'll set myself on fire.

[–]thenonlurker 0 points1 point ago

It depends, am I fully clothed and what kind of spiders are they?

[–]AndTheSonsofDisaster 0 points1 point ago

After I equipped myself with an aerosol can and a lighter, I'd burn those mother fuckers and walked through safely.

[–]lolmaster7 0 points1 point ago

Y not both

[–]Gareth00144 1 point2 points ago

Atleadt ill still be alive with the balls

[–]HeatherMary1515 1 point2 points ago

I'd soo walk through there than lick a homeless mans nasty ass balls.

[–]iscorama 7 points8 points ago

It's a trap. You get caught in the web and a homeless man swoops down and puts his balls in your mouth. Also, spider bites.

[–]drempire -2 points-1 points ago

i do not understand peoples irrational fear of spiders, but i am from the uk

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 0 points1 point ago

You would still rather lick the balls of the homeless man.

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