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when someone has baby wipes instead of TP (imgur.com)

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[–]spekter299 16 points17 points ago

Having switched to baby wipes full time I heartily agree

[–]rastapasta808 5 points6 points ago

I've been meaning to do this. How the cost compared to tp?

[–]guns_of_navarone 15 points16 points ago

I never bothered to look into it. It's worth it. Make sure you get the charmin ones or whatever that say on the packaging that they break up in water. Regular baby wipes can potentially back up your plumbing.

Use the wipes to clean, then a small bit of TP to finish the whole thing off. Then feel secure in your knowledge that you are far more hygienic than the plebes surrounding you.

I do this in every thread I see about this topic, because people need to know. If I can convince one person to change over, my time spent has not been in vain. Just do it. Seriously, do it.

[–]ElvisDumbledore 8 points9 points ago

I'm with you that these are fantastic, but I do it the other way around. Regular TP for the bulk then the moist, flushable wipes to finish. Sparkling clean! Almost as good as a bidet. I use the Kroger brand now and they work just as well except that they do dry out quicker than the charmin/cottenelle wipes.

EDIT: Also, Costco here sells the Cottonelle wipes in a box that has a new dispenser (full) and 2 refills (pretty sure it's 2). The kit also includes maybe 1/2 dozen single wipe travel packs - good for visiting heathen friends who do not know the glory of the moist, flushable wipe!

[–]rastapasta808 8 points9 points ago

Going to the store now.

I'll update after a good poop.

UPDATE: TREAT. YO. SELF.

[–]p3dr0maz 3 points4 points ago

They said it couldn't be done. We started a ... wipes revolution.

Im with you on this one. Chick friend put me on to 'em.

[–]rastapasta808 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever had one of those events happen to you that completely enhances the quality of your life?.

That just happened to me thanks to YOU and THESE.

I walked out of the store with my head held high once I saw the "Adult-sized Wipes" on the package.

[–]spekter299 0 points1 point ago

Not too bad actually, I get an 80 pack of the store brand wipes for about $3.50 and it lasts 3-4 weeks depending on diet

[–]p3dr0maz 15 points16 points ago

My favorite argument for wipes is this:

If you got shit on yourself anywhere but your ass would you wipe it with a dry piece of tissue and call it a day? Cause that's fucking gross and that's what you're doing when you wipe your ass with just TP.

[–]Needswhippedcream 4 points5 points ago

At that note; I'm headin to the store.

[–]wadetype 0 points1 point ago

You blow your nose with baby wipes? I sure as fuck would use baby wipes if somebody else sneezed on me over a piece of tissue paper.

[–]TheRudeDude12 0 points1 point ago

You sir, are a genius.

[–]aedrin 1 point2 points ago

I think using a bidet (either built in, or a simple hand held version which can be had for less than $50 and lasts forever) is even more superior.

If you have dirty hands, do you only use wet wipes to clean it? Or do you head to the sink and turn on the water?

[–]shark_zuckerberg 6 points7 points ago

In my opinion you need both but it is oh so glorious. Like getting your car detailed on a spring afternoon.

[–]multiple_migs 7 points8 points ago

this is indeed a tight (and clean) butthole

[–]Hypponaut 2 points3 points ago

I too support this innovation

[–]raven12456 2 points3 points ago

Make sure they are flushable. The one's we get from Costco for the kids will clog your pipes like no tomorrow.

[–]swiftpants 1 point2 points ago

what is this gif from anyway?? cant find it on google.

[–]chucka82 3 points4 points ago

Here it is... Pretty funny ^ ^

[–]zakt[S] 3 points4 points ago

Thank you, this made my day

[–]swiftpants 1 point2 points ago

That was awesome!!!! Thanks for finding it!!!

[–]guns_of_navarone 0 points1 point ago

Looks to be some sort of Australian news or daytime talk program

[–]ZedFish 1 point2 points ago

Morning show, yeah.

[–]Protoman_Eats_Babies 1 point2 points ago

You never know how awesome they are until you've tried 'em.

Makes me wondered why I ever considered TP to make me clean.

[–]SirAdrian0000 1 point2 points ago

Have you considered getting a bidet? More environmentally friendly.

[–]onedavester -1 points0 points ago

Did you ever try one?

[–]Driesens -1 points0 points ago

"when someone posts this same damn .gif with a different title in hopes of karma".jpeg

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

really?

[–]MatildaDiablo 0 points1 point ago

but dont they leave your butt all wet and slippery?

[–]sicily390 0 points1 point ago

you could take a couple squares of tp to dry. though i dont and it doesnt really bother me.

[–]drabe1 0 points1 point ago

fuck tp. clean ass for me

[–]kforte318 1 point2 points ago

My roommate made fun of me when I bought wipes doing college shopping. Wasn't long before he inevitably admitted to using them. Can't top that feel.

[–]kawika219 0 points1 point ago

I puckered a bit

[–]shaboner 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea there were Karl Stefanovic gifs floating around. This totally made my day!

[–]CrystalElyse 0 points1 point ago

I have both! The wipes are especially nice for that special time of the month.

[–]thelittlewhitebird 0 points1 point ago

por que no los dos?

[–]Biggie39 1 point2 points ago

A combination of tp and baby wipes is ideal. Tp to dig the big chunks of shit out yo ass, and baby wipes to actually cleanse yo butt hole.

[–]littlehighlittlelow 0 points1 point ago

Sweet baby Jesus I thought I was alone in this. I often get teased that I use wipes, which leads to me spending ten minutes defending the awesomeness that is. I prefer Charmin though.

[–]zodar 0 points1 point ago

why not both?

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

I just shower after every shit, dont buy either

[–]zakt[S] 1 point2 points ago

I started my love for them in the military. All anyone ever had was baby wipes in the field. The bond I made with these supple moist sheets was strong, so strong we held together through Iraq, and now every time I wipe at home its like a little reminder that shit could be worse.

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