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[–]mishpat 89 points90 points ago

Don't listen to the nay-sayers. I haven't seen this before, which I assume applies to many other redditors, and I enjoyed it.

[–]calicojones 1 point2 points ago

..somebody say, ohhhh yeeeeahhh

[–]hbomberman -5 points-4 points ago

I'm sorry to be a nay-sayer but a quick check on karmadecay showed that this same comic was posted as recently as 12 hours and 16 hours ago in this same sub (not to mention the post a month ago, the ones from two months ago, or the one from three months ago). I'm sorry to say that while I found this funny, I had to change my upvote to a downvote.

To OP, you probably didn't see those other posts so it probably wasn't intentional but my downvote still applies. Next time, try using karmadecay to see if anyone else has posted it recently.

[–]Tw1tchy3y3 1 point2 points ago

Reddit would be a place devoid of entertainment if people did that. I can honestly say about 75% of the time I see someone post up karmadecay to show a repost I have never before seen the content.

12 hours ago, 16 hours ago, one month ago, two months ago, or even three months ago. Not a one of those matters because I'm just now seeing this for the first time.

Could you imagine if this was the standard for sharing music? What if there was a way to look at every song someone has heard before (ignoring the fact that both content and songs can be forgotten) to see if you have a song they haven't ever heard. You can't show them your song if you haven't checked their database. Would you really bother to dig through thousands, possibly millions of songs to see if you had something new for them? .. or would you just say fuck it and walk away? My bet is there would be a large number of bands people had never heard of from people not wanting to take the risk of showing them something they'd heard before.

It's actually kind of silly if you think about it that way.

[–]hbomberman -1 points0 points ago

It wouldn't be devoid of entertainment, at least not the way I use reddit. I love seeing new, interesting/entertaining pics, videos, and discussions on here. I understand that this post was new to you (and probably plenty of other people) but don't you find it a little bit crazy that it was posted three times in the same day on the same subreddit? It'd be one thing if the earlier post didn't do well and OP waited a day or something before reposting it.

Plus, it's in the reddiquette, the rules that we're supposed to follow here on Reddit. Rules are important. If you think the rule is bogus, try to change it (totally possible if others feel the same way). But until then, that's the rule that we follow here.

[–]Tw1tchy3y3 -1 points0 points ago

Is it still a rule if nobody follows it? Is it a rule worth having if every time something gets reposted at least one person in the post says it's their first time seeing it?

I don't post much, so it really matters very little to me. However, time and again I see "reposts" and there's always people who post to let everyone know it was a repost, which really only informs people who have never seen it before as everyone who knows it's a repost don't need telling. And time and again in the same "reposts" there are just as many people saying that it's their first time seeing it, or that they'd forgotten all about it.

The sidebar contains guidelines, not rules.

There are two rules to reddit. 1) Agree with it/like it, upvote it. 2) Disagree with it/don't like it, downvote it.

The masses will decide. The masses decided this was worth seeing, repost or not, so the guidelines actually mean very little.

[–]hbomberman -1 points0 points ago

I guess I have to repeat myself... If you disagree with a rule (or even a guideline), bring up a discussion of the rule and why it should/shouldn't be changed. It happens all the time on various subreddits.

Things like "Rehosted webcomics will be removed" are not just little suggestions.

The same "masses" that you say decide are the ones to decide our rules/guidelines and we're the ones who get to choose what subreddit we go to and what rules/guidelines it will have. If the masses change their minds to specifically say that rehosted webcomics and recent reposts are okay, then the community will reflect that.

I'd argue that there's a different rule besides the two you listed (and which kind of includes them): Reddit is a community; work with the community. This doesn't mean that you have to be part of a hivemind circlejerk but it suggests a reason behind what we do here. We share, we discuss, we help, and part of this includes voting for what we like and moderating our subreddits.

If someone is going to post something that they think is worthwhile, then they should also try to check that it hasn't been posted recently and (probably more importantly) that they are posting it properly. When you go to post to /r/funny, you can see the sidebar which says the rule about rehosted webcomics. If you're posting a comic, you might want to double check to see if you can find an original site.

[–]Tw1tchy3y3 -1 points0 points ago

Repeat yourself all you want. Your comment being in the negative proves everything I tried to say.

Believe what you want, I don't care.

[–]another1ofthose -1 points0 points ago

You called a repost but how many of your posts are reposts about reposts?

[–]hbomberman 1 point2 points ago

POSTCEPTION

Not too many, actually, though my 5 most recent comments are regarding reposts.

[–]another1ofthose 0 points1 point ago

Just a general question to the howlers screaming repost...thanks for a neutral response.

[–]Cochise-02 -3 points-2 points ago

So what if it's a repost? I have never seen it. Upvote for the op.

[–]Cw_Ew -4 points-3 points ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted to fuck when you're making a good point here!

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

I guess people think it's mean or something. I'm not being mean, I'm actually trying to help OP (and possibly others). It's a funny comic. But isn't it just a little bit too much for it to be posted three times in one day on the same subreddit?

The only thing that gives me pause here is this is a huge subreddit and the other two postings today got buried...

[–]allyourrickroll 9 points10 points ago

Mr. Lovenstein is simply beautiful.

[–]aves33 22 points23 points ago

Regardless of if it's a repost for some, I have never seen it and I giggled and sent the link to a friend. Thank you OP, I was greatly amused!

[–]invisible_guy 17 points18 points ago

If you're going to repost, at least post the source.

[–]cypressious 1 point2 points ago

You should put your cursor over the blank field... I'mjustsayin

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 4 points5 points ago

I didn't get it from here....

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK -1 points0 points ago

Well then wherever you got it from, this was the original.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 8 points9 points ago

I gathered by now, I've been sent the link by about 8 people...

[–]jjloees 8 points9 points ago

At least one f*** may have been given

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 29 points30 points ago

You can say fuck, cunt.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 38 points39 points ago

Watch your fucking language on my post, bitch.

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[–]HannahEliesse[S] 11 points12 points ago

Oooh I'm shaking :)

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[–]Landonh 9 points10 points ago

Can it be about me? It's never about me

Edit: For some reason ANAL_QUEEN deleted her comments. I thought they were amusing but for the curious, the one I replied to was something along the lines of "It's always about you Hannah!!"

[–]ThatDoesntEven 7 points8 points ago

SHUT UP LANDON!

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 1 point2 points ago

I spoke to her, she was actually joking with me :) She thought we were all joking and she was playing along so yeah, she said she was embarrassed and she was going to delete the comments :/ She's really quite friendly.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 2 points3 points ago

Go away, your presence is neither desired nor needed.

[–]Cuntasauraus_rex -5 points-4 points ago

Shit nigger calm yo shit.

[–]totoro11 0 points1 point ago

You are my least favorite novelty account.

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[–]totoro11 0 points1 point ago

Holds pillow over Cory's face

[–]jjloees 1 point2 points ago

I know, it just makes me feel dirty

[–]TrueMilli 3 points4 points ago

"Like you just don't care" means he can care, it just has to be the same way it would be if he wouldn't be caring. So the robber is bringing the wrong accusations and the victim doesn't realize it. It's his own fault.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] -1 points0 points ago

Touché

[–]Pyrotechx 1 point2 points ago

Downvotes for everyone. Why? Because I dont care.

P.s. - repost

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to be a sarky little shit then leave me alone, I'm not in the mood.

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[–]Pyrotechx 0 points1 point ago

Way to repost a comment ive seen more than this pic. You're 0 and 2, care to try again? This could be your redemption. Perhaps use something original for a change?

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to be a sarky little shit then leave me alone, I'm not in the fucking mood.

[–]Pyrotechx 0 points1 point ago

You replied, you know you didn't have to, right?

Have a better day.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

You commented, you know you didn't have to, right?

Have a better day.

[–]Pyrotechx 0 points1 point ago

But I wanted to?

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I wanted to reply?

[–]Pyrotechx -1 points0 points ago

Aw, you're sweet. I like you already.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, appreciate it

[–]strineGreen 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This is a stickup 1com 2pts 11hrs funny
No, I swear I didn't care! 4coms 14pts 15hrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Jonny_Stranger 0 points1 point ago

Note that this was posted 11 hours ago and 15 hours ago, respectively.

[–]Cryptophagist 0 points1 point ago

I think this is turning into a conspiracy....

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

No, if you click on that link you see 7 more (very old) reposts.

[–]TheRealChizz 1 point2 points ago

This is more annoying than the actual repost.

[–]hbomberman -1 points0 points ago

How do you get it karmadecay to display it in handy text form like this?

[–]paulverne 2 points3 points ago

....and if you like fish n' grits and all that pimp shit

Errbody lemme hear you say "Oh yea yerrrr!"

[–]5ka5 1 point2 points ago

i have seen it before (not on reddit, somewhere else) but fuck it i still upvoted you because i'm glad that u made me see this awsome comic again!:)

[–]KatherineMcGrath 0 points1 point ago

I just LOL'ed. And I just used the expression "LOL". That is a huge testament to how funny this actually is.

[–]yeawhateva14 -2 points-1 points ago

I find this repost to be the opposite of amusing

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[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 5 points6 points ago

If you get called out for a repost, don't respond. Especially don't defend yourself.

More than likely your comment will get downvoted at the same rate your submission is upvoted.

[–]fuggetabouddit 2 points3 points ago

For future reference, you can use karmadecay.com. Also, you should always link to the creator's website rather than rehost material through imgur. In this case, it is Mr. Lovenstein: Left & Right

[–]sg2lyca 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the song Twisted Transistor by Korn.

[–]SokkasInstincts 1 point2 points ago

It's the doctor, he will be ok

[–]Stujelmabok 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for this. First time I've actually laughed at something on /r/funny in a while.

[–]undeadjoe 0 points1 point ago

system of a down? any1?

[–]Bubbascrub 0 points1 point ago

[–]-AgentCooper- 1 point2 points ago

You made me spit wine across my floor. Now I have to clean it up.

[–]HannahEliesse[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sowwy :3

[–]bobby420 1 point2 points ago

I can hear King Julien saying it..

[–]chudapati09 0 points1 point ago

Kinda reminds me of the Mahna Mahna Killer

[–]dutch010 1 point2 points ago

I have pondered about this. I can't help but care just a tad when I wave my hands in the air.

[–]MarcusVWario 0 points1 point ago

Really? I found this on facebook 2 weeks ago. FOR SHAME!

[–]ohpeeum 0 points1 point ago

The Joke reminds me of a Pixar movie

[–]jakecshn 0 points1 point ago

At least give the author credit.

[–]DerpHerpHerpDerp 0 points1 point ago

This is a Cyanide and Happiness comic by Dave. The artist just drew the stick figures in their own style.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

This is funny but I wish it were a png :(

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 0 points1 point ago

Look, I didn't get it from here but everyone is having a go at me for not posting the source. So here it is.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/232

Now stop whining and get on with your lives.

[–]tevert 0 points1 point ago

Funny, I found this several months ago.

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle -1 points0 points ago

This is such a huge repost, but dammit if I didn't giggle again.

[–]fahqredd -1 points0 points ago

This is new to me, and the funniest thing I have seen on here in a while!

[–]HannahEliesse[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hehe :3

[–]icantmakeusernames -1 points0 points ago

I know the creator of this comic personally and I can assure you that he does not care that you reposted it.

[–]_spranger_ -1 points0 points ago

I found it amusing as well. The first time.