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[–]CooStan 169 points170 points ago

You know those cats died of that "walking paralysis" syndrome 10 weeks later.

Buzzzzz Killlll.

[–]preske 27 points28 points ago

Thank you lord Buzz Killingthon the 3rd

[–]h0serdude 15 points16 points ago

I'm pretty sure only the black one died and it was from a respiratory infection. Edit: nevermind, found the article and they both died.

[–]danish_sprode 5 points6 points ago

Reading this comment gives me a brief glimpse of what it must be like to be bipolar.

[–]MACHOMAN-RANDYSAVAGE 0 points1 point ago

That isn't really how Bi-polar disorder feels, but I get what you're saying.

[–]McDreads 7 points8 points ago

Kittens*

-Buzz Killington

[–]TheCitizenSnips 3 points4 points ago

I clicked comments just for this. Every time someone posts this gif, Buzz Killington shows up. Thank you for not disappointing.

[–]Death_To_Your_Family 2 points3 points ago

I was aware, I think most people are at this point. I have to say, that condition sucks and I wish that they wouldn't have had it, but in their short little lives they have brought a lot of smiles and laughs to people around the world. They live on in spirit!

[–]7FoldSamurai 1 point2 points ago

So much for the nine lives theory

[–]LunaFairy 8 points9 points ago

Why do they fall like that???

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad[S] 18 points19 points ago

[–]nopants1986 18 points19 points ago

I don't even like cats and that video ruined my day...thanks.

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad[S] 16 points17 points ago

:( I'm sorry...

EDIT: Here this video always makes me laugh.

[–]nopants1986 4 points5 points ago

Thank you, i feel much better now.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

Fav'd. I wish there was a thread for funny youtube videos.

[–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

HE AIN'T STOPING FOR NOTHIN'

STOPING

[–]sto79be -5 points-4 points ago

Symptoms of their terminal illness make you laugh? ¤_¤

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad[S] 1 point2 points ago

No the video in that comment is not of any terminal sickness.

[–]rreddittorr 7 points8 points ago

Oh man, I'm a horrible human being for laughing like a mad man at this video.

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[–]tortnotes 18 points19 points ago

Kinda terrible, considering those cats died from their condition.

[–]wackSALSA 1 point2 points ago

SNIPER!

[–]Sniper_Guz 1 point2 points ago

Yes?

[–]esprockerchick 42 points43 points ago

These kittens are dead now. Your favorite gif involves death.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 40 points41 points ago

All life involves death. Get used to it.

[–]alejo699 9 points10 points ago

Ah, so wise and world-weary. Yes, death is an inevitable facet of life. That doesn't mean suffering is funny.

[–]Mobidad 21 points22 points ago

Bullshit. I plan on living forever, so far, it's working.

[–]azmista 1 point2 points ago

I don't know how to break this news to you so I'll be blunt; most comedy is based on suffering.

[–]Spiffy313 5 points6 points ago

'Orange' ya glad I didn't say banana?

[–]monkji10 2 points3 points ago

Oh god the pain.

[–]alejo699 -2 points-1 points ago

Brilliant blanket statement there. Yes, comedy is often based on suffering. As in, suffering because you can't laid. Or suffering because your wife/husband is an asshole. Most people would not find a baby born with its organs on the outside of its body to be humorous.

[–]DrAEnigmatic 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't look like they are suffering.

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[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Deepak.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -1 points0 points ago

I'm rolling my eyes right now.

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[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -1 points0 points ago

Because --if I know what you're insinuating-- it's a depressing thing to read.

[–]Youreallpuffs 0 points1 point ago

Those cats might be dead, but they brought just a little bit more laughter into this world.

[–]_____k 5 points6 points ago

Of course they're dead. Walker Texas Ranger does not miss.

[–]2773625 6 points7 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA

charlie and spike were two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound or movement, the kittens responded by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasted about a minute before they returned to normal.If a pin dropped they dropped too. This condition had hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens were able to walk, but they could not run or jump. sadly they both died from this condition in October 2010

[–]harf56 1 point2 points ago

Chuck norris kills cats and supports the republican party. Yet he is reddit's hero? I still haven't figured this place out!

[–]OnceIHadACookie 26 points27 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Calm down Clint Eastwood 2coms -6pts 15dys funny
Sniping kittens 1com 0pts 18dys funny
Boom, headshot. 7coms 73pts 1mo gifs
Aww, look at the cute little OH MY GOD 154coms 615pts 1mo funny
Kittens 13coms 172pts 4mos gifs
Sniping Kittens 100coms 663pts 5mos funny
Crack-shot? More like cat-shot. 75coms 679pts 7mos funny
Kitties! Watch out! It's Chuck Norris! 10coms 18pts 7mos funny
Chuck Norris can be such a douche. 14coms 63pts 9mos gifs
Get down! 78coms 318pts 11mos funny
Man down! 3coms 11pts 1yr gifs
You Bastard! 2coms 45pts 2mos gifs
Chuck Norris may have just lost some redditors' love... 28coms 115pts 3mos funny
what spending my sunday morning on r/cats looked like 10coms 143pts 3mos gifs
My first post. I offer /aww Chuck Norris sniping two cats. 4coms -4pts 8mos aww

[–]first_day_kid 9 points10 points ago

Reposts are like Reddit's period.. Basically they come around once a month and everyone gets REAL bitchy.. I am NOT looking forward to when their cycles match up. May God have mercy on our soul.. Unless someone from /r/Atheism is here... Then I'm sorry for forcing my beliefs on you with my passing comment. Quick screen shot after you post a snappy retort! =)

[–]OnceIHadACookie 7 points8 points ago

I'm not calling anyone out for reposting. Yes, I've seen this image before but in one of those posts someone had posted information about the cats having something called "fainting goat syndrome" or some crap like that. They literally respond to sudden movement or noise by passing out like that.

Do with the information as you see fit, or in your case use it to call someone out for reposting

[–]ninjagummybear -4 points-3 points ago

Actually they just stiffened up every few seconds. It wasn't from loud noises or anything.

[–]ColrathD 5 points6 points ago

Honestly more tired of Karma Decay posts than I am of reposts.

95% of the "reposts" I see, I had never seen before. But I guess that's because I only see the top 5 or so from /r/funny and /r/pics when they occasionally show up on my front page.

I can always be sure of this though just about about everything in /r/funny on the front page. It's a repost, and someone is complaining about it.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

still my favorite repost

[–]system_meltdown1 2 points3 points ago

GODDAMNT! i cant help but laugh and i feel absolutely awful for doing so! its the same with a gif of the twin towers coming down with a black man dancing on top. i really shouldn't laugh as it was such a tragedy.... but it just happens :/

[–]BlitzkriegDD 1 point2 points ago

You are a true Redditor.

[–]snickles19 0 points1 point ago

I want to see that twin towers thing. Where?

[–]MuzzEmil 2 points3 points ago

Laughed. Read explanation, re-watched, laughed some more.

poorkitties:(

[–]DrAllanGrant 1 point2 points ago

best fucking cats ever!!!!!

[–]bergyyy 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard.

[–]severeon 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you. :'(

[–]BlusteryEmu 0 points1 point ago

SNIPER GET DO

[–]vinitawhirlpool 0 points1 point ago

You know those cats died of that "walking paralysis" syndrome 10 weeks later.

Buzzzzz Killlll.

Repost for the millionth time

Buzzzzz Killlll.

[–]Tunaluna 0 points1 point ago

Poor Kittens :( I wish I could go back to the time where I was all like " OOO THEY MUST BE SKITTISH" nope <3

[–]AlexxEYES 1 point2 points ago

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-

[–]crazy8s_stl_erie 0 points1 point ago

I once pooped

[–]Trev0r92 0 points1 point ago

Just because you like it is not an excuse to post something we've seen a hundred times. You should feel poorly about life and yourself.

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]kindaallovertheplace -1 points0 points ago

Sick kittens always crack me up.

[–]digivolution 1 point2 points ago

This gif disturbs me greatly and I don't find it the least bit funny.. Sorry, it's just really obvious that there's something horribly wrong with the kittens and I can't laugh at that.

[–]Lexi_Laura -1 points0 points ago

Those kittens had a rare disease you sick bastard.

[–]pointsandlaughs 0 points1 point ago

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

[–]hannanana09 0 points1 point ago

Not funny. Not funny at all.

[–]ihateredd1t -2 points-1 points ago

Stop reposting this, everybody who has already seen it, is getting depressed!

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

Piss off, OP.

[–]kehbleh 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S NOT CHUCK NORRIS GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. CLINT EASTWOOD YOU FUCKS! /get off my lawn

[–]RoboPimp -3 points-2 points ago

i want her to touch my wiener like that

[–]stacecom -1 points0 points ago

"Still my favorite" == Fucking Repost.

[–]Raoul_Duke_ESQ -3 points-2 points ago

Those kittens died.

You are a horrible person OP.

:)

[–]chessmonkey -1 points0 points ago

i can't believe no one has posted this take on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk56ju5oA5E&feature=youtu.be

it's very, very sad that these kittens are dead but this video is fucking funny.

[–]mackelnuts 0 points1 point ago

That's the one!

[–]topherthepest -3 points-2 points ago

I couldn't help notice the title of the gif said "Chuck Norris and kittens" But I'm pretty fucking sure that's Clint Eastwood.

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

It's Walker Texas Ranger.

[–]topherthepest 0 points1 point ago

If it is from Walker, it's certainly not Chuck Norris who's shooting the gun

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it is from the show or not. But it is definitely Chuck Norris.

You can't honestly look at this and say that isn't Chuck Norris.

[–]topherthepest 0 points1 point ago

That's a little more like it. When it's fast with that untamed scruff I could have sworn it was clint eastwood.

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

That is from the gif!

[–]topherthepest 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it just did not seem like him when it was going so fast

[–]exatorp -2 points-1 points ago

The fact that this made page 3 is fair warning of Reddit's imminent demise.

Reddit is now no longer 'the cat site', it's 'the faggot site'.