Who else would do this?

spork_it · 2012-09-17T15:14:15+00:00

"The bottle of water I poisoned is in--"

zpeed · 2012-09-17T17:38:30+00:00

Cool beans. There was a post like this about Niel Armstrong. " We weren't the first... "

Binarydrone · 2012-09-17T17:44:40+00:00

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is, I believe, the original source.

Shame on you.

Rockstarsouth · 2012-09-17T19:20:08+00:00

Never gonna give you u.......

Kairu927 · 2012-09-17T10:07:01-07:00

"Why is my neck so lo--"

ostermei · 2012-09-17T17:53:11+00:00

Who else would do this?

Do what? Be a tremendous douchebag and post a re-hosted webcomic without providing any attribution?

Icarusjam · 2012-09-17T19:05:39+00:00

Why is he a giraffe?

MrSpurrier · 2012-09-17T18:00:13+00:00

Wasn't there someone who said they had discovered the secret to immortality before they died?

Lordodirections · 2012-09-17T18:17:34+00:00

"I hid the antidote --"

raven12456 · 2012-09-17T19:05:15+00:00

"The pirate treasure is buried beneath the statue of-"

Pterodactyl_sir · 2012-09-17T19:31:03+00:00

This isn't facebook...

MinorThreat89 · 2012-09-17T11:34:37-07:00

Read the sidebar, please ->

Paradoxmoa · 2012-09-17T18:31:00+00:00

"Nope."

MiraFinance · 2012-09-17T11:35:47-07:00

I have a soul

sebzim4500 · 2012-09-17T18:47:13+00:00

I would probably go for something involving the Riemann hypothesis.

Roached_N_Weeded · 2012-09-17T12:09:45-07:00

Oh SHIT! I forgot about the backup bomb, its in th--

NattyChild · 2012-09-17T12:13:33-07:00

Looks like Vault Boy is geting executed...

Stingerfreak · 2012-09-17T19:14:33+00:00

Scheherazade?

CatchingTheWorm · 2012-09-17T19:16:06+00:00

I want to die old, happy in my bed surrounded by loved ones. At the very end I'll call the youngest kid who will understand me over and whisper "watch this" - then die.

jemminger · 2012-09-17T19:16:13+00:00

You first!

flyco · 2012-09-17T19:22:48+00:00

Oh man, so this is what the One Piece anime is all about

flyingfox12 · 2012-09-17T12:26:56-07:00

I'm from the future, you have to know that ...

RembrMe · 2012-09-17T19:30:11+00:00

My fortune is yours for the taking... but you'll have to find it first I left everything I own in One Piece.

Ogel6000 · 2012-09-17T19:31:09+00:00

"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure."

AliasUndercover · 2012-09-17T12:36:01-07:00

Oh, you can bet I'm doing this...

867-5308 · 2012-09-17T12:39:51-07:00

I like how many different euphemisms redditors come up with to avoid saying "Does Anyone Else...?"

Amoner · 2012-09-17T19:45:03+00:00

I wonder if you could convince religious fanatics to believe that cancer is a punishment for humanity for killing its own kind... Would that stop religious executions or at least reduce the number of people being killed going forward?

jakster123 · 2012-09-17T12:50:27-07:00

Not me, i'd be too busy trying not to shit my pants/cry.

cawpin · 2012-09-17T12:51:37-07:00

Well, this guy for one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Neill_Cream#.22I_am_Jack_The....22

wheest · 2012-09-17T19:51:54+00:00

I would.

Da_Snail · 2012-09-17T12:54:08-07:00

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SpinTables · 2012-09-17T19:57:42+00:00

The cure for cancer is getting rid of what caused it.

could_do · 2012-09-17T19:58:36+00:00

"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this final dying breath is too narrow to contain."

nedmanrules · 2012-09-17T20:00:00+00:00

I feel that this was the theme of a twilight zone episode.

sugilith · 2012-09-17T13:02:44-07:00

Laughed when I saw http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101007after.gif

hbomberman · 2012-09-17T20:04:46+00:00

"Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic." - /r/Funny sidebar

Mods, please live up to your word and remove this post. It's a great comic but this posting violates our rules, even if it did get lots of upvotes. Not taking action only encourages others to follow.

Rtbender · 2012-09-17T17:18:29+00:00

Then they pause it and you say "...sausages?"

rabidpeacock · 2012-09-17T12:27:08-07:00

That's not strategy that's a troll! Strategy would b to get u out of the guillotine.

cbsauder · 2012-09-17T18:17:57+00:00

"Seriously, who farted?!?"

Redston3r · 2012-09-17T18:34:59+00:00

The cure for cancer is down votes you ass.

jphw · 2012-09-17T17:42:25+00:00

"Just a little of the to--"

0a0x0e0 · 2012-09-17T11:10:30-07:00

Unless the pure cure for cancer was going to be found in a living organism people could identify, and you had credibility, this picture makes no sense.

I rest my case Reddit.

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