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[–]Birdslapper 348 points349 points ago

Holy balls that looked cool as hell

[–]RottenDeadite 92 points93 points ago

I kept expecting to see Jackie Chan come walking out of that.

[–]Willyjwade 14 points15 points ago

It would have been much smaller if it was asian.

[–]Asian_Horatio 68 points69 points ago

( -_-) Reddit's views on racism

( -_-)>--■-■

(-■_■) are pretty slanted.

[–]ZecoraIsABoss 14 points15 points ago

[–]Birdslapper 2 points3 points ago

[–]JackTheJot 8 points9 points ago

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[–]furymice98 0 points1 point ago

You've been waiting a long time for your username to be relevant, haven't you?

[–]LeYang 5 points6 points ago

Wanna compare our rifles and swords?

[–]smpx -2 points-1 points ago

Ha! Because Asians have small penises!

[–]cloral 13 points14 points ago

Yeah screw the title, the gif itself was fucking awesome!

[–]nwsreddit 1 point2 points ago

Near the end it looks like it's melting into lava... so cool.

[–]Toby_Kief 4 points5 points ago

Yeah my acid is kicking in too.

[–]McNinjagator 1 point2 points ago

legitimate lol well done sir

[–]PushThatFatKid 1 point2 points ago

Thing just decided to go for a walk.

[–]Shit_Tsunami -5 points-4 points ago

It was cool yesterday too.

Edit, sorry I have a limited know-how of the proper placement of the word "too". I was thought too was always "too much..or too little"..I didn't know better :(

[–]Nerfherder32 3 points4 points ago

Get your shit (tsunami) together

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

lol this is my first time seeing it

[–]mrkiplingsbrother -3 points-2 points ago

*too You have made a grave mistake...

[–]spork_it 84 points85 points ago

So.... You're a grower?

[–]Townshenge 259 points260 points ago

like this??

[–]leex0 96 points97 points ago

risky click, but i'm glad i did.

[–]Vampirehd 22 points23 points ago

Whew! It's not spacedicks.

[–]Kramol 3 points4 points ago

More like betondicks

[–]Dogsafe 26 points27 points ago

I suspect that's going to get posted to every NSFW post for the next week.

[–]Briinkx 17 points18 points ago

I applaud your ingenuity.

[–]slenderwin 16 points17 points ago

Or like this...??

[–]Shady2707 13 points14 points ago

what? ... What is that ?

[–]slenderwin 10 points11 points ago

Just some cat tail. source

[–]seniorpantaloons 7 points8 points ago

I've only ever seen cattail as one word. You had me scared for a minute.

[–]gsn42 11 points12 points ago

What the fuck is happening?

[–]S7Epic 8 points9 points ago

Colby, nooooo!

[–]Birdslapper 7 points8 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]aStonedSquirtle 2 points3 points ago

It's okay, Colby's safe now...

[–]thombrown 4 points5 points ago

I like to think this is a gif of a bunch of construction minded ants building a silo.

[–]saxman2112 -1 points0 points ago

I came here for exactly this. I was not disappointed. Thank you.

[–]urethraFranklin1 85 points86 points ago

your dick turns into a boob?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 24 points25 points ago

Dickboobies!

[–]sultanblender 25 points26 points ago

I've seen that one.

Japan...

[–]Datura87 93 points94 points ago

Wasn't this posted 3 days ago, but with a better title?

[–]The51stState 56 points57 points ago

Try yesterday

[–]escapist11 12 points13 points ago

Yes.

[–]yuruku 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is it also going the opposite direction?

[–]CaptainDickbag 1 point2 points ago

It's just you. I'm pretty sure this gif is going the same direction.

Also, there was more gif. OP seems to think dicks collapse or something.

[–]GoldenFalcon 1 point2 points ago

Remember what the title was? I missed it.

[–]GoldenFalcon 0 points1 point ago

Mmmm... I don't know that it's a better title, but it's not worse... that's for sure.

[–]Evacuroppptio -1 points0 points ago

It isn't a repost if you put a different title on it. That's exactly what meme images are but with the text superimposed on the image itself.

[–]AstralVoid 7 points8 points ago

[–]Skyhawker -1 points0 points ago

Upvote all the way! Thanks!

[–]sbk8211 108 points109 points ago

buildings don't fall like that. Clearly the government blew it up in an effort to take control of the country.

[–]Stanstanlol 46 points47 points ago

This was also the top comment on the gif a few day ago. I'm not saying anything about you, just that reddit has gotten really goddamn predictable.

[–]Fyrus 6 points7 points ago

By Reddit, you mean, Humanity

[–]bravoredditbravo 9 points10 points ago

by Humanity, you mean, Dinkleburg

[–]Marc815 4 points5 points ago

Dinkleburg.......

[–]Stanstanlol 1 point2 points ago

Ah. The cycle is complete.

[–]sbk8211 -1 points0 points ago

I was not aware of either thing

[–]concordefallacy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Thom0 5 points6 points ago

Bad use of the gif.

[–]Absle 3 points4 points ago

What was it?

[–]Thom0 4 points5 points ago

There taking the Hobbits to Isengard.

[–]Xenocidal_Reaper 6 points7 points ago

what did you say?

[–]Thom0 5 points6 points ago

The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits to Isengard! To Isengard!

[–]Xenocidal_Reaper 1 point2 points ago

I have to break the chain for I have forgotten how that awesome video went. And I believe I quoted Gollem at the wrong time...

[–]Thom0 2 points3 points ago

Its alright, I just quoted the line that came after your Gollum one so if anyone else wants to join in they can do so and still follow the song.

[–]gwiz665 -2 points-1 points ago

He meant to say Their...

[–]Ollie182 -1 points0 points ago

You mean he meant to say they're...

[–]gwiz665 -1 points0 points ago

My sarcasm doesn't come through enough in my post.. lesson learned. ;)

[–]Ollie182 0 points1 point ago

;P

[–]load_more_comets 31 points32 points ago

That is a very controlled demolition. The demolition man must be a freaking genius!

[–]Stanstanlol 22 points23 points ago

Actually when this was posted last week (in gifs) some masonry "expert" said that this is actually kinda common when you don't use mortar between each brick.

[–]bravoredditbravo -2 points-1 points ago

load_more_comets right now

[–]nwsreddit 9 points10 points ago

Seems worse to me, the debris is all spread out and the fall took up a large area.

[–]0piat3 7 points8 points ago

maybe they wanted to save the top part?

[–]nwsreddit 2 points3 points ago

I'm picturing other controlled demolitions where it falls onto itself. The top would still be ok in those situations, maybe even less sideways impact.

[–]acharmedmatrix 7 points8 points ago

That lemon stealing whore!

[–]BakulaSelleck92 2 points3 points ago

It's been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree.

[–]concordefallacy 1 point2 points ago

Joanna Angel?

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 0 points1 point ago

That's an awesomely hilarious twist.

[–]acharmedmatrix 3 points4 points ago

How can you maintain an erection with a whore stealing your lemons?

[–]toolusingmonkeys 5 points6 points ago

I remember one porn I saw where the husband was banging the neighbor and the babysitter, and then it got all real and shit when the wife found out and was crying and feeling all betrayed. Then half the rest of the movie between random sex scenes was the couple arguing and trying to save their marriage.

This gif got it right on my reaction. That, and any porn where a hot chick gives a guy head then they pan down and you see it was a tranny.

[–]I_Fuck_Blind_Puppies 0 points1 point ago

Umm, that would be this one.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

That wasn't it. Still a little off though

[–]Pancake11 10 points11 points ago

I remember the video of this gif as if it was yesterday that I watched it for the first time.

..Oh wait.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 17 points18 points ago

Too soon:

title comnts points age /r/
I accidentally.. the whole building 4coms 9pts 13hrs funny
Silo collapses 5coms 27pts 1dy gifs

[–]B0BX 42 points43 points ago

I'll allow it, he's the first one to make a dick joke.

[–]pelanderfunk 11 points12 points ago

9 points on /r/funny? 27 points on /r/gifs?

Did you actually see either of the earlier posts, or did you just look this up on karma decay?

[–]Dr_Eggman -1 points0 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
A silo collapses in a freaky way 866coms 2524pts 2days videos

[–]In_Dying_Arms -3 points-2 points ago

To be fair, he put his own twist on the title to make it more hilarious. I wouldn't of laughed at "silo collapses." Still a repost though.

[–]surra_day 0 points1 point ago

The porn I was watching last night had banjos in it all of the sudden. Yep....

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

Banjos are great!

[–]surra_day 0 points1 point ago

Not when you have limited battery life and have to change videos! But I was stupid enough to think that dollar store batteries would work longer than five minutes.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

No, the banjo!

[–]bubbaholy 1 point2 points ago

I think somebody somewhere is using this gif to "disprove" 9/11.

[–]sleepauger 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand the relation between title and gif. But it looked pretty neat.

[–]langleypeterson 0 points1 point ago

erection

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

He's fucking her, nice... She's giving him a blowjob now? Eh.... HOLY FUCK IS HE PEEING ON HER?

[–]Jeezum_Crepes 5 points6 points ago

This video is too fresh in my memory from the front page. Try again when I've forgotten about it and I'll give you your upvote

[–]makopolo2001 1 point2 points ago

This is how I do it.

[–]Vampirehd 1 point2 points ago

What? No...

[–]GreatTragedy 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why, but I was expecting a chihuahua to emerge from the silo at the end.

[–]countlazypenis 2 points3 points ago

What kind of disturbing twist? I am intrigued as to the content that you are viewing.

[–]muzzington 2 points3 points ago

Reverse it and you have 4Chan in said situation.

[–]King_Goomba -1 points0 points ago

correct me if i'm wrong but i'm sure a dog pokes its head out of the rubble at the end

[–]BloominFunyun 1 point2 points ago

I'll need an example for reference please.

[–]DizzyMau5 1 point2 points ago

This gif produces sound in my head every time I watch it fall.

[–]FriedBrycee -1 points0 points ago

That's still pretty big in my books.

[–]ASH-POLE -1 points0 points ago

somehow reminded me of this

[–]DogWHOspeaks 0 points1 point ago

Would the porno be titled Shock? Saw that 10 years ago such a weird flick.

[–]thereallamewad 1 point2 points ago

Unexpected Anal. Removal of Anal with unexpected Goodies.

These are things I do not like.

[–]Tim_Kaiser 1 point2 points ago

Isn't our lemon tree great? I hope there's no lemon-stealing whores around.

[–]The_Goomar 1 point2 points ago

So I saw this on Reddit the other day, only shot from two different angles. You took a great creative leap re-posting this and comparing it to a penis. Enjoy your karma, asshole.

[–]ADHD_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

The last couple frames look like a donkey is sticking its head out of that window.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

I want to ride a collapsing silo now.

[–]Afrew 0 points1 point ago

When the title makes no sense whatsoever.

[–]Okami1707 1 point2 points ago

So, in reference to disturbing twists. I started watching a flick and these two guys are eyeing this lady. They're about to get down to business and the first thing, I mean the first thing the other guy does; he dives in for the other guys cock...

[–]Trojanbp 0 points1 point ago

Hate it when a porno is going in the right direction then it turns mainstream porno like brazzers

[–]Varriable 0 points1 point ago

When I come across titles like this in class the song "danger zone" starts blasting...

[–]derekdanger 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I am just desensitized...When I see a disturbing twist

[–]3d6 0 points1 point ago

Jenga!

[–]oRyan_the_Hunter -1 points0 points ago

So like any post from 4chan.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

This must defy the laws of physics! Teach me the dark arts you used, kind stranger.

[–]Reddstarrx -1 points0 points ago

It took me a minute to understand what this gif ment. I feel like an idiot >_> I Demand Downvotes.

[–]Twitchifies 0 points1 point ago

Didn't someone just post this ?

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

How does this have anything to do with the title?

[–]Sovietwiggler 0 points1 point ago

Show this in reverse and you have what happens to me.

[–]Japanistan 0 points1 point ago

This was just posted yesterday. Wtf?

[–]Sauraku 0 points1 point ago

r/analogygifs

[–]mightyatom13 0 points1 point ago

It seems to be playing backwards. It is collapsing, when it should be getting bigger after the porno takes a disturbing twist.

[–]darkdemon42 0 points1 point ago

Totally looks like a snail at the end.

[–]jessflyc 0 points1 point ago

I dont get it?

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

So from a video. To an erection gif. To a reversed one. All within a few days. I see this too often. I should go outside.

[–]Lucky_Striker 1 point2 points ago

You have a dirty mind. All it reminded me of was Angry Birds.

[–]Not_So_easy_eh 0 points1 point ago

I kept waiting for naked people to fall out...

[–]kitkat1928 0 points1 point ago

When I saw that video, that is definitely not what I compared it to...

[–]lazybeef 0 points1 point ago

There are so many titles that could have been better for this

[–]Xeonj 0 points1 point ago

Such as when she has a dick.

[–]Black_Butt 0 points1 point ago

I'm a girl but I understand that feeling perfectly

[–]u_will_downvote 0 points1 point ago

  1. This is completely different.

  2. Buildings may collapse like that with you in them, but its a rare occurrence otherwise.

[–]GoodGuyRick 0 points1 point ago

That building came down like someone getting into a hot bath

[–]kengelman 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]rushadee 0 points1 point ago

I have no clever comments, just that I thought it looked like me at the end of a porno...

[–]zabercia 0 points1 point ago

So would it not have been cool as hell if this is how the World Trade Centers fell?

[–]cheese007 0 points1 point ago

I usually just finish and then feel ashamed at myself afterwards.

[–]dhanson94 1 point2 points ago

You have an imploding penis? AMA!

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

Your penis becomes one with the earth?

[–]a5ylum -3 points-2 points ago

repost

[–]g0pats 0 points1 point ago

clearly a controlled demolition

[–]Bobarhino -2 points-1 points ago

Bush did it.

[–]SBLC 0 points1 point ago

Atleast wait some time for a repost.. 1 day, mofo. ONE DAY!

[–]EthanBeatles 0 points1 point ago

Haha I get it. It's a penis.

[–]DoubleRods 1 point2 points ago

Holy reposts, Batman!

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

That was the most satisfying thing I've ever seen.

[–]guitarman565 -4 points-3 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]growlingbear -3 points-2 points ago

How is this a jpg?

[–]Pykoh 5 points6 points ago

Imgur magic.

[–]encaseme 5 points6 points ago

The three characters a file ends in has nothing to do with what the file is.

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

Gif reverser disagrees with you.

[–]encaseme 0 points1 point ago

I don't see what that has to do anything. You can take a file and change the filename to anything you want. You can take "image.jpg" and turn it to "whee.butts", it's just a name and has 0 to do with the content of the file.

[–]GIMME_BANANA 2 points3 points ago

Sorcery.

[–]anicolette -3 points-2 points ago

There's something strangely satisfying about watching this.