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[–]bhorpel12 16 points17 points ago

Big bird why have you forsaken me!

[–]Somarco03 11 points12 points ago

St. Elmo's saves from the Fire

[–]cappnplanet 1 point2 points ago

The one Elmo, Saint Elmo couldn't save: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc

[–]TheRobotRabbit 14 points15 points ago

That's the best title I've seen on this repost. I'll give you an upvote for creativity. I'm not being sarcastic about this either, I thought the first guy had a really shitty title.

[–]MitchyMcFly 3 points4 points ago

That looks like a pretty crappy way to spend Easter.

[–]SirKibble 5 points6 points ago

First he's betrayed by the cookie monster for 30 cookies, and now this... And any minute now Oscar the grouch will come and stab him in the heart.

[–]Ultima34 5 points6 points ago

And to make matters worse Grover denied knowing him three times.

[–]fuckoffandcry 3 points4 points ago

One of the best things I've seen on reddit in a while. Well done sir/madam.

[–]terrapinbear 4 points5 points ago

For accuracy's sake, there are two criminals also crucified in the background.

[–]SchauinslandBahnana 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god the rapture's starting! Elmo being the nicest living entity I'm not surprised he's first

[–]maestro78 1 point2 points ago

His body stands as a warning to all other muppets.

[–]GingerJesus89 0 points1 point ago

There's a bear in the backround, hide ya kids!

[–]TheMooner 0 points1 point ago

Elmo has deserved this for a while.

[–]ApocalypticTaco 0 points1 point ago

The Passion of the Elmo. Played by elmo gibson

[–]kdoan 0 points1 point ago

this is the best picture on the internet.

[–]Ontheneedles 0 points1 point ago

He who walks between the rows.

[–]badboy850 1 point2 points ago

that which* tickles.... Sounds better to me

[–]ChokinMrElmo 0 points1 point ago

I regret nothing.