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[–]UndeadCow 24 points25 points ago

What an original and funny joke.

[–]TronSwanson 15 points16 points ago

I guess that accounts for dark matter & the missing mass...

[–]bobthebobofbob 5 points6 points ago

That joke was just stellar bro

[–]original-finder 11 points12 points ago

Original Submission (100%): The Observable Universe [D]

Posted: 1d before this post by ibnz1009 (fixed by dangerm0use)

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[–]climb_like_a_girl 2 points3 points ago

Made me realize how very very small we are, in a serious sense.

[–]Ohtaman 2 points3 points ago

This is an awesome set of images. don't even care about your mom n' such. just friggin' sweet images.

[–]Queen_LaQueefah 1 point2 points ago

So then your mom must be The Great Attractor?

[–]bottom_of_the_well 1 point2 points ago

scale bars in light years would be nice

[–]livernbits 1 point2 points ago

My mom is a very nice lady >:(

[–]unbuklethis 1 point2 points ago

The tiny we are.

[–]Ragnarok2kx 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as the punchline...

[–]Acefy 0 points1 point ago

I smelled that one coming a mile away. Not unlike yo mama.

[–]bingolars -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Yarxing 0 points1 point ago

You give my mom way to much credits.

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]noncontributing_zer0 -3 points-2 points ago

When she sits around the universe... she really sits AROUND the universe.

[–]gusbug67 0 points1 point ago

Dammit! I thought I was actually going to learn something cool about the universe...

[–]sittingaround 0 points1 point ago

I've always loved the deep philosophical meaning of "we are all children of the universe" elegantly juxtaposed in a "yo mama so fat" joke of these scale of magnitude universe jokes.

[–]Nowihaveagun2 0 points1 point ago

...it had to be done.

[–]mopar_or_no_car -4 points-3 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Baby_Punter -1 points0 points ago

BUUUURRRRRRRNNNN!!!!!!

[–]1millionaccounts -1 points0 points ago

Why is she pregnant?

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

Because I fucked your mom and the condom broke.