This is why I don't go outside.

HonestGabe · 2012-09-17T10:45:00-07:00

http://i.imgur.com/c53Up.jpg

Stanstanlol · 2012-09-17T11:56:58-07:00

Ron Swanson
Something an introvert would say
Profit

Yeah, I knew all the steps. So what.

BigLlamasHouse · 2012-09-17T17:41:49+00:00

Jesus Fuck, even Ron Swanson would be pissed at all these Ron Swanson posts lately.

bepbop · 2012-09-17T16:48:11+00:00

Seems like someone is looking for excuses to play more video games.

DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT · 2012-09-17T09:33:16-07:00

Retail worker here. I can confirm this.

A_terrible_comment · 2012-09-17T17:54:54+00:00

Because you are oh so clever...

moxiedrinker82 · 2012-09-17T10:43:22-07:00

As someone who has worked in hotels/hospitality for almost a decade, I can confirm this.

Finkster · 2012-09-17T16:33:14+00:00

... but Ron Swanson loves nature. How are you supposed to experience nature if you don't go outside son?

bfogarty27 · 2012-09-17T11:22:47-07:00

4th time he's on the front page today. come on

Theloogangkids · 2012-09-17T16:28:25+00:00

I am the public, and I approve this message.

gak001 · 2012-09-17T16:36:15+00:00

Well... that's one way to justify it.

Mr_Quagmire · 2012-09-17T18:06:55+00:00

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." -MIB

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-17T14:51:39+00:00

To be fair yes, yes they are. The lack of common sense I see only a daily basis can only be credited to acting without thinking, or worse, acting while thinking, which I find much scarier. tl

Bloaf · 2012-09-17T10:48:41-07:00

Why you should go outside: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgvNqNKJ5Q

messer · 2012-09-17T10:58:18-07:00

That's the best reason to go outside.

Usarnaem · 2012-09-17T17:59:33+00:00

And now the public is reading your thread. Staring at you through your monitor.

remembername · 2012-09-17T11:26:55-07:00

yup.

SeeJayC · 2012-09-17T18:43:12+00:00

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JJBell · 2012-09-17T19:10:24+00:00

My girlfriend has the audio clip of Ron saying this on her phone as her alert that she has new texts.

Which is great when it goes off in crowded public places.

dislikesthepublic · 2012-09-17T19:17:18+00:00

Not sure if I'm relevant...

quaste · 2012-09-17T19:24:08+00:00

Just imagine how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half the population is even more stupid.

fosterroberts · 2012-09-17T19:28:43+00:00

I see the sentiment, but if I have a mustache that made women instantly quiver and orgasm where they stand once their eyes make contact with it, I'd be outside everyday.

thebayway · 2012-09-17T19:30:03+00:00

Not going outside is unhealthy.

thereallamewad · 2012-09-17T19:39:37+00:00

Well, the internet is known to be full of the smartest individuals ever, right?

foxycartographer · 2012-09-17T12:46:26-07:00

Oh.. I should put this up in my office... uhno, I practically work in Ron's building. sigh

jesusjchrist · 2012-09-17T19:51:22+00:00

go to school and get over yourself, and you'll probably be a happier person. it worked for me. just work to better yourself, accept and forgive others, and you'll enjoy life more.

i'm not even trying to be an asshole here.

bmoreoriginal · 2012-09-17T19:57:58+00:00

I second that.

undiplomatik · 2012-09-17T20:08:34+00:00

To be fair, have you heard the concerns of the citizens of Pawnee? They are.

r_shawshoe · 2012-09-17T13:18:56-07:00

Me and you both man. Had jury duty today for the first time in my life. The combined perfume stench of around 50 southern womenfolk in one closed room nearly killed me. Spent half the time snotting up my handkerchief. And the wait wait wait waiting, watching lawyers sip coffee and small talk like it was a day at the park, all the while shoulder to shoulder on a wooden bench; when it was finally over i just wanted to go home and hide under the house with a bottle.

austinlarkin · 2012-09-17T20:33:09+00:00

Can someone please clarify for me who this guy is and why he's been dominating r/funny as of late?

gladdo420 · 2012-09-17T20:56:31+00:00

I only up vote when im stoned. And for Ron Swanson ! This deserves a double up vote

duckington · 2012-09-17T20:57:04+00:00

Yes we are all so clever. Those idiots and their social outgoings.

weenerhole · 2012-09-17T20:57:48+00:00

Therefore you stay inside. Smart...

Viperbunny · 2012-09-17T21:05:19+00:00

There is no arguing with this...it's true. I hate people. I mean, there are some people I love, some I like, and some I will tolerate because I don't want to go to prison, but people suck.

MagicSPA · 2012-09-17T14:18:41-07:00

As someone who has spoken with tens of thousands of members of the public, I can verify that the public are 'mostly stupid'.

maxxspeed · 2012-09-17T14:40:26-07:00

I don't mind the public a few people at a time. But it seems the larger the crowd, the stupider it gets.

Cxameron · 2012-09-17T21:57:24+00:00

Every time I see a post with this guy, I spend way too much time searching for a subreddit exclusively with Ron Swanson content.

youomomo · 2012-09-17T22:54:01+00:00

So true

spagnitz · 2012-09-17T23:34:10+00:00

hell is other people

or when driving, hell is other cars

sir_maximum_fuck · 2012-09-17T23:46:24+00:00

You kinda become numb to it after a while. At that point it's how stupid can they get to elicit a reaction out of you? Then the mischief begins.

waffleninja · 2012-09-17T17:00:39-07:00

SUCK IT CANADA!

Nicombobula · 2012-09-17T17:22:05-07:00

the more of these i see makes me want to watch this show more and more

DENelson83 · 2012-09-18T04:38:27+00:00

"Then you must be a record company or movie studio executive."

civilian11214 · 2012-09-18T07:51:17+00:00

*Posted on a public forum.

Vee_Vee · 2012-09-17T18:57:16+00:00

...and also why you can't get laid.

CrazyEyeJoe · 2012-09-17T21:21:29+00:00

I used to think the same thing, and then suddenly I stopped being a dumbass teenager.

I_am_not_angry · 2012-09-17T14:36:28+00:00

Yes, yes they are.

All_Out_Of_Fucks · 2012-09-17T09:50:40-07:00

I normally hate when people post a picture with text ... but this is just too true not to up-vote.

z4ni · 2012-09-17T18:10:37+00:00

libertarian... but thinks the public is stupid....

Geronimo15 · 2012-09-17T17:46:30+00:00

Your stupid

funny

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