As a straight female, this is how I feel after getting my wisdom teeth out.

SaturdaysKids · 2012-09-17T14:13:21+00:00

Girl talking about how she likes to give oral sex? See you on the front page in an hour. Then I'll see you on the front page being made fun of in 2 hours.

hgeno193 · 2012-09-17T10:58:11-07:00

Also as a straight female who got her wisdom teeth removed, there's no more room in there than before...

DaddyDanceParty · 2012-09-17T17:38:49+00:00

How i felt when the anesthetic wore off.

ab26 · 2012-09-17T18:00:12+00:00

If your wisdom teeth imped your ability to perform oral sex, you're doing something horrifically wrong.

tekno45 · 2012-09-17T17:44:14+00:00

More like, SO MUCH LESS PAIN I CAN ENJOY LIFE AGAIN.

HalfRetardHalfAmazin · 2012-09-17T17:23:00+00:00

http://i54.tinypic.com/20hvkav.gif

pungellin · 2012-09-17T17:41:02+00:00

Please let your mouth heal first.

Want to know what's worse than an STI? An STI in your gums.

TheBlueButton · 2012-09-17T11:37:59-07:00

As a gay man, if removing your wisdom teeth made you give better head, you are doing it wrong.

jhutchi2 · 2012-09-17T10:52:32-07:00

Really? When I got my wisdom teeth out my mouth actually seemed smaller. I still feel like I can't open my mouth all the way anymore

King_Ignatz · 2012-09-17T18:14:54+00:00

I find it kinda weird how excited Redditors get about other people receiving blowjobs. I mean, being happy for them is fine, but this is getting a little creepy.

Siaonara · 2012-09-17T17:21:07+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/cf73n.gif

EquinsuOcha · 2012-09-17T10:52:06-07:00

If your back teeth were involved, you were doing it wrong to begin with.

TheMocoMan · 2012-09-17T10:24:32-07:00

http://i.minus.com/ijYCGLeGxY70w.gif

Oatcutter · 2012-09-17T17:48:18+00:00

Awww yeah. There's nothing like getting a blowjob and hitting that sweet toothless spot in the back corner of the cheek...

Is my fiancée just doing things wrong, or is that actually a thing that can be done? I'm a big fan of the blowjob, but I'm sceptical of the bio-mechanics here.

Hazy_V · 2012-09-17T18:30:19+00:00

Are you serious? Stop poorly referencing cocksucking just to get to the front page. Show some respect for the institution.

BBrow · 2012-09-17T18:15:17+00:00

what the hell are you doing with a penis in the spot where wisdom teeth used to be?!

ISwearThisIsOriginal · 2012-09-17T18:28:31+00:00

Nice.

Rear4ssault · 2012-09-17T18:45:06+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/iPOS6.gif

Rasta_Man69 · 2012-09-17T19:06:40+00:00

If you're a male, and you say you're a straight female..what does that make you??

savvydooda · 2012-09-17T11:16:41-07:00

I'm sorry, but if you're using your teeth when giving a blow job you are either an amateur or you're into some really weird fetish.

I_am_not_angry · 2012-09-17T07:42:38-07:00

WHAT THE FUCK REDDIT.. this post is 1 hours old and NO ONE has asked an admitted female redditer who just made an oral sex joke to post in /r/gonewild ?!?!?!

I don't even know you anymore.

anunnymous · 2012-09-17T10:20:33-07:00

My face when I finally understood your title

Cursor_Disco · 2012-09-17T09:56:26-07:00

Remove your Uvula and your recreational activities will be enjoyed even more...

MySuperLove · 2012-09-17T18:54:38+00:00

I'm a gay guy who got his wisdom teeth out and in my humble opinion, you're a lying bitch looking for karma.

Wisdom teeth don't affect head-giving.

nomanoid · 2012-09-17T20:19:30+00:00

Slow fap... I mean, clap!

RiZe_of_Gingers · 2012-09-17T18:08:13+00:00

How exactly does that-oh... Oooohhhhhh.

smitty_wjmj · 2012-09-17T17:47:09+00:00

Upvotes for being promiscuous, followed by down votes for being promiscuous

Moops7 · 2012-09-17T17:13:53+00:00

No, no. Your vagina was already like that before you got your wisdom teeth out.

I_Pee_Sitting_Up · 2012-09-17T10:58:40-07:00

So you're going to give BJ's along the jawline? That can't be good for the foreskin.

NotAsRudeAsYou · 2012-09-17T10:06:29-07:00

Ha! I have an appointment to have my wisdom teeth taken out in t minus 60 minutes. Soooo very afraid. This helped :)

anoano · 2012-09-17T17:22:05+00:00

So I wonder how many penis pictures are waiting for the OP in her inbox. If I know reddit it has to be approaching 1,000 by now.

cronos844 · 2012-09-17T18:17:20+00:00

I don't see what's so fun... Oh... ooh... I see

Sexy_Offender · 2012-09-17T18:18:39+00:00

I always assumed it was the back of the mouth causing discomfort. TIL.

Fangheart · 2012-09-17T18:18:53+00:00

My face went from |: to D: after realizing what you meant.. took me a second

_Born_To_Be_Mild_ · 2012-09-17T18:21:49+00:00

As somebody reading this while suffering wisdom teeth pain, at 31, I envy you.

LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky · 2012-09-17T18:26:35+00:00

So much love

darthdecoy · 2012-09-17T18:27:50+00:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah, wiener activity.

alz1307 · 2012-09-17T11:28:31-07:00

As a straight male I appreciate what you've done for my kind.

mjmgran · 2012-09-17T18:34:38+00:00

This took me more time than it should have to understand... I'm not a clever man.

BakedGood · 2012-09-17T11:35:42-07:00

So what you're saying is that a blowjob from you before would have included a substantial amount of wisdom teeth.

Qwist · 2012-09-17T18:35:44+00:00

Nice!

Cubetacular · 2012-09-17T11:42:13-07:00

95% of all guys who read this just clicked on your account to see you posted in /r/gonewild.

NomadThree · 2012-09-17T11:56:34-07:00

TeCuervo · 2012-09-17T19:01:15+00:00

What does your sexual orie... ooooooohh.

Christendom · 2012-09-17T12:01:18-07:00

what exactly does this have to do with being a straight girl?

ChecksForGoneWild · 2012-09-17T19:09:49+00:00

Nope

Cujo_Lives · 2012-09-17T19:28:10+00:00

This makes no sense at all. Dumb.

abstract_misuse · 2012-09-17T19:31:52+00:00

Same thought when I had my braces taken out.

meowkittycat7 · 2012-09-17T12:38:30-07:00

A piece of advice for you: wait for the stitches to heal. For the love of god, wait.

frankiex · 2012-09-17T19:39:01+00:00

Have you tried double oral yet?

rakuenCallisto · 2012-09-17T12:39:58-07:00

I get it. You mean dick sucking.

eonbluepredestined · 2012-09-17T19:40:05+00:00

Took me a minute to understand you. From one female to another, good one;)

mrscrankshaft · 2012-09-17T12:44:18-07:00

At first I was like...what does this have to do with her being a straight fem----- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

nastynasti · 2012-09-17T19:51:49+00:00

I can help with those activities

Sancer · 2012-09-17T19:57:50+00:00

What? You had that space there before... What are you even talking about.

shaloham · 2012-09-17T20:31:14+00:00

Title tells about a girl who enjoys giving oral sex. Isn't this literally karma whoring?

Bprodz · 2012-09-17T20:40:07+00:00

Teeth and blow jobs DO NOT mix well. This can only be a good thing. ps This is the reason why I love the odd GILF

CheekyMunky · 2012-09-17T20:57:33+00:00

hay gurl

topcat512 · 2012-09-17T21:03:45+00:00

ugh thats fucking disgusting, bitch put a warning sticker on yo ass so fellas know to stay the hell away.

lbr218 · 2012-09-17T14:04:11-07:00

I laughed out loud. I do not say that unless I did.

Ollie84 · 2012-09-17T14:19:27-07:00

Yeah, suck all the dicks, whore! So much space for herpes!

jennah101 · 2012-09-17T21:25:49+00:00

Thanks for reminding me that I have to get mine pulled in 3 weeks... ALL OF THEM... And I brush my teeth everyday!

cycophuk · 2012-09-17T21:26:26+00:00

Who the fuck sticks a dick back where the wisdom teeth were? You must be pretty bad at bjs if you think that is appropriate.

somestrangewashers · 2012-09-17T21:42:21+00:00

As a gay male, this is how many fucks I give: 0

undertakerdan13 · 2012-09-17T21:43:17+00:00

Me Gusta

FUCITADEL · 2012-09-17T14:53:24-07:00

Atta girl.

OldJimmy · 2012-09-17T21:56:51+00:00

http://instantostrich.com/

fartsinscubasuit · 2012-09-17T15:18:13-07:00

Pics or it doesn't matter.

DeliciousSaurKraut · 2012-09-17T22:19:16+00:00

Upvote moar!

HI_Handbasket · 2012-09-17T22:28:08+00:00

Talk to me when you get your tonsils out.

SmileLikeLaura · 2012-09-17T22:45:58+00:00

I said that exact same thing when I had my tonsils out

I_cut_my_own_jib · 2012-09-17T22:48:36+00:00

Dibs.

KSommer710 · 2012-09-17T17:06:19-07:00

To save everyone the trouble, she has not posted to r/gonewild

KillerBYTE · 2012-09-18T00:23:37+00:00

atta girl

stupendousdragon · 2012-09-18T00:40:31+00:00

What does her being straight have to do with anything?

TransplantedNYer · 2012-09-17T18:01:33-07:00

Blojobs?

pyro1985 · 2012-09-18T01:23:40+00:00

As a straight male, i've been looking for a woman like you for a long time.

reverend234 · 2012-09-18T01:26:19+00:00

I like how you think.

Inktastic · 2012-09-18T02:15:31+00:00

As a straight girl who just got her wisdom teeth out, you are crazy. All I feel is OWWWWW.

...activities can come later though...

Unsecured_wifi · 2012-09-18T02:38:23+00:00

I can't stop laughing

crayonofdeath · 2012-09-18T04:49:18+00:00

Get you tonsils out, then we'll talk about activities.

trollinh · 2012-09-17T23:06:06-07:00

Whore

dickfitswell · 2012-09-18T06:38:21+00:00

What does that mean?

funny

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Who the fuck sticks a dick back where the wisdom teeth were? You must be pretty bad at bjs if you think that is appropriate.

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Who the fuck sticks a dick back where the wisdom teeth were? You must be pretty bad at bjs if you think that is appropriate.

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