When my roommate brings a hot girl home

SnagginOut · 2012-09-17T16:45:52+00:00

This is the last thing I would want my roommate to do.

Please stay in your room.

AJam · 2012-09-17T16:34:32+00:00

and then the hot girl leaves because his roommate just requested a high five

Huckster · 2012-09-17T16:52:49+00:00

Fourze!

Sexcretary · 2012-09-17T15:30:27+00:00

This is stupid. Why would you demand a high 5 for your roommate bringing a hot girl home. You sit on reddit and waste away, he brings home girls. He probably doesn't even like you.

masedizzle · 2012-09-17T16:15:51+00:00

Why do you request the high five? Are you just trying to find a convoluted way to sniff his fingers?

Dumpeth · 2012-09-17T17:51:18+00:00

It finally happened - I saw a Kamen Rider gif on the front page of /r/funny.

SietchTabr · 2012-09-17T08:46:48-07:00

How is that funny?

Redditdad6 · 2012-09-17T16:38:24+00:00

Just up voting for Kamen Rider Fourze.

popcultureref · 2012-09-17T16:14:36+00:00

This is particularly awkward when you realize he hasn't moved out, and it's his parents coming home.

devilz_devilz · 2012-09-17T10:31:39-07:00

"Nice one man! have fun getting it on, ill be on reddit if you need me!"

dylansavage · 2012-09-17T08:58:14-07:00

I'm not sure you know what funny means. Why is wanting to high five your room mate funny? It doesnt make any god damn sense.

Doomdoomkittydoom · 2012-09-17T09:40:36-07:00

This takes living vicariously through your roommate to a whole new, sad and awkward, level.

Gynominer · 2012-09-17T10:29:00-07:00

I would request a threesome, but that's just me.

jsphpttrsn · 2012-09-17T15:07:27+00:00

God damn it. There's a euphemism about masturbation needing to be made here and I just can't think of it.

funkybum · 2012-09-17T16:48:53+00:00

It's especially awesome if you helped wingman it up. Though that may require jumping on a grenade and driving hot girls fat friend home just praying she doesn't rape you.

Hypponaut · 2012-09-17T10:15:24-07:00

Does anyone else see an asian guy slowly turning into Rihanna?

SaltyTesties · 2012-09-17T17:17:14+00:00

OP obviously fantasizing about actual social contact.

nephalem2012 · 2012-09-17T10:20:51-07:00

If I came home with a hot girl.. and my room mate high fived me... I'd be like wtf. thats totally player hating.

evilclownmonkey · 2012-09-17T10:25:33-07:00

can someone find this gif without the higest of fives quote?

WreckerCrew · 2012-09-17T10:35:18-07:00

Fingercuffs.

schreimann · 2012-09-17T17:37:39+00:00

Even more when he brings a hot girl and her hot friend over

bro_digz · 2012-09-17T17:38:41+00:00

Fact: the Highest of Fives can only occur at High Noon.

squeezy_bob · 2012-09-17T17:41:20+00:00

My roommate would try to take her from me

bastard..

lambertke · 2012-09-17T17:47:34+00:00

I am just glad this wasn't the arrested development gif again.

shaketothejunt · 2012-09-17T17:56:46+00:00

Gangsta :D

EvenStevenKeel · 2012-09-17T17:58:01+00:00

Came here to complain about how unclear this whole meme is but I see the work has already been done.

Now...I request the highest of fives.

spangg · 2012-09-17T18:03:24+00:00

When my roommate brings a girl home, I think to myself, "How the fuck did this overweight, socially awkward, smelly man child get a girl?" Then I realize that I usually don't talk to people in real life and therefore have no right to judge.

gallantgreg · 2012-09-17T11:20:35-07:00

and then you befriend the shit out of the girl

dannymca · 2012-09-17T18:39:54+00:00

really? good on you, because when I see a hotty on my roommate's arm I'm usually sitting on my laptop like this:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmeorz0RWc1qafrh6.gif

sage2hybrid · 2012-09-17T18:44:05+00:00

I would call dibs.

WhoopTeeDo · 2012-09-17T12:20:19-07:00

How did Dave get a hottie like that at a party like this? GOOD ONE DAVE!

ANAL_QUEEN · 2012-09-17T19:24:33+00:00

My roommate's face when I would bring a guy home.

sg2lyca · 2012-09-17T19:32:00+00:00

I dont know about you guys, but it seems to me that the actor changes after he swings his hair o.0

seanosaur · 2012-09-17T19:46:07+00:00

Rufio?

thebayway · 2012-09-17T19:49:43+00:00

Get off your roommates nuts, and bring home a girl of your own :3

sittty · 2012-09-17T12:59:57-07:00

are you sure you don't mean hottest pizza? or even hottest nothing?

FrancisGo425 · 2012-09-17T19:17:11-07:00

Lame

Omvega · 2012-09-18T06:23:47+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/b68Bp.gif

ESPguitarist · 2012-09-17T18:05:01+00:00

I prefer this gif.

Crab_Allen · 2012-09-17T16:46:41+00:00

I remember when my housemate got laid for the first time in a while, came down exclaimed his success and went for the high five.

It made me cringe so hard inside.

recuringhangover · 2012-09-17T19:26:54+00:00

Wow a lot of mean bitching in here, I laughed. He probably didn't literally request a high five at that moment and also I'm sure if his roommate is pulling in some ass there is some ass run-off for op to snatch up. Haters gonna hate though.

ominous_squirrel · 2012-09-17T16:35:34+00:00

[deleted]

prisrunner · 2012-09-17T15:36:12+00:00

I'm upvoting because this wasn't that Buster Bluth gif again.

McWeezer · 2012-09-17T18:36:04+00:00

I wish OP were my roommate...I've brought home 4 girls in a month...I've gotten 0 high-5's from either of my roommates :/ Good on you, OP. Good on you.

funny

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login