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[–]savetheplanetgirl 117 points118 points ago

[–]All-Things-Are-Great 20 points21 points ago

Not to mention /r/eyebombing and /r/beeriadolia

[–]Standard_breaker 2 points3 points ago

I don't recall when grouping albums of these pictures became funny.

Hahaha. - Obligatory laugh

[–]narcissistically_me 51 points52 points ago

You... you forgot my sad fan-heater?!

[–]Beakerbite 90 points91 points ago

Sad? Your fan heater looks insane in the mainframe.

[–]alltwo147 -1 points0 points ago

Insane in the brain!

[–]sup3rmark 7 points8 points ago

[–]thecolorifix 5 points6 points ago

How is it sad? It has a huge smile.

[–]narcissistically_me 0 points1 point ago

I've had that pic sitting on my hard drive for about 2 months, and not once did I notice the smile, till you pointed it out. Duck-rabbit type thing going on here.

[–]michaelwc[S] 9 points10 points ago

thefted.

[–]narcissistically_me 18 points19 points ago

You sound suspiciously like Strong Bad.

[–]michaelwc[S] 15 points16 points ago

this is by far one of the best compliments i've ever received.

[–]The_Doctor_00 2 points3 points ago

I too read it in the voice of Strong Bad.

[–]Robeleader 0 points1 point ago

Well done.

[–]UncontrollableUrges 0 points1 point ago

say some more stuff :D oh and RES labeled "Strongbad" now

[–]narcissistically_me 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Nearly every week I'm discovering new and interesting subreddits.

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points ago

haha.. He looks more derpy than sad

[–]Mostan 11 points12 points ago

You forgot to remove the 9gag watermark, the floods of redditors are sharpening their pitchforks.

[–]michaelwc[S] 4 points5 points ago

in all honesty, i have never been to 9gog. I got that from here. I have a habit of right clicking and then just saving all the pictures i find with faces.

Edit: typo noticed. left in place on principle.

[–]PushThatFatKid 4 points5 points ago

You have weird principles.

[–]your_penis 10 points11 points ago

still have this from the last time the pepper was posted:

for your entertainment

[–]Soyner 7 points8 points ago

[–]nancydrewskillz 10 points11 points ago

"Thanks for stabbing me in the eyes!"

[–]Ziggitz 25 points26 points ago

Translation: "Here are my reposts, for karma."

[–]kujuh 11 points12 points ago

No reason at all =translate= For my cake day.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

If you repost in bulk, that makes it better. apparently?

[–]lynny130 12 points13 points ago

That bell pepper is scary O.O

[–]ChristmasK 0 points1 point ago

Picture 10. Toilet paper? This is obviously a bathroom. Judging by that facial expression, the photographer is clearly masturbating.

[–]nancydrewskillz 3 points4 points ago

http://imgur.com/HGw4v

my parent's mailbox last winter.

[–]talitus 3 points4 points ago

Cthulhu

[–]myballsgotmilk 7 points8 points ago

The tampons... You're going to put me up where?!

[–]Godtiermasturbator 6 points7 points ago

I interpreted it as, "the... things I've seen... Horrible!"

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

The horror...

[–]deja-vu-comment 4 points5 points ago

This was a murder, the evidence is concrete

.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

We seem to be dealing with a stone cold killer.

[–]ara_p 7 points8 points ago

Here is an album of things with faces. For sweet, sweet karma.

FTFY

[–]michaelwc[S] 5 points6 points ago

SHHHHHH! The mods dont allow karma for reasons!

[–]Herdsoot 11 points12 points ago

[–]lampshadewarrior 7 points8 points ago

Can someone please shop this face onto Edward Munch's "The Scream"

[–]The_Doctor_00 1 point2 points ago

Were I on my laptop I would, I'd like to add that the plank of wood should be shopped onto plank from Ed Edd and Eddy.

[–]sixteen-volume-meng 2 points3 points ago

I think there should be a website where all people post is pictures of stuff like this.

[–]nlc89 2 points3 points ago

[–]MelissaPeaches 0 points1 point ago

"THERE'S A SUBREDDIT FOR THAT"

[–]baskety 2 points3 points ago

that pepper would have scared the crap out of me!

[–]tedtutors 2 points3 points ago

Me and you, Angry BBQ. Me and you both.

[–]Asdayasman 2 points3 points ago

Awww, I really wanted Terri Schiavo to end that album.

[–]SllikkillS 0 points1 point ago

lol these have all been here before. But I feel obliged to give it an upvote seeing as it's your cakeday.

[–]Punksworth 0 points1 point ago

This freaked me out way more than I would have expected.

[–]PiranhaFace -1 points0 points ago

YES.

[–]adjective-noun 1 point2 points ago

I don't see the face in number 9.

EDIT: I found it.

Pro Tip: Tilt your head sideways.

[–]nezdi 1 point2 points ago

which, by the way, is my favorite reason

[–]l7c7s7 0 points1 point ago

ola

[–]ando710 1 point2 points ago

Slenderman board? Or am I the only one who sees it....

[–]milesistherowl 0 points1 point ago

did you take these? because i'm pretty sure one of those was the light rail train from my home.

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

i did not take these. i travels the webs and collects the pictures of the things with the faces. then i put them on http://thisthinghasaface.tumblr.com

[–]Eeku 1 point2 points ago

Picture 7: BVG bus in Berlin.

Source: I'm a bus.

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

hello bus.

[–]Obalanserad 1 point2 points ago

Is nr.6 Batman Axe?

[–]photoshops_badly -1 points0 points ago

[–]williamkkemp 1 point2 points ago

I want a bad photoshop!

[–]williamkkemp 1 point2 points ago

An upvote for you sir..

[–]noathe 0 points1 point ago

You'd love the urinals at my workplace. The grates have three holes that look like a mouth and two sad eyes. It kinda makes me feel bad to pee in the little guy's face...

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

pics or didnt happen. for science!

[–]noathe 3 points4 points ago

I can already hear the conversation with my bosses...

-Noathe, why were you taking pics of your piss?

-No no sir, it's the grate in the urinal, it looks like a sad little man

-Ooh I see it now, back to work!

I'll see if I can get one stealthy pic (it might have to be tomorrow morning though).

Update: I tried taking a quick pic but there's way too many people not to look super suspicious. Thanks for the small adrenaline rush! I'll get a pic tomorrow morning.

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

I really hope you deliver on this. Sans pic of your manhood.

[–]imanabsolutezero 1 point2 points ago

The one with the face in the grain of the wood looks like The Silence.

[–]michaelwc[S] -1 points0 points ago

upvote because i just finished watching DW a few minutes ago

[–]imanabsolutezero 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! Where are you from? I'm from the states. Have you been keeping up with the new series?

Happy Cake Day btw.

[–]coryh 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else find number 16 a little creepy?

[–]Phortaywynn 0 points1 point ago

Theres always a reason. It's always karma.

[–]MisterCortez 1 point2 points ago

I think "Karma" would be the accepted reason.

[–]i_am_omega 0 points1 point ago

Ever get the feeling like there you're being watched? That there's nobody in the room but you feel faces all around, staring at you? Do you feel the presence of tortured souls in your presence? Does your tomato scream in horror as you prepare to slice into it for your BLT sandwich? You are not alone.

[–]doublechucklehaha 1 point2 points ago

That hatchet is sadistic as hell.

[–]Landao90 1 point2 points ago

All thanks to our incredible (edible?) face recognition machine! The brain, making sense out of chaos.

[–]michaelwc[S] -1 points0 points ago

upvote because im incredibly hungry

[–]MelissaPeaches 0 points1 point ago

You have more link karma than me so I have no sympathy for you! But I gave you an upvote anyway...

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

"You know, Edwin happens to know a few things. And one of the things Edwin knows is: It's not how you stand by your car it's how you race your car."

[–]patroneyes 0 points1 point ago

[–]SmoresPies 0 points1 point ago

Do you know this is a disorder? Seeing faces in everyday objects.

[–]JoshofWestern19 0 points1 point ago

Ok that last one was tenuous at best.

[–]Oussama123 0 points1 point ago

Didn't anyone notice the photo from 9gag? That Shit Cray!

[–]RubberDuckOfHell 0 points1 point ago

I love the googly eyes on the xbox. Googly eyes make everything that much more awesome.

[–]RJM10_2 0 points1 point ago

The tampon pic has a face that says "Oh God, you won't believe the things I've seen"

[–]ForZombieRights 0 points1 point ago

There is something about objects with faces that makes people happy.

[–]RapedBySeveral 0 points1 point ago

Hi! I'm Edwin :D

[–]kconnors 1 point2 points ago

Happy Cake Day - upvoted

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

posting an album of reposts doesn't make them not reposts.

[–]Orange_Astronaut 0 points1 point ago

You wouldn't believe

O_O

The horrors I've seen

[–]pbro42 0 points1 point ago

I have that same mirror. Pier One.

[–]TheBrohemian -1 points0 points ago

More like here is an album of reposts!

[–]donkey_punch_kong64 1 point2 points ago

It's actually pretty funny how some people who aren't exposed to this kind of stuff have a hard time seeing, or can't see at all, faces in everyday objects. My fiance is such an example. One time we were driving around and I was laughing at all the faces I saw in houses. She thought I was insane.

[–]Posava -1 points0 points ago

sees 9gag downvote immediately

[–]somehands 0 points1 point ago

For no reason at all.

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

At my store the Kodak machine the photo department uses looks like a hungry box, but I'm too lazy to take and post a picture.

[–]Asicaster -1 points0 points ago

Here's an album with masks instead of faces! http://fatasfuck.bandcamp.com/

[–]Bowenwww 1 point2 points ago

What about Super-Happy-Bin?

[–]_adi 0 points1 point ago

[–]klipse 1 point2 points ago

[–]Punkdance 1 point2 points ago

Super cool. I likey, I likey.

[–]demalition90 1 point2 points ago

What? No this isen't a repost it's MANY reposts... in an album... that makes it OK =D

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

cool

[–]FreeDirt 0 points1 point ago

OP, was this one taken at Mall of America? I swear to christ that's my friends' car, it makes a smiley face on everything whenever the light hits it just right and we commented on it when we went up there last time.

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure. These are sadly not my pics. But unsteady what I've collected through my web surfing.

[–]davesfakeaccount 1 point2 points ago

I literally LOL'ed. Thanks.

[–]Darth_Remus 0 points1 point ago

Was waiting for Nicholas Cage.

Was disappointed.

[–]yoduh4077 1 point2 points ago

No reason at all? Bullshit, it's because it's your cake day, and you know it, OP.

[–]michaelwc[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well...

[–]yoduh4077 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, OP. I was just in a bad mood earlier. Usually I just give the cake day person an upvote and move on, but for some reason I was upset about this post earlier. Anyways, you got your karma from me. Happy cake day!

[–]Molester-Stallone -1 points0 points ago

That hammer........it will haunt my dreams....forever

[–]Katieluvspookie 0 points1 point ago

I did that with my always box but I drew eyes on it.

[–]TheOtherSideOfThings 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised at the lack of wall outlets.

[–]NinjaZebra 0 points1 point ago

9GAG watermark?

[–]Kraynz 1 point2 points ago

See's post, instantly looks around the house for things with faces... finds nothing.. sadness :(

[–]Schwadified 0 points1 point ago

The roofs look like caqtar

[–]AevoCubed 0 points1 point ago

Any room for my jovial toothbrush cup in this thread?

So joyous!

edit: Derped spelling.

[–]skinnyhaz 1 point2 points ago

This box of Always must be like

"The things I've seen o.o"

[–]SeanGoodchild 0 points1 point ago

There will almost certainly be a version captioned with 'You're going to put them WHERE?' on the internet somewhere.

[–]Gustenpunkt 0 points1 point ago

For cakeday reason*

[–]Conlaeb 0 points1 point ago

Edwin axe is Happy Batman.

[–]iAmFkKnEpIkK 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that as I looked at these, I made all the faces?

[–]TayshaunBlackwater 0 points1 point ago

found these guys in the gym a few weeks ago http://imgur.com/BYtre

[–]tempted101 1 point2 points ago

aaand here's a downvote. For no reason at all...

[–]cocacolasea 0 points1 point ago

8th one down is slendy

[–]EchoLocation 1 point2 points ago

This is an angry lift button where I used to work.

[–]tokidokey 0 points1 point ago

because its wonderful

[–]onnoj817 1 point2 points ago

I hate when people call grills "BBQ's."

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure picture 5 is the candy-floss stall from Roller-Coaster tycoon.

[–]max93093 -1 points0 points ago

here is an album of reposts because i lack creativity yet still wanted karma.

[–]magicmagininja 0 points1 point ago

if you repost things in an album you can get karma?

[–]maRtoUK 0 points1 point ago

Awesome - my xbox usb flap has broken too - genius idea! :D

[–]Jon3laze 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bodie1550 0 points1 point ago

From a post I did last week in DIY. The faucets & drain pipe - someone said.

[–]jacobwolfefisher 0 points1 point ago

no reason at all cuz yolo

[–]CodPiece89 0 points1 point ago

9 looks like super meat boy

[–]tallestnickonearth 0 points1 point ago

The grill/BBQ reminded me of MF DOOM

[–]iamhusband 0 points1 point ago

Karma is the reason.

[–]ENoland8 0 points1 point ago

Was that a... A.. 9GAG label? I don't care if you have 1000 upvotes. My downvote will soon be joined by an army of others.

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

It one of the trees from the forest of illusion in Super Mario World!

[–]TurtleFantasy 0 points1 point ago

"Ive seen some shit man."-Public Restroom

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

His name is Edwin <3

[–]Ghede 0 points1 point ago

Googly eyes are cheating! You can make ANYTHING look like a face with googly eyes. Blank wall? GOOGLY EYES. OMG A FACE.

[–]Phlexonance 1 point2 points ago

last one was cheating

[–]smokeydesperado 1 point2 points ago

Fucking xboxs. My USB cover doesnt stay shut either.

[–]michaelwc[S] -5 points-4 points ago

so was your mom. your life is a lie.

[–]Phlexonance -2 points-1 points ago

I'd tell you that I fucked your mum, but the way you talk gives me the impression that she's underage and I'd end up in jail for it.

[–]michaelwc[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Why would I argue with you? You may think I am very young by my tone. In actuality, I am an educated man approaching the ripe age of 30. I am an accomplished musician and a writer. I try on different personas because it helps me in my line of work. A lot of the mirth that I channel comes from seeing the simple joys in life. For example: stupid people on the internet that get into specifics about a picture of an xbox with googly eyes.

So shut the fuck up. It's the internet and you just insulted someones mother over an xbox with googly eyes. Is that how you want to be remembered?

[–]Phlexonance -1 points0 points ago

hahahahahahaaaa

good one, almost bought it

[–]RetroRocker 0 points1 point ago

[–]TrueMilli -3 points-2 points ago

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

The icanhazcheezburger network appears to be leaking today.

[–]operativac -1 points0 points ago

and for no reason upvote. if you have user the cakeword, i wouldnt see your post.