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[–]knofle 35 points36 points ago

[–]Asdayasman 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Worst_Lover_Ever 40 points41 points ago

Not funny.

[–]obvious_karma_whore 7 points8 points ago

I think it would have been funnier without the speech bubble

[–]AculticFly 2 points3 points ago

That's a thought bubble, not a speech bubble. But yes, I do agree.

[–]Alex_S_Harris 17 points18 points ago

Username is relevant?...

[–]marley88 2 points3 points ago

I think it would be better if there was a sign that reads "Premature Ejaculators Anonymous - 8pm" and there was a clock on the wall reading 6:45 or something.

[–]Derpizzle 0 points1 point ago

Punny?

[–]Serial_Masturbator 0 points1 point ago

I feel you, bro. Lucky for me, Jill understands.

[–]deja-vu-comment 7 points8 points ago

Something tells me that if I were there, I wouldn’t want to sit in a circle with everyone facing in.

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[–]atrociousxcracka 1 point2 points ago

I like you

[–]Evantron -1 points0 points ago

Dude, all he does is copy the top comment from when this was posted before, and post it here. Read his username. Also, see the little dot underneath the comment? It links to the original.

[–]atrociousxcracka 0 points1 point ago

Yes, i know. Thats the point. Its sorta a meta-joke. Satire if you will.

[–]fswmacguy 8 points9 points ago

FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:RE:RE:FW:FW:FW:Funny!

[–]mahatmagaga 2 points3 points ago

but wouldn't they have all come too soon?

[–]jazzbraves9ersfan 1 point2 points ago

It was funny... the first time I saw it. Re-post whore!

[–]MrBaconRepostPolice 2 points3 points ago

Have no fear, Officer Bacon is trying to run here! Kidding, how can I help?

[–]CumStainedSally 1 point2 points ago

zing!

[–]suckyou 0 points1 point ago

I just came a little.

[–]Cocopupo 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this too many times..

[–]Executioner1337 0 points1 point ago

So, it's a Circlejerk Club?

[–]detacht69 0 points1 point ago

How dare you sully this board with an image everyone has seen

[–]yaqueeah 1 point2 points ago

So we're just photocopying jokes from old Playboys? That's what we're doing now?

[–]noliesjustlove 0 points1 point ago

Where I work, the restrooms are the next set of doors after the doors to my desk.

A few weeks ago, a guy walks in, looks around and says, "Where is the restroom?" I tell him that they're just next door. He then says, "I guess I came in too soon.....awkward pause....story of my life" and walks out.

[–]makopolo2001[!] 0 points1 point ago

Zing!

[–]CakeSmasher -1 points0 points ago

[–]allthosefeels 0 points1 point ago

ostrichlaugh.swf

[–]SystematicDemon 0 points1 point ago

The best one is an old FB post screenshot that went: "I'm organising a meeting for people who are unable to ejaculate." "Let me know if you can't come".

[–]nebbish 0 points1 point ago

A THOUSAND upvotes, Jesus reddit

[–]leavemealone007 0 points1 point ago

funny but old

[–]GifftedIdeas -1 points0 points ago

I posted this months ago and didn't make the front page. Sigh..

[–]koolgoben -3 points-2 points ago

Really... title | comnts | points | age | /r/ :--|:--|:--|:--|:-- Early for everything. | 7coms | 365pts | 3hrs | funny P.E.A. Meetings | 15coms | 710pts | 4mos | funny Poor man, I'm glad you got some help. | 2coms | 19pts | 5mos | funny Premature Ejaculators Anonymous (SFW) | 30coms | 683pts | 8mos | funny I think he is in a sticky situation | 26coms | 577pts | 10mos | funny Looks like... | 4Y5coms | 710pts | 1yr | funny Came too soon... | 3coms | 50pts | 6mos | funny Happens to the best of us... | 3coms | 90pts | 1mo | funny Early | 0coms | 13pts | 1mo | funny

source: karmadecay

[–]RICH_LITTLE -5 points-4 points ago

I'm OCD about being on time, so sitting around waiting on people to show up is normal for me. I've actually had nightmares about being late.

[–]weinrein 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that sounds more like a night terror.