We should ban life jackets!

tsingi · 2012-09-17T14:15:42+00:00

Your body will keep you alive if you were pushed?

Is this similar to the way a woman's body rejects a foetus if she was violently raped?

Who are these people?

Koshua · 2012-09-17T14:28:22+00:00

Drowning is a gift! All hail the Drowned God!

BrittanyFrankie47 · 2012-09-17T20:49:53+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyYoJlINTHo

Player_Slayer_7 · 2012-09-17T23:38:43+00:00

Lifeguard 1: Dude! Can't you see that kid drowning there! We gotta help him! Lifeguard 2: Let him drown. He chose to go in the water, so he must settle with the consequences. Lifeguard 1: Are you fucking serious! He was pushed in! Lifeguard 2: Then his body will not drown, because it did not choose to go in the water. Lifeguard 1: So you're just gonna let him drown? Lifeguard 2: Precisely. Lifeguard 1: Jesus Christ! Lifeguard 2: Exactly. Lifeguard 1: You're an asshole!

And the moral to the story kids, whoever made this advertisement is one of the biggest assholes ever known, and should be shot. out of a cannon. into the middle of the atlantic. after being brutally raped in the ass by a cricket bat and have his penis/her breasts cut off with a rusty knife.

jesuslovesmeee · 2012-09-17T13:07:47-07:00

If we're going to ban religion, we should ban atheism from schools too.


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