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[–]cerealkiller155 0 points1 point ago

He used magic wood.

[–]PhillLynnot -1 points0 points ago

That means that Noah's Ark is a TARDIS!

[–]stillbatting1000 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure I'll get attacked for trying to be honest when it comes to the... (OMG he's going to say it)... Bible... But nonetheless, even if just to be objective in what we're attacking here, the text states that insects were not to be brought. Also the text does not say "specie" but only "kind." In biblical terms and in modern zoological taxonomy, probably around 8,000 total animals; micro-evolution would have recreated the diversity since then. It may seem small, but it would have been over 462,000 cubic meters. Noah's family would also have had decades to prepare. And finally, legends of a great flood that wiped out most of the world exists in numerous cultures and civilizations around the world. It's not just Genesis that declare it happened. sigh... I'm sure I'll get harassed for this. If you want to attack me for what I wrote, I'm just saying what the text says. I'm not even saying what I believe. Bring on the trolls for daring to be curious of what the text itself actually says. Brace yourselves, r/atheism is coming.

[–]TheSaltySlug87[S] 0 points1 point ago

im saying that noahs ark was probably not real