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[–]zj5u3n3 69 points70 points ago

Leave Britney alone.

[–]yaboydave2012 7 points8 points ago

you are one cheeky cunt, mate, i swear.

[–]mudg3 -3 points-2 points ago

im gonna wreck u

[–]ozzindaleIllest vagina 36 points37 points ago

...You gonna eat that cooked flag?

[–]Conedawg 33 points34 points ago

She is a true and disgusting example of human greed at it's worst.

[–]SydReddit 11 points12 points ago

C'mon! Fairness is overrated really. Wouldn't we be much better off if we had an underclass of people willing to work for less than minimum wage? It would make Gina's operations more profitable, and of course we would all see the trickle down benefits of that. More importantly, it would make my pizza and haircuts cheaper.

Plus with no tax revenue (they're overrated too) to pay for social health or proper education, we could guarantee that the plebs and their kids stay poor and willing to work for peanuts. We'd have to be prepared for a small percentage to beat the odds and escape their condition, but that's nothing to worry about, we could easily absorb them and they would serve as good examples of why the plebs' condition is of their own making - if they really wanted to they could fight to better their condition

The only catch is you have to invest in a bit of private security (e.g. gated communities, personal firearms, bodyguards etc.) because persistent poverty causes a little bit of discontent amongst the plebs. But, that would be a small price to pay.

This Fair Go mentality seems a bit too fluffy and utopian. It's time to take Australia to the next level.

[–]south-of-the-river 3 points4 points ago

I would say not quite the worst - she's not veiling herself in secrecy like most of the elite. We can all see her for what she is, and in doing so, exposes the overall greed in the world for the lowest common denominator to finally see.

[–]DagonSpace is only 1hr drive away, if your car could go straight up. -2 points-1 points ago

I'm thinking less and less that she's actually human at all. Maybe the Christians were right and Dante was on the money.

I'm pretty sure that she's actually Greed incarnate, a loathsome demon lord of hell, and her rise to power surely signifies the End Times.

And since it is the end, could someone point me in the direction of Lust?

[–]south-of-the-river 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the Christians were right

Fuck, I hope not

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[–]south-of-the-river 1 point2 points ago

That's not what I'm worried about.. It's never hearing the end of it from the Christians about them being right that I won't be able to cope with.

[–]Bit_Chewy -2 points-1 points ago

Eh don't worry, loads of religions have demons.

[–]Hillbilly501 19 points20 points ago

Behead all those who won't work for $2 a day!

[–]mrh112 16 points17 points ago

why is she holding a fossilised turd? and why did she take a bite out of it?

[–]soyabstemio 104 points105 points ago

That is her heart.

[–]StalingradIsNoFun 13 points14 points ago

There's a faint black smudge on Gina's upper lip..hair or coal smudge. You decide!

[–]holden-magroin 8 points9 points ago

I didn't notice that. I was too busy counting her chins. I counted four!

[–]blipblipbeep -3 points-2 points ago

Gina is going for chin profit. I think she may be the richest girl on the planet.

EDIT: thing to think.

[–]south-of-the-river 1 point2 points ago

"The Super Chinsources Royalty"

[–]khalorei 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I count 3 chins and 1 neck wattle.

[–]wunty -5 points-4 points ago

The man can count.

[–]InactiveUserwould suck a dick for fast internet 0 points1 point ago

Its a tomato sauce stain. Maybe 5 weeks old.

[–]Jackio37 9 points10 points ago

I don't know why people keep saying she lacks self awareness of everyday people's lives. She probably knows just doesn't care.

[–]Lovebeard 14 points15 points ago

I like how she put on all that makeup and probably thought to herself, "Yeah, that looks good."

[–]Boomanchu 25 points26 points ago

Hey man, I dislike her as much as the next guy, but there's plenty to insult her about without bringing up her looks. Even if it is self imposed, I'm sure she's quite aware that she's not considered attractive.

[–]ICouldEatAKnobAtNite 16 points17 points ago

I'm sure she is probably considered attractive back on her home planet of Ferenginar.

[–]CutsprocketThe Blunder from Down Under 2 points3 points ago

Unlikely, her Lobes are way too small and she's wearing clothing

[–]ICouldEatAKnobAtNite 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps, but I hear that she gives good Oo-mox.

[–]Malphinsisen 3 points4 points ago

Couldn't agree more. There are plenty of good reasons to despise and mock her, leave the looks and weight comments out of it.

[–]Lovebeard -4 points-3 points ago

I think it's perfectly reasonable to bring up her looks when it totally exemplifies her complete lack of self awareness.

[–]Toma- 0 points1 point ago

Rename it to Gino?

[–]anthrox 9 points10 points ago

is she eating the coal?

[–]GeminiRat 3 points4 points ago

She looks like she's eaten a bunch of it.

[–]speedofart 7 points8 points ago

you know shes fancy because she holds her pinky out

[–]Nokonoko 4 points5 points ago

This is the best satire I’ve seen all week. Bravo.

[–]boolenr-send -1 points0 points ago

Ah hahahahahahahaha....

sorry :(

hahahahahahahah

[–]cowspanker -1 points0 points ago

Can billionaires be trolled?

[–]UNITA_rebel_alliance -1 points0 points ago

Can we feast on the body?

[–]DownvoteAttractor 0 points1 point ago

Behead those who insult I's lamb.

[–]piggyback101 -1 points0 points ago

Just realised she's looks like mimi from shameless.

[–]The_Latest_Alter 6 points7 points ago

Just realised she's looks like mimi from shameless.

Had quite the chuckle having this brought to my attention, which quickly turned into maniacal cackling when I realised I was thinking about the wrong Mimi, yet, it still applies..

[–]gina_rinehartJoin Me or Die. 0 points1 point ago

Finally something I can upvote!

[–]TheOriginalSamBell 0 points1 point ago

Yes Grand Nagus!

[–]sgtpepper_ga'rn mate -1 points0 points ago

She sure does have the lobes

[–]bencelot 0 points1 point ago

Ahh the circle is complete.

[–]CognogginSwinging from tree to tree in the wilds of British Columbia 0 points1 point ago

I shall lobby for this legislation, immediately!

[–]DueyDerpis being insightful or taking the piss 0 points1 point ago

Too good. Watch out. News corp will steal this.

[–]aussiegreenie -1 points0 points ago

Much to Gina's disappointment I do not think either Roy Hill nor the Alpha coal projects will proceed.

All the banks are worried and a lot of the financing is being done via government Import / Export agencies.

[–]south-of-the-river 1 point2 points ago

And that's a good thing too. My [extended] family runs Roy Hill, and I can guarantee that the Kennedy boys would not have been impressed with the plans.

[–]H00ded -5 points-4 points ago

I was just thinking, she looks like she is holding some cake, and because she is a fat cow, I could believe it.

Has anybody, or can anybody, photoshop cake into her hand and some cake on her face?

[–]K4USHIK -3 points-2 points ago

This is the bigger problem. Yes yes ..this !!!

[–]rakista -3 points-2 points ago

Did this three ton dinosaur emerge from the coal bed? Maybe we should call somebody.

[–]Beltox -3 points-2 points ago

Where's your safety glass...

[–]FurriesRuinEverythin -3 points-2 points ago

Gina is my hero. I hope one day I can be just like her.