Dammit Goat, you're drunk. [gif]

FlippyWippy · 2012-09-17T15:57:04+00:00

This goat has actually been born with a bone disfiguration. Its spine is naturally curved like that making it painful to walk on 4 legs so it tries to get along on two. They normall die very young or are put down.

alftanner · 2012-09-17T08:23:25-07:00

Haha that was exceptional camera stability for a "drunken goat" internet vid. Almost looks like they busted out a track and dolly to follow that goat guy

Maxatron4000 · 2012-09-17T08:02:05-07:00

Kids these days...

NyQuil012 · 2012-09-17T12:40:08+00:00

That goat's not drunk. The farmer is drunk, that's why the goat's butt hurts and it can't walk right.

Revoluzzer · 2012-09-17T15:21:04+00:00

Why do some animals do that, anyway? I mean, we've all seen Oscar doing his thing, but I've never heard an explanation for this behaviour...

Rubix22 · 2012-09-17T17:19:26+00:00

Fuck me in the goat ass!

missC08 · 2012-09-17T14:26:32+00:00

Looks to be serious condition...

Komcor · 2012-09-17T18:44:37+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/wTjwJ.jpg

GoldenFalcon · 2012-09-17T15:43:25+00:00

I know I couldn't do that if I was drunk.

tenshady · 2012-09-17T08:42:38-07:00

Original video?

AlphaKat · 2012-09-17T16:10:41+00:00

the only time i've seen an animal do this, it was an obese beagle that had snapped both it's achilles tendons.

shansamiam · 2012-09-17T16:00:53+00:00

Dat upper body strength.

OnceIHadACookie · 2012-09-17T15:51:33+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Dammit Goat, you're drunk. [gif]	14^coms	341^pts	3^hrs	funny
Look what I can do!	2^coms	18^pts	3^mos	gifs
Bottoms Up	1^com	62^pts	3^mos	funny

SpermWhale · 2012-09-17T15:40:09+00:00

Goat has eaten anti gravity contaminated grass.

scona · 2012-09-17T17:32:28+00:00

Heeeeeeyyyyy Goat!

He started beating me with this hickory stick, you know, really lacing into me.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-17T15:35:14+00:00

Goats can't hold their liquor.

frameRAID · 2012-09-17T15:44:41+00:00

"Hey grab the steadicam, let's shoot this crazy ass goat!!!" - said one person in the entire history of the universe.

EmeAngel · 2012-09-17T15:49:38+00:00

False. A drunk goat would not be that coordinated.

poleethman · 2012-09-17T15:50:58+00:00

I hate when my hind legs get the floaties.

cosmicabacus · 2012-09-17T08:54:29-07:00

did that goat shit himself right at the end?

Asdayasman · 2012-09-17T15:54:39+00:00

To the people talking about the stability, you can get amazing stability with a tripod, held like a counterweight. There's a video by some scientist dude on youtube somewhere. I've forgotten his name, which annoys me.

SomeFakeInternetName · 2012-09-17T16:08:12+00:00

Deal with it.

thesmedt · 2012-09-17T16:09:45+00:00

I once saw a dog that peed like this. It was awesome

MeOnTheInternet · 2012-09-17T16:10:46+00:00

I wish I had a strong core like that.

Raufflecopter · 2012-09-17T16:15:39+00:00

Put to music.

rane0 · 2012-09-17T16:25:12+00:00

Haters gonna hate.

doublechucklehaha · 2012-09-17T16:34:46+00:00

Ghost. Goat. Rapist.

Cleggstasy · 2012-09-17T16:35:08+00:00

Oh laddergoat you so random!

coldfu · 2012-09-17T16:38:09+00:00

He is of the DEVIL!

sareteni · 2012-09-17T16:40:37+00:00

ACROGOAT!

sfdmfcssfd · 2012-09-17T09:41:44-07:00

Looks like the little fella is about to butt-spray.

Ehlectric · 2012-09-17T09:44:24-07:00

Obligatory laddergoat

The_Bangs · 2012-09-17T09:49:46-07:00

Go home goat.

brocfrompokemon · 2012-09-17T16:51:40+00:00

evolution isn't woking so well for this guy

Myxomitosis87 · 2012-09-17T16:51:44+00:00

My dog walked like that once. But I didn't film it because I don't have a camera strapped around my neck at all times.

lynxman89 · 2012-09-17T16:59:06+00:00

It kind of moves like a Spore creature.

sobdos · 2012-09-17T17:07:21+00:00

Damn it, goat, you're an alcoholic! Damn it, goat, you have lupus. One of those two doesn't sound right.

besidesthat · 2012-09-17T10:11:57-07:00

steadycam.gif, it's so smooth

aceoftrachs · 2012-09-17T17:12:01+00:00

This is how I would walk around if I was gay.

Bowlero · 2012-09-17T17:13:59+00:00

Ayy goat! I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick!

pretendingtolive · 2012-09-17T10:15:18-07:00

I read the headline to be "Dammit God, you're drunk."

...pretty clear what that says about me...

Molester-Stallone · 2012-09-17T10:19:06-07:00

He is being abducted by an alien,you should feel bad for not helping him

NightEmber79 · 2012-09-17T17:20:37+00:00

HEY, SEXY LAAAADAY!

Ball_to_Groin · 2012-09-17T10:29:00-07:00

Mrs. Wide Open!

inibrius · 2012-09-17T17:34:01+00:00

Goat-nam style?

ICanBeAnyone · 2012-09-17T10:34:27-07:00

Your white swan is perfect!

KaXaSA · 2012-09-17T10:44:55-07:00

relevant.

thexexes · 2012-09-17T18:06:35+00:00

Goat wheelie

rarely_heard_opinion · 2012-09-17T18:07:55+00:00

bitch, i'm SUOLUBAF!

rconnelly20 · 2012-09-17T18:11:34+00:00

give me your keys man, i cant let you drive

GillStipe · 2012-09-17T11:19:24-07:00

Hey goat, I like your gymnastic skills. Say hi to your mother for me.

mapkinase · 2012-09-17T11:20:44-07:00

It's the opposite!

Imagine passing "walk a straight line" with half of your legs.

GhostOf2010 · 2012-09-17T18:36:02+00:00

Drunk or not, that thing has mad skills!

Anorexorcist · 2012-09-17T18:37:45+00:00

Dammit Otto, you have lupus!

LaughterAndChaos · 2012-09-17T11:40:23-07:00

that goat has done way more steps with a handstand than me. very, very impressive goat!

Schmackadoodle · 2012-09-17T11:45:58-07:00

this gif made wiping my ass sooo much better

AsskickMcGee · 2012-09-17T18:58:47+00:00

Best. Fart. Ever.

QuintennetniuQ · 2012-09-17T19:14:32+00:00

Had an awesome experience watching this while listening to the guitar solo of But, Honestly

pieceolisa · 2012-09-17T12:20:19-07:00

Sitting in the lunchroom at work laughing at this for the past 5 minutes. People staring. I ain't even mad.

CamCamJenkins · 2012-09-17T19:22:46+00:00

Judging by the goat's asshole, it has been forcibly held in that position and sodomized.

stagfury · 2012-09-17T19:23:18+00:00

I thought the horn was a penis O_O.

WhiteyFisk · 2012-09-17T19:31:11+00:00

That goat has been buying me drinks all afternoon.

sani579 · 2012-09-17T12:31:24-07:00

Dude, who are you, seriously?! And where do you get this stuff?!

thrrones · 2012-09-17T20:18:10+00:00

Oh Goatley....

Eastnasty · 2012-09-17T13:27:19-07:00

It's just a goat man! Reddit is so full of bleating hearts.....

It's ok, I'm leaving now.

LongInTheTooth · 2012-09-17T21:05:26+00:00

Naw, that's what happened after the Old Man beat him with the hickory stick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIgOj68G1Y

ButteredWarrior · 2012-09-17T22:15:12+00:00

"what I was thinking watching this video" SHIT GOAT!! SHIT AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!

bgbritt1015 · 2012-09-17T22:44:45+00:00

If you can do that when you're drunk, then holy shit

rendej0 · 2012-09-17T16:22:45-07:00

excellent ¿cameramanship?

IStandUpForYou · 2012-09-17T18:48:20-07:00

Stop posting Scopolamina, you post every day. This karma stuff isn't real!

The_Last_Melon14 · 2012-09-18T02:06:19+00:00

I wish I could walk this well when I'm drunk

mydogisarhino · 2012-09-18T07:31:31+00:00

Relevant

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-17T05:49:59-07:00

Face down, ass up.

funny

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