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I've always wanted to be just ugly! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I-Know-Where-U--R 21 points22 points ago

T N T Gym, 426 Langsett Road, Sheffield, United Kingdom

[–]Gorignak 5 points6 points ago

Very clever, but OP didn't take this picture.

[–]Luke273 4 points5 points ago

Shameless promotion of my hometown /r/sheffield

[–]Piss_Lizard 1 point2 points ago

Hello fellow Sheffield dweller.

[–]JaneyWaney 0 points1 point ago

Shamelessly upvoting for being from my home city!

[–]jaju123 2 points3 points ago

Do you own it and this is secretly a marketing Internet scheme? Totally sounds like something I'd come up with... ;)

[–]sanchy96 12 points13 points ago

"I will always try to be Ugly."

[–]FGWL 0 points1 point ago

Was hoping to see this here. For some reason I read it all over again every single time I see it...

[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

/b/ cries every fucking day.

[–]vondahl 7 points8 points ago

Here at Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it!

[–]JediMasterSam 68 points69 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
At least I can fix one problem........ 2coms -4pts 2mos funny
This pic showed up on my Facebook feed 4coms -7pts 1mo funny
Just be... 95coms 1890pts 2mos funny
Funny ad for gym in England 0coms 14pts 1mo pics
Great advertising. 0coms 6pts 1mo funny
Tired of Being Fat & Ugly? 0coms -5pts 2mos funny
Tired of being fat and ugly? 1com -1pt 2mos funny
Bad advertising. 11coms 267pts 11dys WTF
Win! 1com 3pts 1mo funny
Well, I'm motivated. 2coms 4pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]JeremyG 12 points13 points ago

And that was just in the last 2 months. Dear god.

[–]Kr0nos 1 point2 points ago

Question.. how do you check if something you're gonna post has been posted before and therefore avoid the wrath of the reddit?

[–]poops_on_midgets 4 points5 points ago

karma decay

[–]drummer_86 0 points1 point ago

The importance of having the right title.

[–]In_Dying_Arms -1 points0 points ago

The fact the one in /r/WTF got the most upvotes flusters me.

[–]Intrepid00 5 points6 points ago

Then you can beat up people that call you ugly.

[–]humble_braggart 6 points7 points ago

Homer, can you please remember to wipe your sweat off the machine? I got a terrible rash yesterday.

[–]getondachoppa 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

[–]m4cin 0 points1 point ago

Which episode is this?

[–]thediscobison 6 points7 points ago

If you're in good shape, you're 90% towards being attractive anyway.

[–]dsutari 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, I've seen some faces that account for more than 10% ugly.

[–]elebrin 0 points1 point ago

So get your teeth fixed, get a haircut that doesn't make you look stupid, replace glasses with contacts, and moisturize. Many of those facially ugly problems will go away.

[–]Tarblz 1 point2 points ago

Just get plastic surgery, I've always wanted to get some done on my face.

Beautiful people are successful people after all.

[–]elebrin 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen plastic surgery make someone look better. Shiny skin and a forehead that doesn't move aren't terribly attractive. The only one I have seen that was halfway good is the droopy eyes fix where they take a slice of your eyelid out. Those look OK and if your droopy eyes are affecting your vision you can get insurance to pay for it.

[–]Tarblz 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I'd say she looks a lot better

Most of my ugly comes from things like wrinkles (at 20), acne scarred skin, a lack of a chin, badly shaped ears, very thick eyebrows, rounded instead of sharp jawline, etc..

All things plastic surgery can help with. Unless there's a chin workout I don't know about?

[–]elebrin 2 points3 points ago

But what does she look like without the makeup and photoshop?

[–]Tarblz -1 points0 points ago

Let me guess, any time you see good results from plastic surgery you immediately cry "Photoshop!"?

Makeup I can understand, but if I can get plastic surgery that mimics the affects of makeup and works 24/7, I don't see the problem.

[–]aceoftrachs -1 points0 points ago

Nice try, facially ugly person.

[–]zublits[!] 0 points1 point ago

It helps, but I think 90% is pushing it. It's probably different for men and women too.

I think being fit has more to do with confidence than anything, and that's the real important factor when it comes to attraction.

[–]centipedeseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

FACT.

[–]FlyingPasta 3 points4 points ago

...OR FICTION?

[–]longpigg 2 points3 points ago

Best ad ever

[–]Blown_Hard 1 point2 points ago

dat rain

[–]De4thDoll 0 points1 point ago

hahaha great gym!

[–]wiipony 0 points1 point ago

I love how all his posts are just the same thing.

[–]WhatDoesThatMeme 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna state that this was a repost, but it seems the top commenter has got us covered.

[–]Boredofborg 0 points1 point ago

Upboats for putting Hillsborough on Reddit

[–]Ben4201163 -1 points0 points ago

Ugly and what? proud... LOUDER IM UGLY AND IM PROUD

[–]sideofthedawn 0 points1 point ago

How many more times is this going to be reposted?

[–]Sledge7676 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like sitting down to take a dump and laughing out loud when I saw this. to funny

[–]Bokofittleworth 0 points1 point ago

Nice Pecs = More Sex. Banish those man boobs!

[–]aceoftrachs 0 points1 point ago

They seem like the type of gym owners I want to give my financial information to during the sign up process.

[–]chiver10 0 points1 point ago

A plastic surgeon should rent a building right next to this gym with a sign saying:

"Fuck the gym we can fix your fat and ugliness in just one trip! "

[–]Jay_KWM 0 points1 point ago

You missed their other sign. 'Guys, do the ladies think you're a metrosexual wimp?!? Gym'll fix it!' (also, I was very confused when I saw the picture. I took a pic if this two months ago from the same spot!)

[–]catrain 0 points1 point ago

R-R-R-REPOST!

[–]RICH_LITTLE -5 points-4 points ago

I like how the gym is just called "GYM"

[–]Pays4Porn 8 points9 points ago

Identical comment from previous post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wo3ie/just_be/c5f23q4

DontCallMeNeilSedaka 136 points 2 months ago (154|18)

I like how the gym is just called "GYM"

[–]gosuprobe 4 points5 points ago

We need more posts like this. Reposting is one thing, but blatantly copying comments is a joke. Comments should be true new content.

[–]Karl_Marx_ -1 points0 points ago

We need more posts like this. Reposting is one thing, but blatantly copying comments is a joke.

Comments should be true new content.

[–]atafies 5 points6 points ago

Jesus people, I would have probably made the same comment. There are phrases/combinations of words in human language that will be repeated by people that have never met each other. Don't take the repost hate circlejerk too far.

Unless I just wooshed real hard, in that case carry on.

[–]Karl_Marx_ -1 points0 points ago

You are right, ideas and thoughts have a good chance have being reproduced.

Although, this guy just copied and pasted the comment. He even didn't add the period at the end of the sentence. I guess my point is that by doing this, we degrade the open source content to this website.

[–]atafies -1 points0 points ago

What I'm saying is, how do you know for a fact he copy and pasted it? A lot of people I know simply don't use periods when typing in comment sections.

[–]Karl_Marx_ -1 points0 points ago

After looking at the rest of his posts, he seems to use punctuation for every post.

Do I know for a fact that he copy and pasted? No.

Does everything point to him doing so? Yes. The formatting/wording is exactly the same.

[–]DystopiaX -1 points0 points ago

Was just about to say that. THe "I like how..." phrasing is something I happen to use a lot, there's a good chance I'd have posted something exactly like this.

[–]Beefourthree -1 points0 points ago

Jesus people, I would have probably made the same comment. There are phrases/combinations of words in human language that will be repeated by people that have never met each other. Don't take the repost hate circlejerk too far.

Unless I just wooshed real hard, in that case carry on.

[–]Seiak -2 points-1 points ago

Oh cool, a giym!

[–]APPLEZACKS -1 points0 points ago

This was the very first picture I ever posted on Reddit. I titled it "Some would rather just be fat". It got -1 upvotes. Any comments, Reddit?

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