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[–]shonuffshogun 70 points71 points ago

I've told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture! You can't disappoint a picture!

You could xpost this to r/community. They'd probably get a kick outta it.

Edit: changed Levar to LeVar as GAMERBOB93 and the actual post point out. I am ashamed.

[–]GAMERBOB93 13 points14 points ago

It's LeVar, mothafucka!

[–]shonuffshogun 12 points13 points ago

You're correct and your anger is appropriate.

[–]mmss 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tuvw12 1 point2 points ago

I was trying to figure out why this seems so familiar even though I never saw any of these things thanks for that

[–]Catnip123 41 points42 points ago

reminds me of the moon landing

[–]rprebel 11 points12 points ago

I have that on a t-shirt. Got it in the late 90s from the Onion.

[–]czjay 3 points4 points ago

My Dad is good friends with Ruben Blades, who in turn was friends with Raul Julia when they were both struggling actors. Ruben and Raul were both drinking at a bar in NYC while watching the moon landing and when those famous words were uttered, Raul stood up and shouted "That's all he could say? I would have said, 'I am Raul Julia of Puerto Rico and I am standing on the fucking moon!!'".

[–]jfrank3220 29 points30 points ago

[–]toolschism 7 points8 points ago

I actually just saw that episode for the first time yesterday. What a coincidence haha awesome show.

[–]LeVar_Burton[!] 15 points16 points ago

This brings back memories.

[–]Overused_Gimli 15 points16 points ago

BEST FUCKING BELIEVE

[–]mcadude500 8 points9 points ago

When I read the title I thought I would find a picture of an angel having sex with a demon

[–]joncrtny 19 points20 points ago

It's funny because it swears a lot.

[–]ReflexMan 1 point2 points ago

I have never understood why people think this stuff is funny.

They just say some pretty boring and bland sentences that don't really say much, but then they sprinkle in curse words every 2 words to make it sound emphatic.

Comedy at its finest...

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

This is the third topic I've seen done like this in the last month or so. It's a meme being born from the primordial ooze of social media. Beware.

[–]DarylHannahMontana 0 points1 point ago

It's far from new. You can find plenty of "extreme" recipes/ instructional /informational images like this. Here's Maddox's extreme review of the iphone, circa 2007, for instance.

[–]silversapp 7 points8 points ago

I like LeVar Burton and everything, but these things are just not funny anymore. Take something you like, state some facts about it, and add a whole lot of profanity. It's just not clever.

[–]goswimmingly 3 points4 points ago

AMA request: LeVar Burton

[–]RBeck 2 points3 points ago

Your name is Toby!

[–]mmss 2 points3 points ago

Tobi. With an I. And an accent over the I. Sometimes I put a heart or a smiley face or something in place of the accent, you know, just to brighten up a person's day.

[–]alanpugh 0 points1 point ago

This extreme advertising theme is going to lose its value really quick if we start doing it for every bug that Reddit hates and every actor that Reddit loves.

[–]Micoha 2 points3 points ago

This is almost good enough to be on 9gag.

[–]SuperSaiyanNoob 2 points3 points ago

2007 was a good year.

[–]growlingbear -1 points0 points ago

This was so funny that I laughed for -5 minutes.

[–]jphw 2 points3 points ago

Take a look, it's in a book.

[–]chunkmuffins 2 points3 points ago

A Reading Rainbow.

[–]doubledoseday 0 points1 point ago

Butterfly in the skyyy....I can fly twice as highhhhhhh

[–]yodogyo76 0 points1 point ago

i wonder if he could even see through that thing on star trek

[–]black804 0 points1 point ago

uhmazing

[–]dayrobin 0 points1 point ago

Reallly?

[–]dproff 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]n0friendzonepity -1 points0 points ago

This is goddamned awesome.

[–]sidvicioushart 0 points1 point ago

I hate this. Saying "Fuck" a bunch of times just makes this stupid.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 2 points3 points ago

WELL, FUCK.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

You googled "holy fucking hell"? Suuure.

[–]edwartica[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for something to post for my reddit cake day. I think I can say mission accomplished here

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

In that case, happy cakeday!

[–]edwartica[S] 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this.

[–]aarow64 1 point2 points ago

Do I have to take your word for it?

[–]Mottwally -1 points0 points ago

36 minutes and no upvotes? I got ya brother.

[–]PostSincerity 0 points1 point ago

OK, but... all three of those are acting jobs. Acting is one talent. So, how is he multi-talented?

[–]girly_fish13 1 point2 points ago

Talents: 1. Acting 2. Having 2 capital letters in his first name

you're welcome

[–]d_r0ck 0 points1 point ago

I'm literally looking at him on screen right now on ST: NG

[–]PapaPeyton 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact. I actually got to interview LeVar Burton. Hes an incredibly nice but odd guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R2k8e2kWAU&feature=plcp

[–]yakshamash 1 point2 points ago

Some Credit... This comes from Extreme Advertising

[–]BoilerMaker11 0 points1 point ago

this is probably what was running through Troy's head

[–]Clown45 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for shitty WordArt

[–]naterc14 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would read again

[–]Nackles 1 point2 points ago

SET PHASERS TO LOVE ME!

(Troy gets all the best lines. He got "Is someone THROWING it?", my favorite of the whole damned series.)

[–]r0ckarong 0 points1 point ago

This just gave me cancer ...

[–]iChuckwagon 0 points1 point ago

He was also the voice of Kwame in Captain Planet, http://nonprophetstatus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/278378-kwame1_large.jpg

So you can also thank him for teaching your ass how to recycle shit.

[–]astroknots 0 points1 point ago

He is also on the Board of Trustees of the Astronaut Scholarship Foundation

[–]thegoogs 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I love these things. They get me every time.

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

I LOVED Reading Rainbow! LeVar Burton is my HERO!

:D HOORAY FOR READING!

[–]legionmd82 0 points1 point ago

Holy FUUUCK this is amazing!

[–]onlyhereforthecake 0 points1 point ago

This comes from extremeadvertisements.com. Fucking hilarious stuff.

[–]PiousShadow 0 points1 point ago

Troy would approve

[–]cryglory 0 points1 point ago

Everything was bold. :/

[–]johnsbury 0 points1 point ago

I always though that was a cars air filter he was wearing.

[–]Revelry13 0 points1 point ago

If i could upvote this twice i would

[–]shootlikeaproG36 0 points1 point ago

Does he play in Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood?

[–]SwineHerald 0 points1 point ago

I never stop being amused by Geordi's visor. The object that was supposed to make the blind character able to see, in reality made the sighted actor practically blind.

[–]utoniumx 1 point2 points ago

I love you:D

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 0 points1 point ago

I never watched trek really, so never heard the story as to why he always had that thing over his eyes. Seems pretty silly from a long distance pov, imagine having to do every scene with that stupid thing covering your eyes. Wouldn't be able to do shit! And once it's on there, it's stuck there for the whole series.

[–]edwartica[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, in the latter movies he had implants instead of the visor.

[–]caroline_ 1 point2 points ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–]haddockcpt 2 points3 points ago

As I was reading, I could swear I was hearing the dude from Epic Meal Time read this to me.

[–]Nimoue -1 points0 points ago

yes.

[–]forevabronze 1 point2 points ago

i got 99 problems but a breach aint one

[–]ProcrastinationBear 0 points1 point ago

Minesweeper always gets me.

[–]nasty_nate 1 point2 points ago

I googled (something lame) and found (something old).

[–]coottenhimer -3 points-2 points ago

YO NAME IS TOBY.

Also, horrible title. No one cares what you google.

[–]edwartica[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Interestingly enough, I was watching an episode of Voyager where Geordi LaForge was mentioned. Coincidence? Ok, yeah, total coincidence.

[–]LittleDinamit -1 points0 points ago

[–]len3001 0 points1 point ago

Technically there is a lowercase "v" in Levardis Robert Martyn Burton, Jr.

[–]hipstorian -1 points0 points ago

This is the best picture on the internet to date. Nope, it's already a done deal. Sealed. Established. LeVar Burton.

[–]MalignantMoose -2 points-1 points ago

Word art >_<

[–]clueGLUE 1 point2 points ago

It kind of looks like Teal'c from stargate impersonating the star trek guy.

[–]TARDIS -1 points0 points ago

[–]iKaka -1 points0 points ago

You got an relevant result?

Amazing

[–]DickensOrDrood -4 points-3 points ago