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[–]paul_swimmer[S] 1 point2 points ago

Here are the pictures of my car burning. I had driven that minivan for about 7 years, it was a part of my identity.

http://i.imgur.com/FEGLG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/L0w24.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sg5pt.jpg

[–]jebsta1 1 point2 points ago

Why was it on fire?

[–]paul_swimmer[S] 1 point2 points ago

I am 99% sure I broke a fuel line. I smelled gas for like 20-30 seconds. And you know when you smell something like that you wonder if its the car in front of you? Well I did, then I smelled burning and knew it was my car. And before I could pull it over in time there was a "POP" and fire was shooting out from my wheel well. I lost almost all my breaks and had to coast it in to the emergency lane. Then I bailed out and ran a decent ways away.

[–]jebsta1 0 points1 point ago

Wow you're lucky that nothing exploded or anything. Im glad you made it out ok, even though you lost your auto.

[–]paul_swimmer[S] 0 points1 point ago

Its ok, I was going to retire it in a month anyways and get a new one. Plus I got 300 bucks for scrapping it. About as much as I was going to sell it for. Its just a damn shame though. I liked that car a lot.

[–]penguinlover200 0 points1 point ago

i read this in jesse's voice from bb, made it more intresting