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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS (i.imgur.com)

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[–]nik27 26 points27 points ago

Haha oh man the Onion is so obnoxio............ wait what this was a special on fucking CBS?!?!?!

[–]Ceronn 25 points26 points ago

Well, Cheetos are made by man, and Cheesus is a Cheetos... Man made Cheesus.

Checkmate theists.

[–]hillelm666 16 points17 points ago

Food companies should start making one Jesus shaped snack per every 10,000 just to fuck with Christians.

[–]Echleon 0 points1 point ago

Probably already do that LMAO. Have all the fundies rush their product when 'jesus' was found in one of the bags.

[–]simenk 27 points28 points ago

When proof of God's existence appears as a twisted, deformed snack; you know he is on the verge of giving up humanity.

[–]Aavagadrro 3 points4 points ago

Create the entire universe, flood an entire planet, hold the sun in the sky for days to help a battle, knock up a virgin without poppin the cherry....

Now the best he can do is show up in snack food, water stains, and wood grain patterns.

[–]shikai11 6 points7 points ago

I could see myself taking communion if it were the body of Our Lord Cheesus.

[–]Dr_MumboJumbo 4 points5 points ago

God never looked so tasty.

[–]DeCipherred 1 point2 points ago

All hail the glorious Cheesus...nom...nom...nom...

[–]eternal_wait 4 points5 points ago

Look infound him to http://i.imgur.com/hXt2E.jpg

[–]FieryHawk79 -1 points0 points ago

I think that's - Yup, that's definitely photoshop. You can tell by the pixels.

[–]eternal_wait 0 points1 point ago

Wao... technology!

[–]natholomew 1 point2 points ago

Guess I'm the pigeon

[–]chef_emerald 1 point2 points ago

Is this a joke? This looks like a joke...please tell me it's a joke.

[–]Nullvoid123 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

Edit: It's not a joke.

[–]LordOfTurtles 0 points1 point ago

YOU. DID. NOT. EDIT. YOUR. POST.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

[–]Nikola95 2 points3 points ago

God's power is really getting weaker and weaker ever since He created the universe up to now.

[–]MisterWoodles 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't this pun already made on an episode of Glee?

(That's just what I heard! Not saying I watch Glee!)

[–]SonicWafflez 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]Teal_skies 0 points1 point ago

I immediately knew the link would lead to that. Bless you.

[–]Mattycore 1 point2 points ago

More proof that religious people are fucking morons.

[–]LoveMeSexyJesus 2 points3 points ago

Apparently there have been some complications in returning Jesus to the Earth. Big guy up there needs some practice, give it time.

[–]Aesir1 0 points1 point ago

You can't explain that.

[–]nik27 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFchkUFzqg

[–]SmilinBob82 6 points7 points ago

Waiting for the interview with the guy that's like "It's just a freaking cheeto..."

[–]routari 1 point2 points ago

Newsworthy in America.

[–]Furydwarf 0 points1 point ago

Any last words Jesus........."Cheese me"

[–]polkadots1999 0 points1 point ago

I am assuming posting this was a joke and giving it an up vote.

[–]IllGiveYouAnUpvote 0 points1 point ago

It was a good run guys.

[–]beebrianna 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait til some small child just grabs it and eats it thinking it is just a simple cheeto, which it is...

[–]Imnotevenangry 0 points1 point ago

Why is it that God's existence is always proven on a Monday for me? Church was yesterday. Praise Him!

[–]dikfeld 0 points1 point ago

Cheesus is inside of everyone, you just have to eat him!

[–]-TurtlePower- 1 point2 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[–]Dotb 0 points1 point ago

That's not real, right?

[–]masters1125 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of an album by the best band ever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeses...(of_Nazareth)

[–]mkingblade 0 points1 point ago

This should be in r/funny

[–]themangeraaad 0 points1 point ago

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY?!??!?!! (or even seeing the light of day on any news source).

I mean wtf. In what I thought was a modern society, how can these people not be laughed out of the country.

I really wish cheetos would come out and make a statement explaining this shape and how it is not an act of god

[–]smeegarific 1 point2 points ago

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXX74PaKvi0/TMeLaHRzskI/AAAAAAAADfc/eob9phe06Do/s1600/flot+cheesus.jpg

[–]kazjol69 1 point2 points ago

I find this clear maifestation of Jesus Christ as a Cheeto proof that the lord no longer wishes bread to represent the body of Christ. It is a sign that the Lord once again will come down to earth and Cheetos is what will be served at the last supper

[–]n2k109 0 points1 point ago

"I didn't really have the energy to have another son to sacrifice again, so here's a tasty reminder. I'll get to Africa later..." -God

[–]TheGreenShepherd 0 points1 point ago

"And Jesus said unto them, behold, take this Cheetoh, crunchy and satisfying for you. It is my body. Do this in rememberance of me. Then, wiping the bits of cheese-dust on Judas' sleeve, Jesus took the jug of Diet Mountain Dew..."

[–]Synlayr 0 points1 point ago

I fucking lol'd.

[–]BendTime 0 points1 point ago

I think I saw a video of this women, she said she knows it's not a sign from jesus or god. She just kept it because she thought it was a cool find.

[–]AwsumbPossum 0 points1 point ago

Christ on a cracker.

[–]artuno 1 point2 points ago

I fucking died at "found cheesus".

[–]hitch44 1 point2 points ago

Everytime I cook spaghetti I see signs of the FSM. Coincidence? I think not!

[–]alps25 0 points1 point ago

X-posting this to r/checkmateatheists.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

It ain't easy, being Jeezy.

[–]ThisGuyOnEarth 0 points1 point ago

I've have comsumed at least 10 like this, so they're nothing special.

[–]Meatslinger 0 points1 point ago

Oh for fucking crying out loud! What the fucking fuck is wrong with these degenerate idiots?

[–]holyplankton 0 points1 point ago

anyone else think that looks like the giant joint from Pineapple Express?

[–]Smileybomb12345 0 points1 point ago

SWEET CHEESUS

[–]ConstantinConstantiu 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this is why when I introduce myself as Christians people think I am crazy.

YOU'RE DOING RELIGION WRONG KIRKWOOD!

[–]duck_100 0 points1 point ago

CHEEZUS FUCKIN CHRIST!!!

[–]Abominati0n 0 points1 point ago

I would've eaten it if they interviewed me.

[–]SomeGamerKid 0 points1 point ago

Man. I thought Methodists were less crazy. I guess not.

[–]LS_DJ 0 points1 point ago

Cheesus christ!

[–]Notsewk 0 points1 point ago

They were on the news because they had a cheeto shaped like a cross... 117 cheetos in each bag, more than a billion bags sold a year, that's about 117000000000 separate cheetos sold every year and they happened to have one shaped like a cross... obviously a sign from god, I seriously don't want to live on this planet any more.

[–]Hunt3rKill3r 0 points1 point ago

Dude it is a FUCKING CHEETO!!

[–]Manhand 0 points1 point ago

Cheesus Christ!

[–]Mr0Mike0 0 points1 point ago

One time, I went camping with some friends. One of them had to go out and take a dump. The next morning, we saw that his poop looked like a cross; a long turd with a shorter one crossing it at the right angle and height. We left it there hoping a christian camper would find it call the news about it.

[–]JeremyKean 0 points1 point ago

Of course you'll find two perpendicular cheetos stuck together at least once. This is the annoying part about the crucifix: it can be found anywhere there are straight lines. Now, try to find a fucking Om symbol in a bag of cheetos. Then I'll be impressed.

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