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[–]harf56 3 points4 points ago

First world problem much?

[–]sirsasana 3 points4 points ago

First World Problems

[–]darkshy 14 points15 points ago

I never found feather pillows comfortable I am the only one?

[–]SupermanV3 22 points23 points ago

Yes. You're the only person ever in the history of human kind to find feather pillows uncomfortable.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 2 points3 points ago

SupermanV3 user for over 1 year .... As in before that dickwad shut down OAG's AmA

So... is this dumb luck? A novelty account for something else?

Are you a wizard?

[–]darkshy -4 points-3 points ago

Could've have been more descriptive huh?

[–]ArkayicBoss[S] 5 points6 points ago

Could've have?

[–]Crow23 3 points4 points ago

I don't like them either. They get all scratchy.

[–]Asturias2789 2 points3 points ago

I have three foam pillows, love the shit out of all of their hypoallergenic qualities, and still get the satisfaction out of fluffing the hell out of them... Name me ONE reason feather pillows are objectively better than foam and I'll concede, but I proffer that there is not a single thing that makes feather better than foam.

[–]Twangmaster -1 points0 points ago

Because feathers.

[–]ThrowAway2755 0 points1 point ago

Foam gets hot easily. My vote goes for cheap microfiber ones replaced every year or so.

[–]Jblackbelt 3 points4 points ago

Liam Neelson in..Taken 5:The Pillow

[–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 2 points3 points ago

Hopefully that will come out when this does.

[–]SensibleMadness 4 points5 points ago

At some point, you have to accept that modern technology has found a better way. Memory foam owns feathers every day of the week.

[–]red321red321 4 points5 points ago

OK OP...whatever helps you sleep at night...

[–]Xenophics 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, having down pillows must be so miserable...

[–]Hardmode-Activated 1 point2 points ago

"Good Luck"

[–]othersomethings 1 point2 points ago

Fluff and flip.

[–]ecilarorrim -1 points0 points ago

...but before I do I will be uncomfortable for hours

[–]guyver_dio 1 point2 points ago

Stop living in a cartoon and buy a normal fucking pillow then.

[–]MOS95B -1 points0 points ago

The Army issues(issued?) feather pillows. I HATE feather pillows!!!

[–]ticklishcage 1 point2 points ago

Or... you could just flip the pillow over

[–]GWARgasm 0 points1 point ago

Well you kind of need the feathers for the pillow to be fluffy.

[–]Avgvstvs_Caesar 1 point2 points ago

I got one.

Anyone here ever have short hair stick somewhere in their shirt after getting a hair cut?

[–]HypocriticalBastard3 0 points1 point ago

Why are there feathers in your pillow?

[–]failed_novelty -1 points0 points ago

I tried pulling a feather out of my pillow once.

Then I realized that I couldn't because my pillow was a rock.

My younger brother isn't as lucky, he doesn't get a rock. Best we can do for him is an old jagged piece of rusty railroad rail.

Even he's got it better than our neighbor. His pillow is entirely made of fire.

[–]Flyentologist 0 points1 point ago

This is also how I handle hearing a mosquito buzz past my ear at night when I'm in bed.

[–]singingbeauty126 0 points1 point ago

More like, "I will find you and throw you behind my headboard."

[–]deathleaper 0 points1 point ago

[–]jyoung35789 1 point2 points ago

Goose, why do you hurt so good?

[–]jjecusco 1 point2 points ago

I only read the comments to make sure someone had said this. Thank you.

[–]kaosmuse 1 point2 points ago

just stupid.

[–]Apostolate -1 points0 points ago

For me, the same applies to tiny unseeable pebbles in my shoes.

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

Why are you talking to mosquitos on the phone?

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[–]thebuddhasits -2 points-1 points ago

You have a pillow stuffed with feathers? From a bird? What is this sorcery?

[–]JakanoryJones -2 points-1 points ago

Feather pillows? Where do you live Beverly hills?

[–]James_Holmes -2 points-1 points ago

Feather pillow? What is this, 1890?

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

ikea

[–]RICH_LITTLE -5 points-4 points ago

Why are you talking to mosquitos on the phone?

[–]jjthedragon -5 points-4 points ago

I WERL FERND U, ERND I WERL KERL U.